So, I took one of my friends to get her hood pierced today
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All this talk of hoods. Ima have my girl do some badass ornament, then some louvres, and a scoop...
Yuck.
Even worse is the guys who get their crankshaft machined.
Yuck.
Even worse is the guys who get their crankshaft machined.
MikeD said:
No the movie could be called:
"Stoney98 and his imaginary friend who stole the hoody and he's trying to make everyone curious by his double posting" soundtrack by Avril Levine.
Ewww...why did I not heed the warning...is that what you guys see when you're workin it down there? Not very attractive...unless some are better looking than others, like weens?BigMike said:Jeez, start a thread and leave your comptuer for a day, come back, and 6 pages later.......
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and oh yeah, for those who spend sex ed laughing everytime they said penis and vagina, and need a little assistance in finding out what a hood is.... go to the site below. AGAIN, I STRESS, NOT WORK SAFE!! (Also, do not click if your girlfriend is around, or if you have virgin eyes)
If you are over 18, go here
www.perils-of-pleasure.com/Beginning/GenitCloseLabel.jpg
Some better looking than others? We are talking LIGHT YEARS apart here.dh girlie said:
Well, if it's stock, it can be a little plain. It's all about adding aftermarket parts. Really rice 'er out...some air dams, plenty of performance mods, little bit of CNC machined ornamentation, graphics kit, tinting, maybe a wing...dh girlie said:
bomberz1qr20 said:
So is that a yes?
...twice pipes, tuck n' roll leather, all waxed up and ready to roll.MikeD said:
Just flick the switch and watch it bounce...
I have to drive through the 'hood on the way to work every day.
And our Volvo is a non-blown version that leaks and smells bad but I'm trying to fix it so I can show it off.
I know a guy who will pay good money to slide in it and take it for a spin when I'm through with it.
And our Volvo is a non-blown version that leaks and smells bad but I'm trying to fix it so I can show it off.
I know a guy who will pay good money to slide in it and take it for a spin when I'm through with it.
dh girlie said:
Well, what would you rather eat, a warm apricot muffin, or a roast beef sandwhich with too much mayo that someone left in the sun?
Yes, that kind of difference.
The correct anatomical name is actually prepuce. The same term is used for the foreskin on a man. It's just a flap of skin that covers the glans, which is the very sensitive piece of tissue on men (the head of the penis) and women (the clitoris) that is capable of sensing orgasm-inducing stimulation.MikeD said:
Now I've probably just ruined the immature humor of this thread for y'all. Oh well. At least now you will have learned something today. Damn I'm smart.
So the original topic is analogous to driving a piton so as not to fall off the prepupice? 
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Well that was a colorful analogy! I think I'm gonna throw up...thanks! Y'all have a nice night, I'm OUT!bomberz1qr20 said:
No way man I am just a very boring and sheltered individual. I usually have no idea what the names of parts are (what is that LONG thing where my piss comes out of again?) Oh well I am just dumb I guess. I wasn't mad I just wanted a response and now everyone is making fun of me. Oh well it won't be the last time.biggins said:
That's a pretty good attitude. You seem to have a good understanding of how this whole forum thing works, eh? Seeing as how you're still a relative newbie, I'll give you a belated "welcome" to RM.gschuette said:
And for a brief anatomy lesson, see my post at the bottom of the 7th page of this thread.
BTW where I come from it has always been known as the clit. You know like Jay and Silent Bob "The Clit Commander". Anyway the diagram is nasty(just say no to hair down thair) so no I am not staring. I apologize for my stupidity. Wow it isn't slang. I just call it pussy all day and don't even learn the correct name. How dumb huh!
dexterq20 said:That's a pretty good attitude. You seem to have a good understanding of how this whole forum thing works, eh? Seeing as how you're still a relative newbie, I'll give you a belated "welcome" to RM.
And for a brief anatomy lesson, see my post at the bottom of the 7th page of this thread.
I AM NOT NEW ME LURK FOR LONG TIME.
Geez I just called myself an idiot what more do you want.
No, dude, I was serious. I wasn't giving you sh|t, I honestly was a fan of the way you handled that situation. Most newbies (or in your case, quasi-newbies) would have gotten all beligerent and angry. You, on the other hand, were very mature and respectful. And I like that. Sorry you misunderstood me, but I wasn't insulting you or giving you a hard time.gschuette said:
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I always manage to drive DHG from the threads....dh girlie said:
Well, she asked for it.
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bomberz1qr20 said:
You mean dhg, I think.
I mean STFU, Nut Juggler.loco-gringo said:You mean dhg, I think.
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bomberz1qr20 said:I mean STFU, Nut Juggler.
That'd be funny if it hadn't come from your lame ass.
That's like saying the vein and the helmet are one in the same...gschuette said:
lets not let this come between us, we can work through the tough timesdexterq20 said:
no, I just wanted to say vein and helmet...gschuette said:
UPDATE: I told her there was a nine page thread on the internet aboot her, and now she wants to take pictures so I can post them 
Geez, you guys must really like clicking the "next page" button. You know you can bump up your posts-per-page in the User CP, right?
This thread is.. uh. Different. Bomber's analogy was priceless, though
This thread is.. uh. Different. Bomber's analogy was priceless, though
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BigMike - if you decide to post pics,make sure that it is the apricot muffin variety or much hell will be dealt to you. We don't want to see the dried up roast beef sandwich with any amount of mayo.bomberz1qr20 said: