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N8 v2.0

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
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The Cleft of Venus
jdcamb said:
Are you sure you want to see a pic? Lets just say I am not shy when it comes to wearing lycra bike shorts :devil:

Camb stands for..... Uhhh never mind. Someone here must know. :sneaky:
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Humm... Cambridge?
 
Ciaran

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
19
So Cal
And I am guessing it's not the California Assn. of Mortgage Brokers.

Dang... this is going to bug me all day till i get home and can google some pr0n.
 
N8 v2.0

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
11,003
149
The Cleft of Venus
Ciaran said:
And I am guessing it's not the California Assn. of Mortgage Brokers.

Dang... this is going to bug me all day till i get home and can google some pr0n.
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RU addicted to pr0n?

Ain't those lil' critters that look like shrimps?
 
N8 v2.0

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
11,003
149
The Cleft of Venus
DVNT said:
So what was the pron scene like in Rochester?

(Pinch nose and read out loud)
Yeah yeah, I'm Licking your balls, Yeah you got really big balls.
(Sound track kicks in...)

For the ladies, a hundred-thirty pounds of beef, yeah
Chinky eyes, curly hair and gold teeth
Swingin with this here stud, you need practice
I'm leavin used rubbers on the mattress

[Daddy-O]
When I'm with my homies, we're rollin
Can't love a car unless it's stolen
Don't ask me what the price is,
but it's more than pussy tickle devices

Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C

(And you can fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(YOU CAN FEEL THE!!!)
Sweat from my balls!

("What's the matter Mr. Jones?"
"Well I'm ashamed of the way you're playing!")

[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
And we come fully equipped
With a bad attitude and a hard ass (*censored*)

[Daddy-O]
For demonstrations, watch us slam her
Steady poundin' like a jackhammer

[Hi-C]
One sword edge you can't cop out
We're poundin you down 'til your eyeballs pop out!

[Daddy-O and Hi-C]
We're not your ordinary players (*scratch*)

Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C

(And she'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(She'll get paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Get paid with the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!!!
(Puh-puh-paid with the..)
Sweat from my balls!

[Hi-C]
Ahhh, check check check it out yo
Get a grip on the headboard and hold on to it
or get sent right through it

[Daddy-O]
BITCH! I'm bite ya (*censored*) the way that I'm lickin 'em
Won't be gentle the way that I'm stickin 'em
I do a damn good job
and bitches on my dick like a human shish-ka-bob

[Hi-C]
Hey (*woof*) CB4 is fly
So grab them ankles, throw your (*woof*) in the sky

Chorus: (Daddy-O), Hi-C

(And fell the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my biggedy-balls!
(Bitch, you can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat-sweat from my balls!
(BITCH!) Sweat from my balls!
(You can feel the..)
Sweat from my balls!
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H8R

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,959
35
I can bake a mean apple pie.

I can make my ears un-plug at will. When I'm at high altitude, I can "flex" the insides of my ears. I hear a slight clicking sound, and they un-plug.

My grandfather was in The Muppet Movie. He shot at Fozzie Bear.
 
BigHit-Maniac

BigHit-Maniac

Monkey
Jul 5, 2004
245
0
Las Vegas, NV
When most people first meet me, they think I like to listen to rap & hip hop.


Unh uh! :mumble:

I'm a metal-head ALLL the way.

However, every now and then I get in the mood for some *gasp* Country.

:D
 
stosh

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,238
393
NY
jdcamb said:
I am not originally from Rochester. But it is a great place to hide.....
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Now I'm wondering if this is where your user title came from.
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

MISS MISSY (geek)
Feb 11, 2002
8,056
0
A state where you never find the dance floor empty
BigHit-Maniac said:
When most people first meet me, they think I like to listen to rap & hip hop.


Unh uh! :mumble:

I'm a metal-head ALLL the way.

However, every now and then I get in the mood for some *gasp* Country.

:D
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Most people would look at me and never guess that I listen to old skool gangsta rap like NWA, Ice T, etc...I look THAT sweet and innocent...:rolleyes:
 
DVNT

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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0
jdcamb said:
Hmmmm could be.....
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Cambridge?

I thought it was Scumbag college, Scunthorpe UK

Sorry just watched the university challenge Young Ones Episode.
 
BigHit-Maniac

BigHit-Maniac

Monkey
Jul 5, 2004
245
0
Las Vegas, NV
dh girlie said:
Most people would look at me and never guess that I listen to old skool gangsta rap like NWA, Ice T, etc...I look THAT sweet and innocent...:rolleyes:
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LOL.

Some of the old school stuff is cool, however I'll definitely take some good Fear Factory or Static X over that stuff anyday.

I've been on a heavy Rammstein benge lately too... hehehe. :thumb:
 
DVNT

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
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dh girlie said:
Most people would look at me and never guess that I listen to old skool gangsta rap like NWA, Ice T, etc...I look THAT sweet and innocent...:rolleyes:
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Wait a minute, I thought you were a 50 year old red neck with a mullet!
Where did that picture go?
 
J

JRB

Guest
dh girlie said:
Most people would look at me and never guess that I listen to old skool gangsta rap like NWA, Ice T, etc...I look THAT sweet and innocent...:rolleyes:
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No you don't.
 
J

JRB

Guest
dh girlie said:
I am! Look at this face! that is sweet and innocent looking at it's best!

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I thought you were trying to pull of sexy in that shot.
 
DVNT

DVNT

Turbo Monkey
Jul 16, 2004
1,844
0
dh girlie said:
I am! Look at this face! that is sweet and innocent looking at it's best!

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Sweet an innocent up front!
But we've also seen that naught Purple People Eater Rear end shot of you at Gatorland.
 
stosh

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,238
393
NY
dh girlie said:
Only with peppermint schnapps and whipped cream...and I'm not talkin for the cocoa EITHER! ;)
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oh thats hot!!!
You're making me all warm and fussy inside!
 
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