You know, thats actually a good idea. Maybe we should have some
jerseys or shirts made up with that slogan on the back, ridemonkey symbol on the front. I would totally buy one. Anyone else?Things you want non-biking people to know
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jerseys or shirts made up with that slogan on the back, ridemonkey symbol on the front. I would totally buy one. Anyone else?
Shuddup you pretentious twat.
This seems very similar to the argument mooshoo uses when called out on spelling/grammar.
Tits?
I always catch folks who protest the loudest about spandex, staring at my junk. I'll stop wearing it if you stop staring at me....
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We want Monster Girls calling out the beeps at the start, similar to them holding the starting cards in MX.
Use JonKranked's slogan on the back. "Have another donut FATASS!"You know, thats actually a good idea. Maybe we should have some
I have to agree with you Mr. Peters. That's how I got started. Saved my dough and blew a grand on my first Trek 3 years later.
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Non-cyclists don't care that you're a cyclist. There's no need to talk about it or justify it unless they ask. They really don't think its extreme, because they can't relate to what you're explaining to them. I stopped caring a long time ago, and stopped attaching my identity with mountain biking. Best decision I ever made. 
They're two seperate worlds, and it's best that way.
They're two seperate worlds, and it's best that way.
thank you.Non-cyclists don't care that you're a cyclist. There's no need to talk about it or justify it unless they ask. They really don't think its extreme, because they can't relate to what you're explaining to them. I stopped caring a long time ago, and stopped attaching my identity with mountain biking. Best decision I ever made.
oh and I also have really big nads.
32 miles each way or round trip? 'Cause 64 miles/day is pretty bada$$.
I have a 10 mile round trip right now and people think I'm insane.
I used to have a 30+ mile. I kind of miss that.
Each way. I only do it occasionally because logistically it's a pain the ass.
Not wearing underwear under my baggies is awesome, not weird, because feeling the fresh air tenderly caressing my junk as I cruise along is very liberating.
No, I don't just "coast" downhill.
1 - when I say "mountain bike" I don't mean motorcycle.
B - "downhill" does not mean a dirt walking path that starts at a higher elevation than it ends.
3 - shredding the gnar at Silverstar was fully worth a few months of tube feeding and a minor case of paralysis.
B - "downhill" does not mean a dirt walking path that starts at a higher elevation than it ends.
3 - shredding the gnar at Silverstar was fully worth a few months of tube feeding and a minor case of paralysis.
Wtf???
the comma, if used, would be the difference, regardless of capitalization.
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To the untrained eye it would appear that I have a radiator hose in my shorts. I don't. If I catch your wife staring at it. I will wait until your not there to whip it out. If she runs away, you will never see me again. If she can control herself, then I will proudly show it off. If she wants pics I ask for dinner first... Nothing off the dollar menu though....I have to agree - no attention is bad attention.
Stop staring at my bulge...
I'm assuming they both had dicks.
Things I want people in The Lounge to know regarding this thread:
Who opened up a can of AWESOME in here?
Things I want non-biking people (God-less sodomites) to know:
1) Downhill mountain biking DOES NOT mean a rider is just coasting the whole way down the mountain.
2) Downhill mountain biking DOES require fitness.
3) To campus security: If you continue to stalk me, I WILL call the police.
4) Ride a bike, run, snowboard, surf, do what you gotta DO man, but find a physical activity that helps you stay healthy and fit, relieve stress, and quite possibly find a meditative state. (sleeping with 2 chicks does NOT count - but if you are having SEX with them, well... that's pretty rad)
Who opened up a can of AWESOME in here?
Things I want non-biking people (God-less sodomites) to know:
1) Downhill mountain biking DOES NOT mean a rider is just coasting the whole way down the mountain.
2) Downhill mountain biking DOES require fitness.
3) To campus security: If you continue to stalk me, I WILL call the police.
4) Ride a bike, run, snowboard, surf, do what you gotta DO man, but find a physical activity that helps you stay healthy and fit, relieve stress, and quite possibly find a meditative state. (sleeping with 2 chicks does NOT count - but if you are having SEX with them, well... that's pretty rad)
How those big ass hoof prints don't bother you?
To which I say:
"The gravitational radiation from two point masses in Keplerian circular or elliptic orbit is calculated with the assumption that the orbital plane of the binary undergoes small oscillation about the equilibrium x-y plane."
Wha?
Hooves?
You lost me...
"The gravitational radiation from two point masses in Keplerian circular or elliptic orbit is calculated with the assumption that the orbital plane of the binary undergoes small oscillation about the equilibrium x-y plane."
Wha?
Hooves?
You lost me...
They was walkin up the bank of the crick.... I saw it....To which I say:
"The gravitational radiation from two point masses in Keplerian circular or elliptic orbit is calculated with the assumption that the orbital plane of the binary undergoes small oscillation about the equilibrium x-y plane."
Wha?
Hooves?
You lost me...
No, a wider saddle with more padding would not make my commute comfier.
I can't do a wheelie
When I go out of my way to tell you your fork is on backwards and that's why you're having such a hard time riding don't tell me your bike was assembled by professionals and I'm a jerk.
I can't do a wheelie
When I go out of my way to tell you your fork is on backwards and that's why you're having such a hard time riding don't tell me your bike was assembled by professionals and I'm a jerk.
Dear new rider, Your bottom will quickly acclimate to the chafing. You do not need to run out and buy a gigantic saddle that looks like a padded bar stool.