Sometimes I feel bad because I dont sell stuff on Ebay, but then I remember that most of my stuff is so beaten down from honest use that it has no resale value. That makes me feel better.
the random thought thread
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Unless by selling you kneepads meant that finally they were able to afford knee surgery, then no.....
In three minutes, I'm going to leave for mammoth mountain.
There will be beer.
I have the weirdest boner right now...
There will be beer.
I have the weirdest boner right now...
Put your finger in blender and spin it in circles, Turn on and see if you can beat the blades.
Alzheimer's is a Insidious disease. My Dad gets lost a lot. I noticed his Chess is slower and more deliberate. I can crush him in 6 moves.
You're a good son. Plus, I guess he doesn't hold a grudge.
Testing my ninja skills, walked to bathroom with my eyes closed. < STILL GOT IT !
I put my root beer in a square cup. Now I just have beer.
Every year I get to ride the Albany Pine Bush Reserve. And Camp on Rensellar lake.
I seriously think Redheads are out to kill me....... Or at least try to. Why must I be such a sucker for that dark northern red hair. Lets just say after a couple drinks that I purchased for a Young lady names Rebecca, Soon a jealous ex was in my face at the bar tonight...... There was an incident, I won, Wanted to leave her there, but I could not say know to giving her a ride home since she could not drive.........
Seriously, I need to quit the redheads, My track record sucks with them.... They seem to be crazy
Seriously, I need to quit the redheads, My track record sucks with them.... They seem to be crazy
Just told the owner of the company to **** off.... Family reunion tomorrow night, he decided to post a meeting all night long, I asked what I need to do to be excused, he said show up and attend..... we will see how this turns out
You know you are working in the bad side of Richmond when the patient you are loading into your rig st.arts pointing out the fresh bullet holes in their house from last night
In 3 months I will be completely debt free for the first time since I was 22. Completely debt free except for Tax Liability.
If you can claim to hate a race, religion, or lifestyle you should be disqualified from owning a firearm. Simply professing to be a bible believing Christian should disqualify you...
so maybe own a highly trained & deadly military instead?
When as a individual or entity you require a army then you clearly should be disqualified from having a tank and or a AR-15. I think you get it smartass....
I forgot how much it costs to buy new appliances (range, hood, fridge, diswasher) and get new cabinets and countertops. I could buy a new car for what we are going to shell out.
I have to repair Stained glass windows before I sell my house or take a $10K hit...
Wait, what? Are you disqualifying yourself?
Family gatherings (my mother's side of the family) are so boring since all my second-cousins have stopped drinking. When I was younger it used to be like watching a circus of drunken idiots.
Well yeah....
i was hoping we could play dictator bingo
Well OK. But I refuse to call you poppy....
Women are irrational as fvck. Every single one of them.
multiple orgasms short circuit the thought process
I see a pattern...
I wonder if you can dial an iphone with your penis.
I guess the real trick would be dialing a rotary phone.
I'll report back in a few hours.
I guess the real trick would be dialing a rotary phone.
I'll report back in a few hours.
No worries, you can.
did you just approve use of your penis for his iPhone?
A cheap hot dog or other sausage will work too.
http://www.tomsguide.com/us/South-Korea-Sausages-iPhone-Stylus,news-5815.html
Just noticed that one of my female co-workers has her own name tattooed on her lower back.
:facepalm:
:facepalm:
It is you won't forget her name while you are........
No Johnny Perv....The curve is to pronounced to be effective. Penis's have there limitations. That and I am trying to conserve glitter so I had to quit washing it....
Slut jokes are just whoreable.
whee doggie... just chewed down a black chinese pepper hidden in the tangerine chicken. Good stuff, cleared my sinuses right out.
Drove a '76 VW Bus today.. I can cross that off the bucket list. It was awesome. It was the first car I've ever driven without power steering, the gas pedal took as much force as the brake on my Subaru, and the shifter was so tall I kept turning on the wipers switching to 1st gear, but it was still awesome!! And my best friend just bought it so I should get to drive it a lot more!
stupid accounting technology!! why won't you work??? I will NEVER get this ish done at this rate!!! 
A calculator?