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Changleen

Changleen

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I can trump you all with easily the worst movie ever: 'Taxi' starring queen Latifah. That was so hideous I can't tell you, and I have a high tollerance for **** movies.

Strange really as the movie it was based on, (also called 'Taxi', but French) is awesome.
 
clancy98

clancy98

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NickZ said:
Kevin Costner's Waterworld, top that.
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I'll see your "waterworld" and raise you "congo"...


gray apes, laser guns, and even ernie hudson couldn't save it...

 
narlus

narlus

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surprised at all the _Lost in Translation_ haters. it wasn't as good as _Virgin Suicides_ but i liked it. the use of My Bloody Valentine as a soundtrack source was inspired (as was the karaoke scene).

the opening scene ain't too shabby either. :drool:

worst movie that i've seen:

_porky's 2_

ND is pretty abysmal, but i did laugh about 3 or 4 times.

never did see it, but i can't imagine anything good coming out of _Weekend at Bernie's 2_
 
SkaredShtles

SkaredShtles

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Sep 21, 2003
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narlus said:
surprised at all the _Lost in Translation_ haters. it wasn't as good as _Virgin Suicides_ but i liked it.
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Me too. The dialogue I thought was very good. Kind of slow in spots, but it *was* a character study, not an action film.

Rabbit Proof Fence was similar in its flow - a bit slow, but overall a very good movie to watch.

-S.S.-
 
bigginsis

bigginsis

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stoney98 said:
that's why it's so awesome. It's SOOOO bad, you have to see it. Did they throw down any WWF moves like in Blade 2?
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i loved blade and blade 2 and i actually enjoy bad movies but this is SO BAD that there's really nothing you can do to enjoy it. i had read somewhere that wesley snipes tried to get his name taken off the final cut. he should have tried harder.
even jessica biehl in leather kicking butt wasn't enough to keep me watching. THAT is bad.
 
Kornphlake

Kornphlake

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Oct 8, 2002
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The worst I've seen were all chosen by my wife, against my recommendation might I add.

1) Abandoned
2) All the Pretty Horses
3) Spirit (Aren't animated films supposed to grab your attention somehow?)
 
Ciaran

Ciaran

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Apr 5, 2004
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More bad movies...

ANYTHING with Heath Ledger in it.

(I'm gonna get flamed for this one!) I fell asleep during Chicago. Hated that one.

Jersey Girl. Kevin Smith lost it on that one. I think he was trying to make his own Gigli.
 
TheInedibleHulk

TheInedibleHulk

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WhiteRavenKS said:
punch drunk love is the best movie in the history of man when you compare it to some trash like chronicles of riddick.
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Agreed, that movie is pretty solid. People just hate what they dont understand or what cant hold thier 2 year-old-like attention spans. Life Aquatic rocked the house, just like every other Wes Anderson film.

Worst movie ever- Escape from LA with Kurt Russel
 
sanjuro

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A movie I especially hated was Frankenstein by Kenneth Branagh. It was supposed to be some Victorian horror story, but considering Branagh never made a horror movie before, it was literally laughable. He was using horror conventions that would have been frightening in the 60's but not for the jaded 90's audience.

The big scene where Frankenstein pulls out Elizabeth's heart made me laugh. I don't think that is what Branagh was going for.
 
Ciaran

Ciaran

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sanjuro said:
A movie I especially hated was Frankenstein by Kenneth Branagh. It was supposed to be some Victorian horror story, but considering Branagh never made a horror movie before, it was literally laughable. He was using horror conventions that would have been frightening in the 60's but not for the jaded 90's audience.

The big scene where Frankenstein pulls out Elizabeth's heart made me laugh. I don't think that is what Branagh was going for.
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Branagh should stick to Shakespeare.
 
H8R

H8R

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Nov 10, 2004
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Add to your lists:

The Wedding Planner
You've Got Mail
House of 1000 Corpses
Legally Blonde
Striptease
T3
 
Joe Pozer

Joe Pozer

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The worst movie I've ever seen:

"You got Served".... Dhgirlie kept bugging me to go see it so I finally gave in. It turned out to be worse than I imagined.

The second worst movie I've seen is ABRAXAS with Jesse the Body Ventura as the Cominator. Sounded like a good idea to watch this movie while drunk. In this movie, ABRAXAS (Jesse) has to protect an earth woman from his renegade partner Secundus.
 
Westy

Westy

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Nov 22, 2002
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H8R said:
Add to your lists:

The Wedding Planner
You've Got Mail
House of 1000 Corpses
Legally Blonde
Striptease
T3
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T3 was definately the worst movie I have seen in the theators in the past few years. 99.9999% of movies suck because they can churn out garbage and still be profitable.

I saw oceans 12 on an airplane Sunday. I'm sure they spent 100's of millions of dollars paying high profile actors but completely forgot to make sure the script wasn't a flaming pile of maggot infested poo.
 
H8R

H8R

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Joe Pozer said:
The worst movie I've ever seen:

"You got Served".... Dhgirlie kept bugging me to go see it so I finally gave in. It turned out to be worse than I imagined.
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Note to self:

Do not take movie recommendations from chicks in hooker heels.
 
Ciaran

Ciaran

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dh girlie said:
Whoa...why you hatin on Heath Ledger? I for one cannot wait to see his new skate movie...guys are SO catty! :D
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Gee, uh... A Knight's Tale? That guy is going to do some serious time in purgatory for that one.

I like to think that it's not "his" new skate movie. I like to think that he just happens to be in the movie based on the documentary, Dogtown and Z-Boys, which was a great film.
 
narlus

narlus

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here's IMDB's take on the worst 100 of all time:

1. 1.6 'Manos' the Hands of Fate (1966) 8,034
2. 1.6 Future War (1997) 1,635
3. 1.7 From Justin to Kelly (2003) 6,543
4. 1.8 Space Mutiny (1988) 1,835
5. 1.8 Tangents (1994) 786
6. 1.8 Girl in Gold Boots (1969) 916
7. 1.8 Night Train to Mundo Fine (1966) 1,098
8. 1.8 Hobgoblins (1987) 2,017
9. 1.8 SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) 2,238
10. 1.8 Santa with Muscles (1996) 2,615
11. 1.8 Troll 2 (1990) 1,958
12. 1.8 Daniel - Der Zauberer (2004) 2,716
13. 1.9 Eegah (1962) 1,317
14. 1.9 The Wild World of Batwoman (1966) 1,146
15. 1.9 Ator l'invincibile 2 (1984) 720
16. 1.9 Son of the Mask (2005) 1,827
17. 1.9 Backyard Dogs (2000) 1,308
18. 1.9 Nuevos extraterrestres, Los (1983) 1,095
19. 1.9 You Got Served (2004) 6,073
20. 2.0 Werewolf (1996) 1,035

http://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom

_You Got Served_ was rated more poorly than _Glitter_, _Cross Roads_, or _Gigli_. i didn't think that was possible.
 
narlus

narlus

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are you a big Goblin fan? they did a lot of the Dario Argento horror flicks, right? i recall teh trailer of _Suspiria_ scaring me when i was a kid. that and _Silent Scream_. still have seen neither.
 
dh girlie

dh girlie

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Joe Pozer said:
The worst movie I've ever seen:

"You got Served".... Dhgirlie kept bugging me to go see it so I finally gave in. It turned out to be worse than I imagined.

The second worst movie I've seen is ABRAXAS with Jesse the Body Ventura as the Cominator. Sounded like a good idea to watch this movie while drunk. In this movie, ABRAXAS (Jesse) has to protect an earth woman from his renegade partner Secundus.
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Oh you are such an ASS! WHO wanted to get drunk and watch it???? Bastard!
 
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