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  1. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    not that any of you give a **** but I've been stressing over this for a week

    At age 54 I gave in to the constant nagging and prodding of my wife and got a colorectal cancer screening

    I got my results tonight

    no cancers found

    time for a beer:weee:
     

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  2. Mattcz

    Mattcz Chimp

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    Dude I have Crohn's Disease. I have to have one every 3 years for the 15 years.

    Congrats on passing your "test"
     
  3. Scrub

    Scrub Turbo Monkey

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    Good news for you, now stop letting your wife prod you or else you may end up in the ER with an object up your a$$. Enjoy the beer though..
     
  4. lovebunny

    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    why do you need to put the test in quotes? just because you need to have 4 more than he does for some reason it makes it less uncomfortable for him?


    i can imagine the paranoia waiting for those test results. good news eric!:thumb:
     
  5. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Good news dude !

    When it's time for me, I'm going to shop around for a proctologist with skinny fingers.
     
  6. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    afraid of these?

     
  7. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    Several years ago I made a ring for a guy who's fingers were so big I had to use a tape measure to size him. At 3.5in in circumference, the ring looked like a napkin ring. It took a great deal of restraint to not say something about what a happy woman his wife must have been.
     
  8. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    rectally?
     
  9. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    So this means your solid on this test for ten years now right?
     
  10. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    I will do one of these tests every other year in the interim

    Fecal occult blood test (FOBT)— This test checks for hidden blood in fecal material (stool). Currently, two types of FOBT are available. One type, called guaiac FOBT, uses the chemical guaiac to detect heme in stool. Heme is the iron-containing component of the blood protein hemoglobin. The other type of FOBT, called immunochemical FOBT, uses antibodies to detect human hemoglobin protein in stool (13–15). Studies have shown that FOBT, when performed every 1 to 2 years in people ages 50 to 80, can help reduce the number of deaths due to colorectal cancer by 15 to 33 percent (13–15).
     
  11. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Ah, so you didnt get the whole camera test.... You jsut did the smear ont eh card test.

    Ive done that one a few times now back when they were still trying to figure out what was wrong with my guts.
     
  12. eric strt6

    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    no got the full monty, this is just continued non invasive monitoring
     
  13. DirtyMike

    DirtyMike Turbo Fluffer

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    Ah...
    Least the wife is happy now right?

    Wait till you get a prostate biopsy......