Next May 5th I'll dress up in a poncho, a sombrero, not bathe, run around barefoot with a pistol, a bad moustache, tecate, and sneak into other countries!
Saw numerous drunk people blasted beyond having a good time last night walking by my house (live a block from one of the biggest bar/dinnig districts in the city). Saw & heard 1 fight between a guy & a girl. Saw numerous people driving waaaaaayyy too trashed to drive. Had one guy walk up on the porch to pet JA (our not so nice to strangers mutt) while I was in the drive way shooting the **** with the neighbor. He then almost got the TN right hook followed by a mean left jab when he started towards the front door "to grab a beer". Luckily his drunk friend got a hold of him before things got ugly. Saw many skanks that probably spread many STDs or caught new ones or got knocked up (i hope those swine are smart enough to get abortions). Heard many small penised dudes reving their Harleys past the redline to reiterate that they indeed have tiny penises.
And this morning the sidewalks & streets were littered with puke & trash from garbage cans being tipped over by more small penised Brahs.
Saw numerous drunk people blasted beyond having a good time last night walking by my house (live a block from one of the biggest bar/dinnig districts in the city). Saw & heard 1 fight between a guy & a girl. Saw numerous people driving waaaaaayyy too trashed to drive. Had one guy walk up on the porch to pet JA (our not so nice to strangers mutt) while I was in the drive way shooting the **** with the neighbor. He then almost got the TN right hook followed by a mean left jab when he started towards the front door "to grab a beer". Luckily his drunk friend got a hold of him before things got ugly. Saw many skanks that probably spread many STDs or caught new ones or got knocked up (i hope those swine are smart enough to get abortions). Heard many small penised dudes reving their Harleys past the redline to reiterate that they indeed have tiny penises.
And this morning the sidewalks & streets were littered with puke & trash from garbage cans being tipped over by more small penised Brahs.
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