Ex is gone......... I am waiting for her to move to get the house back, but for now I am staying with mom... Mom gave me hell for the lipstick and tried to tell me I was grounded..... Good laughs were to be had..... Mom was happy I was smiling
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Am I the only one that believes Kate Beckinsdale should make the move into the Adult movie industry?
They replayed this on the radio yesterday and it had me rolling.
Talking about NY decriminalizing pot:
Talking about NY decriminalizing pot:
Jon Stewart said:
I do believe that today will be the day I [punch someone right square in the throat
Just realized that Terry from 3'sthe company (priscilla barnes) was the topless psychic in Mallrats
Thank you Pandora for dropping some older metallica into my godsmack station..... Making for a great night tonight
Why do so many bike videos have crappy music in them? Are music rights to good songs really that much more expensive?
Ex went utterly and completely out of her mind last night. I had a few knives thrown at me, few plants and a couple dish's........ I will let the RM community guess who has been cut off from the entirety of financial support
I stopped by mine today. It saddens me to be in the house I built and to not get to enjoy it. She's unemployed again. I gave her $100 because I wanted to see her smile. She smiled for me, my day was made...
I did once, by accident. Excel began mocking me. I had to take 5.
Don't hit her with the car on your way out, it doesn't end well. Trust me on that one.
Hairy Ball Theory
"you can't comb a hairy ball flat without creating a cowlick"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem
"you can't comb a hairy ball flat without creating a cowlick"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hairy_ball_theorem
Some baby oil and some glitter and nothing else matters.....
So I have found out, my ex is trying to contend directly with My attorney on her demands for the divorce. Um, My attorney is extremely damned good at his job, she is clueless as to what her rights really are and is starting to piss him off.
I give it a week before I serve her with an eviction notice and take my house back and see her locked up in a mental institution.
I seriously do not put it past her to flip out and scream at a judge in court..... I am so glad I am already over all this.
I give it a week before I serve her with an eviction notice and take my house back and see her locked up in a mental institution.
I seriously do not put it past her to flip out and scream at a judge in court..... I am so glad I am already over all this.
Sounds like you don't need glitter for your balls....
mmmn hotlink on a sourdough roll with sauerkraut and spicy brown mustard for lunch
Every time I seriously think about going vegetarian again, someone cooks me a wicked good steak...
I can lay 3 courses of stones, before I have to get the level out. My arches are dead nuts. Complete shame all my work gets buried again...
Why would you ever think about going vegetarian? Meat is there and meant to be eaten... it's just nature. Thats like saying I'm thinking about becoming Amish.
Dark and Twisty today.
Why do some people have no control over their volume while yapping on the phone in a restaurant ?
Shut the fvck up already.
Shut the fvck up already.
I am patiently waiting for the world to change to suit my needs.
I find the ERMAHGERD meme far funnier than I should.
ermahgerd!! Vernurrr!!
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Every time I see that video it puts me in a good mood. Every frickin' time.
That's because you can close the window and the child goes away.
Laughing != crying.
I wouldn't define Semen as a product....
Do female vampires menstruate? If so, this seems problematic.
I was in a pub last night with some of the gus from work and saw two "girls of size" (as PC now requires us to say) by the bar.
They both spoke with brogue accents, and making assumptions about their origins I said, "Hello, are you two girls from Scotland?"
One of them screamed, "It's WALES you f------g idiot!"
So I immediately apologized and said: "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"
That's when all #$^% broke loose...
They both spoke with brogue accents, and making assumptions about their origins I said, "Hello, are you two girls from Scotland?"
One of them screamed, "It's WALES you f------g idiot!"
So I immediately apologized and said: "Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"
That's when all #$^% broke loose...
Props to the guy I see riding a clunker every day on my way home who got an actual road bike! He looked much more agile and ready to take on his ride last night!!
In my world, a test has two states, PASS/FAIL. Apparently things are different overseas. The first test result I looked at:
Test Status: "ok"
It made me thing about Mitch Hedberg's metal band. "People either loved us, or hated us, or thought we were OK."
Test Status: "ok"
It made me thing about Mitch Hedberg's metal band. "People either loved us, or hated us, or thought we were OK."
Ermahgerd!! Erxclamersuhn pernt!!