That was funny. I can't believe they got away with it.Originally posted by BobTheEngineer
Krusty: 2-ing her 11 while she's 5-ing your 13
The Simpson't are French?Originally posted by Joe Pozer
Homer is reading the story of Joan of Arc which is portrayed by Lisa
Lisa: God has chosen me to lead the French to victory over England
Homer: Victory? We're French! We don't even have a word for Victory.
oh yeah...I remember that one...the last episode last night was hysterical...Lisa is taking gymnastics and the coach tells her she did good and says you can have your cat back and pulls snowball II out of his jacket and gives him to her...then the two college girls are in the locker room and he says everyone did good today, you can have your cats back...and he hands the girls some cats and one of them says but I had a dog, and he goes...is cat now...Originally posted by BobTheEngineer
It was an episode where Homer was reading Lisa stories and the Simpsons were acting them out.
http://www.snpp.com/episodeguide/season13.html
Tales from the Public Domain: A variation on "Simpsons Tall Tales", this time with Bart as Hamlet, Lisa as Joan of Arc, and Homer as...Homer (well, Odysseus actually).
Originally posted by dh girlie
oh yeah...I remember that one...the last episode last night was hysterical...Lisa is taking gymnastics and the coach tells her she did good and says you can have your cat back and pulls snowball II out of his jacket and gives him to her...then the two college girls are in the locker room and he says everyone did good today, you can have your cats back...and he hands the girls some cats and one of them says but I had a dog, and he goes...is cat now...
That episode is absolutely hysterical...there is one part where Marge says, we used 50 (or 100) dollar bills for toilet paper...and regular toilet paper for dog toilet paper...HAHAHAHAOriginally posted by BobTheEngineer
From the "Behind the Laugher" VH-1 Spoof:
Homer: After a while, the pain became like a drug, but what was even more like a drug were the drugs
Lisa (announcing her expose book): Homer fed us anti-growth hormones for years to keep the series alive
Marge: I learned that when people reach for their diaphragm, they don't want to see my face
Karl: ...One time Bart paid us $50 to kiss each other
Lenny: Yeah, did we ever get that money?
Bart: ... I was tired 'cuz I stayed up all night paying people to kiss
Lisa: I got invited to so many birthday parties, it got to where I had to read the cake just to know who I was singing to
That's got to be one of my all-time favorite episodes, classic stuff
that's not a quote!!! that's a scenario!!!Originally posted by -BB-
When the Simpsons move into the church and kick out the AA meeting, so Moe comes in disguise and offers "Moes" as an alternative meeting place.
Bah! Details!Originally posted by dh girlie
that's not a quote!!! that's a scenario!!!
No...it's not that I'm picky like that...hell I post scenarios as opposed to quotes all the time...it's just I have to keep a few people on RM in line...namely BB, Brian HCM#2, and Joe Pozer...they are my beeeatches....Originally posted by Full Trucker
Bah! Details!
Alright, I'll give that to ya... so I don't know if this has been posted, but how 'bout:Originally posted by dh girlie
No...it's not that I'm picky like that...hell I post scenarios as opposed to quotes all the time...it's just I have to keep a few people on RM in line...namely BB, Brian HCM#2, and Joe Pozer...they are my beeeatches....