I think most guys try to get laid just so they can brag about their conquests to their buddies the next day. Good sex is not found in a drunken one night stand.binary visions said:
your first time? [poll]
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Yes I do...............................................I know your gay.robdamanii said:
But thats a okay with me?
You no funny. Joke too tired and old. Find new material.Brian HCM#1 said:
yonton228 said:
Guilty as charged, good sir, guilty as charged.
In a Ford Focus too.
She was a sweet girl. Not much for conversation thou. 
Ahahahahah...ROCKLAND said:She was a sweet girl. Not much for conversation thou.
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When did you start recognizing funny???robdamanii said:
Good question.loco said:
I owe my deflowering to the Levi Strauss co....
At a regatta party....(Hudson Labour Day... race the Sat, camp on the beach over night...TRY to race again on Sunday while hungover)
I was wearing my very first pair of 501's for the very first time. I had just emerged from the woods after relieving myself. I was struggling with my brand new/un-broken-in button fly. I saw this girl sort of looking at me having difficulty. I sheepishly made some dumb comment like "stupid button fly". Much to my surprise she replied, "Oh you won't need to bother"...... and well....um.... we retired to a vacant tent... and I became a man.
I'd be guessing but I think her name was Julie. I remember she was younger than me, and I was 16, (about to be 17)
I know....it's a beautiful story.....
At a regatta party....(Hudson Labour Day... race the Sat, camp on the beach over night...TRY to race again on Sunday while hungover)
I was wearing my very first pair of 501's for the very first time. I had just emerged from the woods after relieving myself. I was struggling with my brand new/un-broken-in button fly. I saw this girl sort of looking at me having difficulty. I sheepishly made some dumb comment like "stupid button fly". Much to my surprise she replied, "Oh you won't need to bother"...... and well....um.... we retired to a vacant tent... and I became a man.
I'd be guessing but I think her name was Julie. I remember she was younger than me, and I was 16, (about to be 17)
I know....it's a beautiful story.....
I didn't even make it to the bed the first time. I was left standing, fully clothed, her begging me to come make love to her, as the wet stain slowly spread across my crotch. It was embarassing. 
Polandspring88 said:I didn't even make it to the bed the first time. I was left standing, fully clothed, her begging me to come make love to her, as the wet stain slowly spread across my crotch. It was embarassing.
Too much info!!! Jesus!!!
Polandspring88 said:I didn't even make it to the bed the first time. I was left standing, fully clothed, her begging me to come make love to her, as the wet stain slowly spread across my crotch. It was embarassing.
Does that even count?
the worst part is........it was me in the bedMMike said:
Are you a midget? At least go for a station wagon or suv. And might I also suggest not doing it in a state park as wellJorvik said:
I don't think that does and if for some reason the cherry was popped, he defintely lost it to his tighty-whiteys.MMike said:
i did it in the back of my suv the other day. being able to put the seats down makes it waaay easier. reminds me of ths one timewe walked in on my buddy and his gf in his car/ he had the back seats folded down and they were laying with there legs in the trunk. funniest thing ever
bluebug32 said:Are you a midget? At least go for a station wagon or suv. And might I also suggest not doing it in a state park as well
I'm not short, nor was I then. It was not ideal circumstances. I wasn't even old enough to have a learner's permit but I was driving my sisters car. She gave me a ride to the party and she left with some guy in a drunken stupor. Leaving me and the car behind. Bitch.
It wasn't a skatepark. A skatepark would have arguably been more "romantic" (not like I cared or do now). I was driving her home from a party. She said pull over, so I did. I thought she had to puke. As it turns out, she didn't.
No regrets really. I just vowed never to have sex in a compact car again.
the bet was that more than 50% of people were dating, and I did winSlugman said:
1. why do I get the feeling that Rob's hand was therePolandspring88 said:I didn't even make it to the bed the first time. I was left standing, fully clothed, her begging me to come make love to her, as the wet stain slowly spread across my crotch. It was embarassing.
2. I bet you kept the pants as a souvenir
LOL, now thats funnyfiretoole said:
I'm glad Robs hand has stopped the mass_____.
A STATE park, not a SKATE park.Jorvik said:
A skatepark would be a disaster.
You never know.mtnbrider said:
oh man...that sucks. but i have been there before.Polandspring88 said:I didn't even make it to the bed the first time. I was left standing, fully clothed, her begging me to come make love to her, as the wet stain slowly spread across my crotch. It was embarassing.
i was able to legally buy beer before my first time.
LOL! This reminds me when I was in the back of my 66' Plymouth Valiant. It had bench seats front and rear. Quite roomy really. We opted for the rear. Anyways, was with high school sweetheart and all of a sudden [tap tap tap, on the glass] there was a cop outside the car. Asked if everything was ok. He he he.lovebunny said:
