at work my mom calls and says it may be to ruff to launch the boat, theres a slight breeze. i wonder what she would do if she saw what kinda stuff i ride on my bike?
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How did people count the number of fvcks they gave before the 0 was invented?
What does a dog have to do with launching a boat?
More ESL defect fun.
Good defect, bad English.
Good defect, bad English.
<edit> I don't know what's funnier, the "is getting disappeared" or the "if we set". We? Do you have a mouse in your pocket when testing?
I see what you did there...
By simply saying it out loud...... " I don't give a Fvck
Daytime TV sucks. Except for the Price Is Right... that show still rocks.
So I walk into the house tonight and it smells like they filmed the campfire bean eating scene from Blazing Saddles in the living room.
Turns out my mother in law made 30 deviled eggs for tomorrow.
Yes every window in the house is now open
Turns out my mother in law made 30 deviled eggs for tomorrow.
Yes every window in the house is now open
Witnessed a karma smackdown. 7 series BMW blew by me. Driver with too much bling for a white guy wearing a wife beater. He was weaving about, cell phone glued to his ear. PD was sitting in a parking lot ahead of us and pulled out and pulled mr cell over. Yesssssss
I think my neighbors are setting off Bombs. They are totally chit faced.
Proliferate dat chit.
Now that there is proof of it's existence, can we quit calling it the "God Particle"?
For as ****ty as it would have been to wait all day for a fireworks display, I would have loved to have been in San Diego for the FAIL of a display weere EVERY firework was set off at once and it lasted fifteen seconds..... That would have been badass to see in the sky
Tortilla chips > potato chips.
I lol'ed.
Bored on a Friday afternoon at work makes for a truly unproductive Quo Fan.
heil to the sieg
Obese folks generally don't tip I have found.
their change is lost in their skin folds ( you wouldn't want it after that anyways)
freaking amazing that a Politician can raise 100's of millions of dollars in a short time from the citizenry and corporations to spend on advertising yet on the local level we don't have the money to keep police and fire stations open and staffed nor replace aging equipment
I upgraded my brake levers to XTR just because I could. They are awesome.
When I'm cruising down the highway in the right lane, why will the driver behind me or next to me gun it to pass, then immediately exit, nearly side-swiping me ?
Her cheap ass walmart Lawn mower died. I bought a Honda at a Garage Sale minus the bag for $65. Mind you a $400 lawnmower minus the $65 bag. Work awesome. Starts fine.. No bag. I am picking it up tomorrow so I can sell it on craigslist for $400.
So I just looked at todays date. Holy shiznits... on this date 31 years ago I took my last drink of alcohol. I have been sober since July 10 1981. I do believe I will continue the trend
All bad ass and everything. I took my friends bike for a zip up the street and back. Parked the bike next to my car. Kicked the kickstand out and my hand got pinched between the mirror and the brake lever. Huge ass blood blister on my thumb....
It's the low center of gravity.
I got just the right amount this weekend where I turned a nice shade of red, but it doesn't hurt in the shower. Should be a good base tan.
it's the only reason to wear chaps, i say
Nice work dude.
Weebles wobble but they don't fall down.
The Fat Folks won. After a 5 week intensive training class. I was deemed as having a difficult working demeanor. Basically my coworkers didn't like me. I was unprepared for the Iron chef interview and was unaware of the TV show to know enough about my expectations. I make a kickass Pizza, my chickens were Roasted to perfection. And my salads were the best. My cleanliness rating was 10 of 10. Basically my standards were to high. I didn't get the job...
6.5%.....looks like it make be too much for you, drunky.
Sitting at my desk as 5:00 is approaching, desperately trying not to go down to the vending machine and gorge myself on Strawberry Poptarts in all their refined sugar glory. Decide that maybe if I just drink a bunch of water I can then make a dash for the car sans pre-baked Kellogs products. So I stroll into the breakroom to fill up my bottle and lo, I encounter a 1/2 full box of cold Krispy Kreme glazed donuts. Angelic humming begins, rose petals begin to shower down and slow motion John Woo doves flutter about as I approach the gilded donut cache. I quickly stuff 2 in my pie hole and savor the almost immediate sky rocketing of my blood sugar to well over 500. This was probably the closest I have ever come to a true religious experience.
Hail Satan...I own ya one brah...
Hail Satan...I own ya one brah...
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A lot of people on here are always talking about ordering new bikes or bike parts. Where does everyone get all this money for new bike stuff all the time???
If there is some crazy money making scheme on RM that I dont know about then let me in on it!
If there is some crazy money making scheme on RM that I dont know about then let me in on it!
Man I love how in the morning I drink a cup of coffee..... relief comes in a few minutes.... Clear and ready for the day!
I have stopped thinking, clearly it was not working so well for me.
mmmn polish sausage on a sourdough roll with sauerkraut and spicy brown mustard washed down with a root beer... good duty lunch at the fire station