[Boxxer]

Yea, last night, while in bed around 2am. I then got to hear her cry for the rest of the night because I couldnt get the cojones up to ask her to go home.

Now Im getting absolutely wonderful texts this morning about how she cant get out of the car to go into work because she cant stop crying.


To give everyone the set up, weve been going out for 2 years.

Feels like a good night to go ride and get hammered.

 

[I Are Baboon]

You mean bastard.

 

[Polandspring88]

Tell me you at least had the decency to get in a few good humps before you broke the news to her...

 

[laura]

Real appropriate timing douche. You were too much of a pussy to tell her decently and then too much of a pussy to ask her to leave. I bet you take her back. Pussy.

 

[fluff]

Has your phone not got an off switch?

You could just do her a favour and call in sick for her.

 

[Boxxer]

Real appropriate timing douche. You were too much of a pussy to tell her decently and then too much of a pussy to ask her to leave. I bet you take her back. Pussy.

Shes not staying here tonight and Im not taking her back...the one thing I do know is if I dont do it now... its not gonna get done.

WTF is the right timing? Im usually such a horrible boyfriend I get them to break up with me first.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Real appropriate timing douche. You were too much of a pussy to tell her decently and then too much of a pussy to ask her to leave. I bet you take her back. Pussy.

 

[bluebug32]

Did David Hill reincarnate himself as Boxxer??

 

[loco-gringo]

Real appropriate timing douche. You were too much of a pussy to tell her decently and then too much of a pussy to ask her to leave. I bet you take her back. Pussy.

Does this give you flashbacks of the chick, Boxxer???

 

[LordOpie]

Real appropriate timing douche. You were too much of a pussy to tell her decently and then too much of a pussy to ask her to leave. I bet you take her back. Pussy.

must spread rep before giving it to Laura again.

Kapow!

 

[Boxxer]

Does this give you flashbacks of the chick, Boxxer???

No, but I wish it did, then it wouldnt feel so bad kicking her to the curb!

 

[laura]

Shes not staying here tonight and Im not taking her back...the one thing I do know is if I dont do it now... its not gonna get done.

WTF is the right timing? Im usually such a horrible boyfriend I get them to break up with me first.

While there isn't really any ideal time to break up with a girlfriend of 2 years, you could have been quite a bit more tactful than laying in bed at 2 in the morning.

 

[laura]

Does this give you flashbacks of the chick, Boxxer???

I thought you knew me well enough to know you don't want to be on my **** list, tool.

 

[fluff]

While there isn't really any ideal time to break up with a girlfriend of 2 years, you could have been quite a bit more tactful than laying in bed at 2 in the morning.

6am would have gotten you both a lot more sleep for a start.

 

[loco-gringo]

I thought you knew me well enough to know you don't want to be on my **** list, tool.

I'd much rather be on dh_girlie's sh*t list, but since she can't post, why not???

 

[Konabumm]

Yea, last night, while in bed around 2am. I then got to hear her cry for the rest of the night because I couldnt get the cojones up to ask her to go home.

Now Im getting absolutely wonderful texts this morning about how she cant get out of the car to go into work because she cant stop crying.


To give everyone the set up, weve been going out for 2 years.

Feels like a good night to go ride and get hammered.

YOU'RE A DICK - I love it

 

[sanjuro]

What did you expect, "thanks, I'll be seeing you?" Welcome to fallout.

 

[laura]

6am would have gotten you both a lot more sleep for a start.

EXACTLY!

 

[LordOpie]

YOU'RE A DICK - I love it

Sorry, you love what?

 

[Boxxer]

What did you expect, "thanks, I'll be seeing you?" Welcome to fallout.

I forget the ratio of fallout days to dating days... how long should I expect it to last?

 

[robdamanii]

Wouldn't it have been easier to wake up at 6:30, tap her on the shoulder and tell her "get out bitch", give her an angry pirate and push her out the door?

 

[fluff]

Funny thing is that whilst she's bitching to you, you're bitching to us.

You're no better than your whiney ex, you pussy.

 

[LordOpie]

I forget the ratio of fallout days to dating days... how long should I expect it to last?

zero.

Walk away, don't look back. A clean break is the only way. Also, it's hard to be depressed when you hate... give her that.

 

[Boxxer]

zero.

Walk away, don't look back. A clean break is the only way. Also, it's hard to be depressed when you hate... give her that.

Noted!

 

[laura]

Sorry, you love what?

YESSSSSSSS, It's on!


Boxxer, give her her **** back and stop answering her calls, ignoring the fallout helps shorten the fallout.

 

[bluebug32]

hopefully she was able to gather two years of her stuff in the dark

 

[Boxxer]

Funny thing is that whilst she's bitching to you, you're bitching to us.

You're no better than your whiney ex, you pussy.

Im gonna need a new ball licker soon. Looks like youll do.

Shes not whiney, neither am I. Just providing some entertainment and maybe cathing a few words of wisdom that accidentally make their way out.

 

[fluff]

Im gonna need a new ball licker soon. Looks like youll do.

Shes not whiney, neither am I. Just providing some entertainment and maybe cathing a few words of wisdom that accidentally make their way out.

Sounds whiney to me.

 

[Boxxer]

YESSSSSSSS, It's on!


Boxxer, give her her **** back and stop answering her calls, ignoring the fallout helps shorten the fallout.

I havent returned any txt or calls this morning so Im in good shape there. She has a key... so do I leave a note and ask her to get her stuff while im out at work or whatever and then leave the key under the mat?

 

[sanjuro]

I forget the ratio of fallout days to dating days... how long should I expect it to last?

Hmmm, for two years?

Day 2: hearing from your friends (probably drinking at the house)
Day 5: breakup sex
Day 9: hearing from her friends (running into them at the bar or at school)
Day 14: hearing from your mother (what happened to that nice girl?)
Day 20: late nite desperation call (either from her or you)

 

[greenhood]

Tip-Always break up with a woman on a Friday.

 

[skinny mike]

I havent returned any txt or calls this morning so Im in good shape there. She has a key... so do I leave a note and ask her to get her stuff while im out at work or whatever and then leave the key under the mat?

just for your complete lack of tact, i hope she upper decks you.

 

[fluff]

do I leave a note and ask her to get her stuff while im out at work

Erm.. do you value your things?

 

[bluebug32]

Tip-Always break up with a woman on a Friday.

So true. We always need Friday afternoon entertainment to transition into TGIF

 

[laura]

I havent returned any txt or calls this morning so Im in good shape there. She has a key... so do I leave a note and ask her to get her stuff while im out at work or whatever and then leave the key under the mat?

Well that depends, is she a saint, or is she reacting like a typical female who has been dumped in a super lame way? Because I'm just saying, if it was me, I would help myself to destroying a few of your things and maybe even killing your cat before I left your f'in key under your f'in mat.

 

[LordOpie]

...before I left your f'in key under your f'in mat.

Come on, you know you'd give the key to a drunk homeless homo and tell him to make himself comfortable.

 

[Da Peach]

Make sure to remind her in your note to have dinner ready.

 

[fluff]

Come on, you know you'd give the key to a drunk homeless homo and tell him to make himself comfortable.

That's your voice of experience again isn't it?

 

[LordOpie]

That's your voice of experience again isn't it?

It's how I roll.

 

[douglas]

Real appropriate timing douche. You were too much of a pussy to tell her decently and then too much of a pussy to ask her to leave. I bet you take her back. Pussy.

I think someone else was dumped at 2am before!


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