[jdcamb]

My Apartment smells like Oranges and when I turn off the TV I can hear a ticking noise that I cannot locate. I turned on the stereo and played a whole lotta Rosie at full volume for good measure. All my neighbors lights are on..... UFO Lights out next...

 

[jdcamb]

you win! you should start posting in the other thread.

You should get rep of which I cannot give.....

 

[jstuhlman]

the ticking noise may have something to do with the departure of gf...you need to find a bomb sniffing dog STAT.

 

[jdcamb]

the ticking noise may have something to do with the departure of gf...you need to find a bomb sniffing dog STAT.

The timer on her Toaster oven broke. As soon as her waffles were done and the bell went off. I like the toaster oven so I may have to keep it as punishment..... I warm up these delicious meatballs from NYC I was smart enough to save and freeze. Haha I am a winner!

 

[ICEBALL585]

The timer on her Toaster oven broke. As soon as her waffles were done and the bell went off. I like the toaster oven so I may have to keep it as punishment..... I warm up these delicious meatballs from NYC I was smart enough to save and freeze. Haha I am a winner!

Maybe she left the toaster oven as a love memento, or maybe it's just your consolation prize.

 

[jdcamb]

Maybe she left the toaster oven as a love memento, or maybe it's just your consolation prize.

It was gone today. She got the key from my neighbor. I did not know my neighbor had a key.... Moot point in 20 minutes.....

 

[Beef Supreme]

It was gone today. She got the key from my neighbor. I did not know my neighbor had a key.... Moot point in 20 minutes.....

Is the wok still there?

 

[jstuhlman]

WOK ON!

 

[jdcamb]

Is the wok still there?

No worries about that. She did erase all the pics of herself off the Galaxy Pad and left it even though I gave it to her....

 

[HardtailHack]

No worries about that. She did erase all the pics of herself off the Galaxy Pad and left it even though I gave it to her....

Not for long https://www.piriform.com/recuva

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Digging a ditch is damn hard work.

 

[jdcamb]

I am taking bids on my Cooper painting. Yes that Cooper.

 

[jdcamb]

My Old 1989 Honda Civic with 600K miles on it just passed inspection in Waltham MA last Friday.

 

[jstuhlman]

Our stupid dog would have a much happier life if it would not insist on hopping the fvcking fence when left alone in the back yard for more than 2 mins.

 

[MMike]

I wonder if anyone yelled "SHOW US YOUR TITS!!" during Emma Watson's speech.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I wonder if anyone yelled "SHOW US YOUR TITS!!" during Emma Watson's speech.

I don't know what speech you're talking about, but those words run through my head everytime I see her.

 

[MMike]

There are three hens in the production office right now. Real ones. An egg was laid.

 

[jstuhlman]

pretty sure i can stand not showering for a lot longer than not shaving. DAT ITCH

 

[jdcamb]

Salt and Vinegar chips are both very salty and too vinegary. Now if you added onion flavor to the mix I assure you they would be spectacular then.... In the name of Science I am planning to mix a bag of Onion chips with a bag of Salt and Vinegar chips. I'll post the results here as I feel they would be extraordinarily beneficial to society. Your welcome....

 

[HardtailHack]

Today I found my Discman that I bought in 2001, it had an additional battery pack that lets you keep feeding it AA batteries when the internal ones go flat, in line remote with backlight, fibre optic out and enough output to shame the shit outta my Cowon Z2 that lasted three months. I really like things that are made well and am happy to pay for it but it's hard to find solidly built stuff now, I'm so hipster

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

You weren't solely on mp3 players by 2001?


Looooosah

 

[HardtailHack]

Haha, nah, big headphones and uncompressed audio was for me. Was at sound engineering school then, if the teacher man caught you with an MP3 he'd make sure you couldn't have babies, MP3's were the work of the Devil.

 

[Da Peach]

Salt and Vinegar chips are both very salty and too vinegary. Now if you added onion flavor to the mix I assure you they would be spectacular then.... In the name of Science I am planning to mix a bag of Onion chips with a bag of Salt and Vinegar chips. I'll post the results here as I feel they would be extraordinarily beneficial to society. Your welcome....

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

I think I'll be around snow this winter, going all out fat bike shopping as it is if the storm of the millennium is upon us. Water, fat bike with 4 plus inch tires, bar mittens and shoe covers an all weather jacket that is warm and handle bar lights. I think that is enough if I use it once I'll be satisfied.

 

[jdcamb]

If you find yourself in Youngstown OH ever. Immediately retrace your steps and get the eff out of there. Nothing good happens there ever. Trust me on this...

 

[HardtailHack]

Good music makes the most crap task so much more tolerable, was doing a bit of late night cleaning and threw on a new album and it was so good I ran the whole album twice. I'm sure the neighbours would have dug it at 11:00pm on a Sunday night, gets them back for subjecting me to Mr Worldwide.

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

https://twitter.com/RyanLeckey/status/515585982096486400/photo/1


got my short handle

 

[johnbryanpeters]

The quantity of consonants in the English language is constant. If omitted in one place, they turn up in another. When a Bostonian "pahks" his "cah," the lost r's migrate southwest, causing a Texan to "warsh" his car and invest in "erl wells."

 

[jdcamb]

Most excellent.

 

[HardtailHack]

Getting beaten by PSP- http://www.ridemonkey.com/members/?type=negative_ratings

It's a bit nasty to have his tag thingy as site moron, also my name should be changed to HardtailHipster.

 

[jdcamb]

I don't know. Really I don't.

 

[jimmydean]

The Sun is visiting your gracious sign, yet its opposition to shocking Uranus releases buried emotions and you might find yourself in the midst of an unexpected storm.

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

http://palmspringsphotofestival.com/2014-review/

now with my own photo festival #winningshims

 

[ICEBALL585]

Why is it that almost all middle aged women in a professional office setting wear the same floral, overwhelming, bad smelling perfume?!?

Must be part of the dress code of something.

 

[pinkshirtphotos]

https://sports.vice.com/article/the-nfls-pink-october-does-not-raise-money-for-cancer-research

 

[HardtailHack]

One can not refer to a GG Megatrail as a Bike, it must be mentioned by name.

 

[jackalope]

^^
I thought we agreed it was now formally referred to as the "megajizz"?

Anyway, I will be able to afford a megajizz in every color once I start selling my retrofit door frame and door combo for people who have to walk their bikes through their house on occasion (and aren't rocking 650 mm bars from the late '90s).

 

[jdcamb]

Why is it that almost all middle aged women in a professional office setting wear the same floral, overwhelming, bad smelling perfume?!?

Must be part of the dress code of something.

It is the only thing that can cover bad coochie or mommy tit foam odors..... It even works on belly and back flap foam odors..... Be grateful for that....

 

[blindboxx2334]

anyone making a snow bike this year? i think im going to try and give it a shot, since i bitched out last year. it also gives me another excuse to buy a HT.

 

[jdcamb]

Apartment is still awesome. Stove and Solar projects are on hold or delayed. I want to take over some Studio space that has heat and no water or plumbing. Just to have a bike shop again. 500 sq ft. Just enough room for me and me.