I bet she likes tha durrty durrty...wait, ichat? there are other mac users in the world?!biggins said:
We Crippled wit RESPECT....V2.0
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Hellz yeah, rockin' the G4 iMac dub bitch. (that's 20" for you non wiggaz)
You bang 17 year olds? Mine.biggins said:
:nuts:NitroRClover: I'll kill you you fawkin jewThe Kadvang said:
imjesusnailmeup: y?
imjesusnailmeup: then you wont get any sex
NitroRClover: I'll penetrate your anus if it kills me.
imjesusnailmeup: lol
NitroRClover: and I'll kill you then stuff your dead body and use it as a secks toy if you put this on RM
imjesusnailmeup: done and done
now im ganna be his necrofilia toy
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dub... I only roll on fiddteens...punkassean said:
ssshhhiiiiiitttt i'm rollin' the 15" Powerbuuuk G4, 80GB HD, external 200Gb. BLING.punkassean said:
If only I could work up the guts to tell her she needs to shave more down under...biggins said:
where are you? i'm movin'biggins said:
at least you don't have braces...I've been down in the forrest with braces...not fun, gotta brush your teeth like 5 times.xbluethunderx said:
Whats your AIM? And I live in Utah...hairy beavers are normal...biggins said:
It wasn't "hairy"...but it was there...
Ugh. I prefer clearcut.manziman said:
wow. dexterq, road trip.biggins said:
yea, shaved is fun! my aim? pedallenain. for those of you that don't speak French, it means "kick the midget"xbluethunderx said:Whats your AIM? And I live in Utah...hairy beavers are normal...
It wasn't "hairy"...but it was there...
low class bitch, one day you'll learn how tru playaz roll. Until then you can pick up my scraps... :nuts:The Kadvang said:HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dub... I only roll on fiddteens...
Just keep following that avatar of yours and you can't go wrong.
wow, I just watched The Swan, this chick has to shave her chin everyday...I suggested she grow a goatee.
$hit dawg, I got external deuces stacked to the ceiling foo'.manziman said:
Seriously I got too many backed-up drives.
Dirt poor pimpz: we're pimp as f**k and poor as dirt. My avatar is getting a candle for every day of chaunkahh.punkassean said:
Not you, stinky whore, biggins!manziman said:
Muff diving=enjoyable. Can I have a cumstom tittle?! "Muff Diver" would be fun...
AHAHAAAHAH. One of the best posts ever, contrasting the ub3r 1337 |-|4x0r we know as punkass, with some scrub ass wigga.punkassean said:$hit dawg, I got external deuces stacked to the ceiling foo'.
Seriously I got too many backed-up drives.
Whipped, whipped, whipped.xbluethunderx said:
haha, I know that feelin'punkassean said:$hit dawg, I got external deuces stacked to the ceiling foo'.
Seriously I got too many backed-up drives.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
I can't stop laughing at my avatar, that crap cracks me up! Here's the original.
I can't stop laughing at my avatar, that crap cracks me up! Here's the original.
Yahoo...psh. Give out your muff knowledge to the masses in RESPECT. We all need to know biggins' word of wisdom when it comes to such delicate matters as muff/face relations.
watch out bluethunderx and montashu are going to be hitting on you alot nowbiggins said:
No i dont have a ****ty name on pirate and dont want one
sounds whack but check it out...
find the magic bean (you'll know when you find it, trust me) draw out each individual letter of the alphabet with the tip of your tongue, she'll be putty in your hands, er mouth.
If that doesn't work, add in a little...
for guaranteed results...
find the magic bean (you'll know when you find it, trust me) draw out each individual letter of the alphabet with the tip of your tongue, she'll be putty in your hands, er mouth.
If that doesn't work, add in a little...
for guaranteed results...
Yeeeah...my lack of familiarity with the female anatomy probably had her feeling like I was a bull in a china shop. I did take notes on her reactions thoughbiggins said:
Now. HOW DO I MAKE HER SHAVE?!
2 in the pink, 1 in the stink!punkassean said:sounds whack but check it out...
find the magic bean (you'll know when you find it, trust me) draw out each individual letter of the alphabet with the tip of your tongue, she'll be putty in your hands, er mouth.
If that doesn't work, add in a little...
for guaranteed results...
Ewww...I couldn't justify sticking my pinky up her ass
Magic bean, eg, clit?
Magic bean, eg, clit?
Depending on her personality, try this.xbluethunderx said:Yeeeah...my lack of familiarity with the female anatomy probably had her feeling like I was a bull in a china shop. I did take notes on her reactions though
Now. HOW DO I MAKE HER SHAVE?!
Tell her that you think it would be hot if she let you shave her. If you guys are already gettin' it on, then she should be down with it. If she seems scared just tell her you just want to make it into a standard "landing-strip". Bust out the razor and some gel, get to work. She'll start helping you and next thing you know...
xbluethunderx said:Ewww...I couldn't justify sticking my pinky up her ass
Magic bean, eg, clit?
Wow... i never thought of that. A good plan.punkassean said:Depending on her personality, try this.
Tell her that you think it would be hot if she let you shave her. If you guys are already gettin' it on, then she should be down with it. If she seems scared just tell her you just want to make it into a standard "landing-strip". Bust out the razor and some gel, get to work. She'll start helping you and next thing you know...
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