I saw a guy eating a Snickers while standing at a urinal a couple hours ago. Impressive.
The Manliest Thing You've Ever Seen?
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The sobbing A-10 pilot after he trashed the Brit?
I apply my Oil of Olay with a barbecue spatula
Ms. Spears gets around, huh?
maybe not "manliest", but a urinal story anyway.
It's years ago and I'm standing in line to use a urinal at a Slayer concert. Side by side, no dividers or anything, all the way down to the ground. So the guy in front of me unzips his pants and the bag of weed he had crotched falls into the pool of piss (and toliet mint!
) in the bottom of the urinal. Without hesitation he snatches it up out of the pee pool, shakes it off and puts it in his pocket!
I remember thinking that I was glad I wasn't one of his friends.
It's years ago and I'm standing in line to use a urinal at a Slayer concert. Side by side, no dividers or anything, all the way down to the ground. So the guy in front of me unzips his pants and the bag of weed he had crotched falls into the pool of piss (and toliet mint!
) in the bottom of the urinal. Without hesitation he snatches it up out of the pee pool, shakes it off and puts it in his pocket!I remember thinking that I was glad I wasn't one of his friends.
Serious answer: a one arm pullup. Amazing.
i farted in class one time.
Lead singer of the Ataris (it was at Warped Tour a few years ago, they were the only ones playing at the time, I swear) whipping out his junk at a couple hecklers and then jumped down at them and started fighting them. I think the junk showing was a little uncalled for, actually a lot uncalled for, but jumping in after the guys was pretty sweet.
I wouldnt call fighting a couple dudes at Warped tour "manly" per se. I think "screamo" is the correct term for that.
Unless it was the '03 tour (i think) when metal mulisha was on it. A good friend worked as a roadie the year they were on it. They almost got thrown off the tour for being flat out maniacs. They tried to pick a fight with yellowcard and a few other sh!tty emo bands, would get arrested in every city they went to, picked fights with cops, woke each other up by lighting people on fire, drank way more than was reasonable by even the standards of alcoholics (totally trashed by 9am), etc. It got to the point they weren't even allowed to park with the rest of the tour when they were at venues.
It was more for the fact he jumped into the crowd at them, probably one of those had to be there things. It was pretty dern impressive.
If they were at the one at the Gorge in WA, then that's probably them.
i'm more impressed by the fact that he even had junk to whip out
I had to carry my own finger inmy pocket and drive to the hospital after my buddy couldnt controll his chainsaw. the finger is back on but my pants were ruined with stains.
oh yeah, and it was a finger in my pocket........I wasnt happy to see you.
oh yeah, and it was a finger in my pocket........I wasnt happy to see you.
I once saw Bill Brasky inhale a seagull.
Ok, I laughed, but please dont let this turn into a BillBrasky/MikeDitka/ChuckNorris/BurlyShirley thread.
I saw the drummer from unwritten law throw his sticks dwon mid song and then throw a beefy bouncer into the crowd after he saw the bouncer smashing stage intruders into the ground each time he caught them. That was gnarly.
Why couldn't they do anything cool whenever I saw them? Lucky.
I saw a dissected cadaver today. Not really manly, but still.
i saw rex grossman weep.Ok, I laughed, but please dont let this turn into a BillBrasky/MikeDitka/ChuckNorris/BurlyShirley thread.
It would have been had you killed him yourself
I once stuff a dead man's balls back into his sac after they'd been blown off.
My history teacher duct taped his achilies tendon back together while in the peace corps and walked some rediculous distance.
I did that... twice.
i see it everytime i look in the mirror...
I once saw a kid pull his opponet back into the circle during a wrestleing match.
Rode 50 miles on a day that didn't get to 20 degrees(today).
i backed into a car and dented the bumper in the middle of the night...i left a note.
Myself and a friend heckled the piss out of them when we were tanked a few months ago.
They did nothing.
... I once used a live rattlesnake as a condom.
My friend Craig went off the road and crashed his car into a tree. He wasn't wearing his seatbelt an put his head through the windshield. His head was trapped in the safety glass and he had to punch through the remains of the windshield to free himself. He then walked a couple miles back into town to call an ambulance. I didn't actually see it happen but I saw the windshield, the broken hand, the broken nose, some really bloody clothes and plenty of stitches.
That's manly AND desperately gay and lonely.
I once drove a rental car into the hudson river to practice escaping.
I got the cotton part of a q-tip stuck in my ear and used needle nosed pliers to extract it. Even though I cried initially. I eventually bucked up, took a deep breath, and pulled the errant cotton enemy out. I only wish I had a witness.
I was watching some baseball highlights where the batter copped a fast ball fair in the face from the pitcher. The bloke didn't even go down, just spat out a few teeth and trotted off to first base. Then went to hospital for treatment for a broken jaw. Toughest thing I've ever seen on a sporting field.