[KenW449]

I... don't have an issue with that. If you can't find your girl attractive like that, you have an issue.

 

[Jm_]

Mr. America pageant has been discriminated against for years. I nominate myself.

 

[slyfink]

Mr. America pageant has been discriminated against for years. I nominate myself.

That's caus' y'all are too ambitious... It's actually known as Mr. Universe...

 

[jimmydean]

Lyft driver in stolen car picks up a suspected car thief.

Gresham, where Portland boarders Alabama.

“The lesson learned, in a time when it's better to blend in, the brightly glowing Lyft sign might stand out a little. Thank you for posting the large look at me sign on your dash,” the Gresham Police Department posted on Facebook.

 

[KenW449]

All hope for humanity is now lost.

Hmm,
http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/whats-hot/i-survived-the-swimsuit-competition-heres-why-other-women-shouldnt-have-to/ar-AAygorj?ocid=ientp

 

[Jm_]

Hmm,
http://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/whats-hot/i-survived-the-swimsuit-competition-heres-why-other-women-shouldnt-have-to/ar-AAygorj?ocid=ientp

I'm confused, is it the swimsuit competition, or the hot body competition?

 

[rideit]

Maybe a 'swallow a banana' competition?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

One does not need to delve too deeply to understand why we have few women in the Ridemonkey community.

 

[Jm_]

Doug Ford, brother of dead drug addict mayor Rob Ford, makes Canada Eh Again

And not just by a little bit

 

[mykel]

Doug Ford, brother of dead drug addict mayor Rob Ford, makes Canada Eh Again

And not just by a little bit

Ah man, I come to teh monkey to try and avoid reality, but Noooo, we just gotta get out the salt...

 

[Pesqueeb]

Ah man, I come to teh monkey to try and avoid reality, but Noooo, we just gotta get out the salt...

Misery + company, and all that.

 

[Jm_]

Legit, except I would have used the “max power” method to free her.


https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-gets-head-stuck-exhaust-230132450.html

 

[pnj]

there's the right way and the wrong way

and then there's the max power way

it's the wrong way. only, faster.

 

[stevew]

Legit, except I would have used the “max power” method to free her.


https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-gets-head-stuck-exhaust-230132450.html

or texas way....if it starts....just drive around with her head stuck in there and drag her around until her head falls out.....yeah.....the texas way sounds good...

 

[Westy]

Rick Santorum will probably be the next president. People really are that fvcking stupid.



Ok, your turn. Make a statement, hypothetical or otherwise, on why you have lost all hope with humanity.

I find it charming that our current situation is actually worse than H8R's dystopian future.

 

[Westy]

Legit, except I would have used the “max power” method to free her.


https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-gets-head-stuck-exhaust-230132450.html

I love the max power way but I am a little cinflicted because faster is always the right way.

 

[rideit]

I love the max power way but I am a little cinflicted because faster is always the right way.

Unless you are making Scotch.

 

[Jm_]

This is why you never won anything more than french fries at Monopoly.

 

[Pesqueeb]

This is why you never won anything more than french fries at Monopoly.

That was nutty. Might make a good movie one day.

 

[KenW449]

That was nutty. Might make a good movie one day.

I shall like to see this too. RIDEMONKEY ///Movie fest! We should submit this idea to Legion, the crowd funded movoe producer people.

 

[rideit]

Who will play Jacobsen?

 

[6thElement]

Who will play Jacobsen?

The lawyer from breaking bad/better call Saul.

 

[rideit]

And, of course, the detective who breaks the case will be Brad Pitt.

Or Steve Buschemi.

Take your pick.

 

[Pesqueeb]

This little guy was abandoned literally on the jet bridge last night when the passengers were told that their "kennel" wouldn't fit in the cabin.

 

[mykel]

Some people should just fucking die.

 

[rideit]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-news-michigan-father-charges-20180808-story.html?outputType=amp

 

[DaveW]

Mom Gets Death Threats For Sharing Her Son’s Hospital Bill

Now that's some next level assholery right there.

 

[pnj]

welcome to the internet, where people are assholes.

I just had back surgery. I don't have insurance. They made me pay cash, like a drug dealer or prostitute would. I learned what my credit score was.

 

[mykel]

welcome to the internet, where people are assholes.

I just had back surgery. I don't have insurance. They made me pay cash, like a drug dealer or prostitute would. I learned what my credit score was.

Well considering the only people who have and carry cash ARE drug dealers and prostitutes....

Hmmmm...Bad back, but apparently no drugs to relieve the pain so the hossie it is...

You Sir are a Prostitute, and I claim my 5 bucks.

 

[rideit]

Assholes.

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2018/09/03/moose-drowns-in-vermont-lake-after-being-spooked-by-onlookers-snapping-photos.html

 

[eric strt6]

Fucking dirtbags

Camera captures San Jose driver hitting two children before driving off

https://www.sfgate.com/local/article/Camera-captures-San-Jose-driver-hitting-two-13203658.php

screen shot from the embeded video in the article. Good thing both kids had helmets on

 

[DaveW]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45411569

Fuckers.

 

[KenW449]

Women shoots up Rite Aid distribution center. Not far from where i grew up in Havre' De Grace.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/aberdeen-maryland-shooting-woman-opens-fire-at-rite-aid-distribution-center/ar-AAAnAYG?ocid=ientp

 

[DaveW]

Good to see once again that Ann Coulter has taken the high road!..... Oh wait no sorry my bad, that's not the high road.

 

[DaveW]

I'll post this one in here because
You know damn well where this tech will end up being used.

 

[mykel]

I'll post this one in here because
You know damn well where this tech will end up being used.

Come on.
You know everything is better with a gun attached.
Jeez some people.

 

[6thElement]

Poor dog.
https://www.denverpost.com/2018/10/16/aurora-dog-sex-jail-sentence/

 

[eric strt6]

scumbag level 10 has been reached. the Crews are on the fire lines and all their stuff is at the station


Two Concow men were arrested for trying to steal from a Cal Fire station in the wake of the catastrophic Camp Fire, officials said Monday.

Robert DePalma and William Erlbacher are facing five felony counts including vehicle theft, looting during an emergency and possession of stolen property, according to a joint statement by Cal Fire and the Butte County Fire Department.

https://www.sfgate.com/california-wildfires/article/Camp-Fire-Two-men-arrested-for-allegedly-13405901.php

 

[SkaredShtles]

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[Jm_]

W


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I was going to make a picture for you of the state and highlight the methy areas, but I realized the entire state is meth, pretty much every state these days.