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Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
The artesian well is uphill?

I'm pretty sure it was just a poorly thought out excuse to go visit the bong/dong shed.


Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana,

Jack got high,
pulled down his fly,
and asked Jill if she wanna.

Jill said yes,
pulled up her dress,
and had a little fun.

But stupid Jill forgot the pill,
and now they have a son
 
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jackalope

Mental acuity - 1%
Jan 9, 2004
7,615
5,936
in a single wide, cooking meth...
Yep, a decidedly unimpressed snapper. Being a simple lizard people minion, I would put their evilness in the same category as trash pandas, like you suggested, but certainly far less than a lizard cleric like Ted Cruz or Karl Rove.

Mainly I was just pissed because he/she fucked up my Strava segment time. :rant:

(Btw, we need a "Eff Strava" emoticon).
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
19,845
8,450
Nowhere Man!
Wild leeks?

A few years back in the middle of a mtn bike ride one of my friends started picking them and eating them. We all thought he was crazy, but he used to do some mountain survival training thing so apparently he knew what he was doing :rofl:

Ramps. Like a wild green onion.