No no no... you misunderstand. It works illogically because, let's be honest, women are illogical.for $1000/hr, she damn well better let me use her mouth as a toilet after eating a mondo burrito and drinking an entire case of PBR
The women who WILL do that only charge $50 per hour.
The women who have never done that, and are clean... and won't get "dirty" with you... they're the ones who charge $1000.
Go figure.