I wish I had invented the Scented Stripper Thong App.
the random thought thread
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Spencer Gifts in the mall during the 80's smelled like that.
Sometimes we all need direction even if we don't believe the destination exists
I don't believe in Skyence, only Science for me. Sorry for paying attention while I was in 7th grade. The Bible is book of Skyence. Do not portray it as evidence of anything. If you smoke cigarettes and deny Climate Change, then you're a idiot in my book.
When was Satan's b-day? I'd like to at least burn a toy church for the occasion.
Every day is Satan's birthday. You will need almost 400 toy churches.
i told my parents that our 9yo was interested in the periodic table and to get him a chemistry set. instead they got him a genetics/dna testing kit. perhaps they're trying to tell me something?
My jaw is sore from playing guitar
I got a LinkedIn invite from Jim Morrison. Stoked, but wish he used the name Lizard King instead.
fvck ikea, and their having nothing in stock, and their fake fvcking swedish names for things, and their pseudo cool vibe for crap quality products, and their 45-minute lines.
Chicken and Turkey are not ingredients in good Bologna.
no such thing^^^
If that's not chicken, then what the fuck have I been eating ?
Lips and buttsIf that's not chicken, then what the fuck have I been eating ?
Bologna is a cooked, smoked sausage made of cured beef, cured pork or a mixture of the two.
The bologna might include choice cuts, depending on who's making it, but usually contains afterthoughts of the meat industry - organs, trimmings, end pieces and so on.
A typical recipe uses seasonings such as salt, sugar, pepper and spices, plus a curing agent that includes sodium nitrite to prevent food poisoning.
The meat is chopped, mixed with the cocktail of seasonings and put it in a casing. Like all sausages, bologna is covered in a natural casing made from the gastrointestinal tracts of cattle, sheep and hogs.
Or it's put in a synthetic casing, which could be made from collagen, fibrous materials or even plastic.
Yes, plastic. Is there anything it can't do?
Anyhow, all bologna is cooked and smoked to pasteurize it, so it's ready to eat upon purchase.
The Americanized bologna we all ate when children takes its name from the northern Italian town of Bologna. Our bologna is not the same as their bologna, though.
Italian bologna, called mortadella or mortadella bologna, is typically much spicier - and tastes better - than its mass-produced American counterpart.
bologna sausage, sometimes phonetically spelled as baloney (/bəˈloʊni/),[1]boloney[citation needed] or polony, is a sausage derived from the Italianmortadella, a similar looking finely ground pork sausage containing cubes of lard, originally from the Italian city of Bologna, IPA: [boˈloɲɲa] (
listen)). U.S. Government regulations require American bologna to be finely ground [2] and without visible pieces of lard. Bologna can alternatively be made out of chicken, turkey, beef, pork, venison or soy protein. Unlike themortadella Bologna, bologna sausage is not an Italian product and there are several differences among process and ingredients. Typical seasoning for bologna includes black pepper, nutmeg, allspice, celery seed, coriander, and like mortadella, myrtle berries give it its distinctive flavor.[3]
Well in that case Eric, Yuck !
No tears of PETA virgins listed in the ingredients, then not for me thank you very much.
No tears of PETA virgins listed in the ingredients, then not for me thank you very much.
I cannot recommend divorce highly enough. Seriously. Meeting up with friends you haven't seen in decades is really cool.....
The stooges I can understand even give you two thumbs up.
My wife is sitting on the bed eating chocolate and watching the Elvis thing
I'm worried about you
b-b-b-but why aren't you uptown with all the other hipsters seeing widespread panic? /nope
fat, sad, and angry after early success?
Home depot is closed. And so is Sonic.
I thought partners share expenses and profits equally? Just what I thought. Now my lawyer is going to get your share? I am OK with that...
What if John Lennon just got in the way. I mean what if John Hinkleys real target was Yoko Ono to prevent Jodi Foster from having a lesbian relationship with her?
and the slammer hit the pogs hardly swift enough for the flip flop
I think "ginger" should be added to the list of Federally recognized ethnic categories, but I cannot bear the thought of Squeebs receiving a protected class designation.
Pesqerga?
You might be on to something. My beard seems to be trying to secede from my face. Goddamn redheads...
Think of all the really good food you could have bought for what you paid for that second-rate caviar. $70/35 gram tin. No amount of Vodka will change that.
I narced on a kid stealing a chocolate bar at the store today
Phucking snitches are bitches.... Lets hope you don't end up in jail....
I built a treehouse in a Public Park. It turned out awesome. I used to go there to meditate. I stole most of the lumber and windows for it. A homeless person has discovered it and moved in. His kitty climbs up the tree and lives there also. He heats it with a coleman stove and boiled water. I want to add a solar panel and electrify it.
snitches. get stitches. that thread on your cheek must itch. snitches. get stitches. you got yours you son of a bitch.
Never trust a bank account representative with a boob tattoo. It's the equivalent of a neck tattoo.
maybe not to trust with my funds, but in general i'll take slutty over stabby any day of the week
What size people actually fit into Carhartt clothes? I tried on a small shirt last night and there was no way it came even somewhat close to fitting.