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tweaker of the day

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by TheMontashu, Jul 20, 2008.

  1. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    some tweaker came in to the shop today (one that that the owner helped out with his bike) with 5 pounds of shredded cheese and a couple packages of nasty ass lunch meat trying to get some one to give him 3$ so he could get bread and make us samiches
     

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  2. pigboy

    pigboy in a galaxy far, far away

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    so did anyone toss down the $3? i mean other than the $3 it was free sammiches. plus a tweeker is often more entertaining than the Tour de France.
     
  3. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    did you say hello to your mom?
     
  4. Austin Bike

    Austin Bike Turbo Monkey

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    Something tells me if you give a tweaker $3 you will end up with meat and cheese. HE's not coming back with bread.
     
  5. maddog17

    maddog17 Turbo Monkey

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    i'd worry about the quality of the "meat and cheese". probably better to give him the $3 just to leave.
     
  6. stinkyboy

    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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    He brought what he could to the table. He did not break in and steal from your shop.

    Help a brother out when given that opportunity.
     
  7. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    Tweakers are below me
     
  8. Jeremy R

    Jeremy R <b>x</b>

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    You let him to that to you for money?
     
  9. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    But you still work for a guy who tells jew jokes?

    The one you bitched and moaned about like a little fvcking girl.

    Doesn't say much about you.
     
  10. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    Jew jokes are fine, I tell them all the time. Being an ignorant antisemite is not

    As well I called him on it, I didn't just bitch and moan like a fvcking girl.
     
  11. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    I bet you've started off a few sentences with, " I'm not a racist, but...".
    :think:
     
  12. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    How much do you give them? A block of cheese?
     
  13. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    in which the tweaker in question shreds it and brings it back
     
  14. Damo

    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    Whats a tweaker?
     
  15. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    partaker of the wacky tabackee
     
  16. Damo

    Damo Short One Marshmallow

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    Not too many of those around then...
     
  17. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    ... that you know of....
     
  18. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Wrong, tweakers are meth/speed junkies. They exhibit the behavior of a squirrel on crack.
     
  19. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    I guess tweakers can be anyone who partakes of other than legal stuffs.




    btw... hows business? ;)
     
  20. kidwoo

    kidwoo Celebrating No-Pants Day

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    Yeah 'tweaking' is such an accurate term for someone sitting around eating doritos and drooling.
     
  21. ultraNoob

    ultraNoob Yoshinoya Destroyer

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    I think eating doritos and drooling is only illegal at jenny craigs or weight watchers