JonKranked, is that you?
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???Where's Teh GMT???
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add squirting & thats my day in a nut shell.I predict it has something to do with Photoshop, dicks, and assholes.
got a lead on a job from a buddy last night, but its IT & its with teh PD.
not canadian. sorry.
Do you ever have those "I totally forgot about that thing I did in my youth" remembrances when talking to buddies? I just had one from the 'bad Stoney, no biscuit' era and it threw me way off balance for sure. Very weird indeed...
Last day of soccer camp and the stoke is high! Yesterday’s trail provided 4 different types of scenery (grass meadow, rocky and bushy, pine needle trail and ferns, and perfect dirt with mossy trees. I love where I live!). It was great for getting my head back in the game—not strenuous, but the kind of trail where you just pedal hard the whole time and the wind is blowing in your hair and you just get lost—literally, these are not well marked trails, nor do they follow any maps I’ve found—and it was the best ever. A little go go juice and I’m ready to play again!
Have a killer day!
Have a killer day!
15 pounds down since April...even with a week of DGAF eating back east.
Feels AMAZING.
Imagine hauling two extra gallons of wTer in your camelback up a steep climb...
Feels AMAZING.
Imagine hauling two extra gallons of wTer in your camelback up a steep climb...
Naw, those are I have much larger fingers than this tiny little key board on my phone can handle..... Flipping auto correct
Are these Mexican portabellos?
Are you really though? Hard to believe you would be sorry for not being canadian
Nothing too special. We were talking about some common friends moving back to TX after they make enough money in the Bay Area, but only to Austin. One of my old roommates was from TX, went to UT, and moved to SF. She had a visible moral break with the "liberal" side because it all made sense to her, but she grew up in conservative TX.
I had the flashback to our very interesting relationship as roommates, friends w/ benefits. She has an identical twin that was so identical that there was no cues to tell them apart, they even sounded the same. We all went out one night while she was visiting and K had gone home with somebody else. Because of how hard it was to tell them apart, there was a lot of usage of 'her', 'you', 'your sister', 'your room' (they were sharing the room), etc. that wasn't person specific. I thought it was her sister (K), so when we (J) got home, we got all kinds of rowdy. Figured out the next morning that K that went home with the other guy and it was J that I rocked silly. We agreed to never tell K, both because of my embarrassment of not being able to tell them apart and because she didn't know that K and I were fwb. Driving J to the airport that afternoon was the weirdest drive ever because looking next to me was K, but looking in the mirror was also K, in the form of J, giving me that very coy 'just got railed' smirk.
It's one of those bragging stories that I think I've told like two of my buddies, just because when it happened I was in fear that it would get back to K and it would be game over. I just remembered it today. I guess that's a perk of ruining your brain on the ground... you get these old memories like new occasionally.
Those fucks should shut the fuck up.What the fuck
Yes. Yes they are, but they are from Austin and their entire families are in Austin. They are intending on staying in the blue island.It sounds like your common friends are retarded.
NTTAWWT.
This is why trail running in the woods. In the Olympics of WA State ferns with early morning dew are quite useful.
One of my most missed places for hiking has 5 eco zones in 7 miles Colonel Bob Trail just north of Quinault, no biking though.
More positive evidence of their retardation. Must be hereditary.
More importantly, what is the social media girl wearing?
Intellectually disabled. Thank you.
I should just resort to using "inbred morons" instead, eh?
Both items i ordered are incorrect and 1 came damaged. Ugh. Gonna go send one back today. Gotta wait on a reply from the other company. Gotta pay rent.... coffee number 3, here i come.
i saw a joke along these lines the other day.....
"if he was any more inbred, he'd be a sandwich."
@Sandwich i think you are being insulted!
Just gonna gave to deal with the helmet, not paying $41 to ship it back for an exchange.
That’s all I heardBecause of how hard it was to tell them apart, there was a lot of usage of 'her'
I rated this funny but I don't get it... still thinking. It hurts.
He's meat. If he were in bread, as in between slices of bread...
... gah, forget it.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
This is worse than the "senior dog" joke I made the other day.
Tell it again.
I was chatting with a friend who was telling me about her old, deaf, and blind senior dog. And I says to her I says "You know, in certain parts of the south, they're ALL senior dogs!" And she was all "Oh yeah? How's that?" and in my best southern accent I said to her I say "Hey, I SENIOR dawg rootin' thru mah garbage the other day and iffun I see him agin I'mma shoot him!"
You had to be there...
Holy shit this place is going to hell in a handbasket.
