You know, thats actually a good idea. Maybe we should have some jerseys or shirts made up with that slogan on the back, ridemonkey symbol on the front. I would totally buy one. Anyone else?Must have this on tshirt.
You know, thats actually a good idea. Maybe we should have some jerseys or shirts made up with that slogan on the back, ridemonkey symbol on the front. I would totally buy one. Anyone else?Must have this on tshirt.
When he was abruptly awaken by one of these...I've had sex with two women at the same time.
Shuddup you pretentious twat.That.
And it takes a certain knowledge of physics and theories such as the conservation of momentum to understand this.
This seems very similar to the argument mooshoo uses when called out on spelling/grammar.
Tits?"Though you may think bikes are only for kids, grown-ups enjoy them too - just like a nice pair of... (add creative ideas here)"
ignore bike snobs....enjoy whatever bike shock length you want.
Use JonKranked's slogan on the back. "Have another donut FATASS!"You know, thats actually a good idea. Maybe we should have some jerseys or shirts made up with that slogan on the back, ridemonkey symbol on the front. I would totally buy one. Anyone else?
I have to agree with you Mr. Peters. That's how I got started. Saved my dough and blew a grand on my first Trek 3 years later.I'm glad you got the Walmart bike. Even though it's crap, it'll get you pedaling and you might graduate to something better. Welcome to the crew!
thank you.Non-cyclists don't care that you're a cyclist. There's no need to talk about it or justify it unless they ask. They really don't think its extreme, because they can't relate to what you're explaining to them. I stopped caring a long time ago, and stopped attaching my identity with mountain biking. Best decision I ever made. They're two seperate worlds, and it's best that way.
32 miles each way or round trip? 'Cause 64 miles/day is pretty bada$$.To the people at work: A 32 mile bike commute to work is not really a long road ride, and it is no magical athletic accomplishment.
Each way. I only do it occasionally because logistically it's a pain the ass.32 miles each way or round trip? 'Cause 64 miles/day is pretty bada$$.
Capitalization marks the difference between 'I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse' and 'i helped my uncle jack off a horse.'
the comma, if used, would be the difference, regardless of capitalization.Capitalization marks the difference between 'I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse' and 'i helped my uncle jack off a horse.'
I always catch folks who protest the loudest about spandex, staring at my junk. I'll stop wearing it if you stop staring at me....
To the untrained eye it would appear that I have a radiator hose in my shorts. I don't. If I catch your wife staring at it. I will wait until your not there to whip it out. If she runs away, you will never see me again. If she can control herself, then I will proudly show it off. If she wants pics I ask for dinner first... Nothing off the dollar menu though....I have to agree - no attention is bad attention.
Stop staring at my bulge...
I'm assuming they both had dicks.I've had sex with two women at the same time.
But I just want everyone to know that.
They was walkin up the bank of the crick.... I saw it....To which I say:
"The gravitational radiation from two point masses in Keplerian circular or elliptic orbit is calculated with the assumption that the orbital plane of the binary undergoes small oscillation about the equilibrium x-y plane."
Wha?
Hooves?
You lost me...