you sir, are so sad.
Trouble in Suburbia Parts 1 and 2
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First off, ****head is obviously the proper custom title. You guys are all idiots. 
Secondly, it's a lab. He might just keep on pooping even with the sprinkler nailing him. The owner will get wet though
(Personally, I make sure my dog mixes it up. I don't mind if a poop gets dropped on my lawn, as long as it gets picked up.)
Secondly, it's a lab. He might just keep on pooping even with the sprinkler nailing him. The owner will get wet though
(Personally, I make sure my dog mixes it up. I don't mind if a poop gets dropped on my lawn, as long as it gets picked up.)
You are so sad as well... it's a joke, but not everyone wants dogs pooping in their yard. So I'm sorry if you are offended but something that doesn't effect you at all.First off, ****head is obviously the proper custom title. You guys are all idiots.
Secondly, it's a lab. He might just keep on pooping even with the sprinkler nailing him. The owner will get wet though
(Personally, I make sure my dog mixes it up. I don't mind if a poop gets dropped on my lawn, as long as it gets picked up.)
Geez, I threw a smiley in there so that people wouldn't get the wrong idea. Maybe I should have used more of them?
Buddy of mine told a funny story about a dog and his pet...
Seems this dog would regularly break one off in my friend's front yard while out for walks with his owner. It happened enough that the kids had a name for the dog: "Pooper." So during the winter the entertainment for that time of the day was watching the dog walking down the sidewalk and then laugh and giggle while the dog did his deed (the kids were like 3 and 5 at the time). Anyway the owner never picked up after his dog. First real nice spring day comes along and they've got the windows open enjoying the breeze and along comes the dog. The kids start yelling "MOMMMY! POOPER IS COMING! MOMMY! IT'S POOOOOOOPER!!!!" The guy never walked his dog on that side of the street again.
Mom told me one as well:
Mom works at a store at an outdoor shopping mall. Seems the management of the property sent out a memo about a recent "tragedy" that happened. Guy was walking his little dog down the "mall". Dog lifts his leg and proceeds to wiz on a lightpost. I guess the lightpost wasn't grounded properly or something. The little doggie fried and his owner had to go to the hospital.
Seems this dog would regularly break one off in my friend's front yard while out for walks with his owner. It happened enough that the kids had a name for the dog: "Pooper." So during the winter the entertainment for that time of the day was watching the dog walking down the sidewalk and then laugh and giggle while the dog did his deed (the kids were like 3 and 5 at the time). Anyway the owner never picked up after his dog. First real nice spring day comes along and they've got the windows open enjoying the breeze and along comes the dog. The kids start yelling "MOMMMY! POOPER IS COMING! MOMMY! IT'S POOOOOOOPER!!!!" The guy never walked his dog on that side of the street again.
Mom told me one as well:
Mom works at a store at an outdoor shopping mall. Seems the management of the property sent out a memo about a recent "tragedy" that happened. Guy was walking his little dog down the "mall". Dog lifts his leg and proceeds to wiz on a lightpost. I guess the lightpost wasn't grounded properly or something. The little doggie fried and his owner had to go to the hospital.
You need both hands to shoot your AKThe only thing missing from that pic are the kids strapped with AK's.
You can't be fronting with your pet Jackle on chain leash , durning battle !
Any more news on this?!?!
well??????????????????????????
Somebody kill this thread as the momentum is already dead.
yes, but I still need a conclusion....
some might say.....a happy ending?......
Just another request for conclusion.
While we're waiting...
My wife is on a roller derby team here in Portland. One of the other derby girls brought her dog to practice last Wednesday and my wife found out the hard way that it had pinched a loaf right next to her gear bag. How did she find out? While walking back to her car, she was wondering where a wretched smell was coming from. Turns out, she had dragged the handle and shoulder strap through the offending pile, remnants of which were smeared all over her shorts, shirt and hoodie.
Yum.
While we're waiting...
My wife is on a roller derby team here in Portland. One of the other derby girls brought her dog to practice last Wednesday and my wife found out the hard way that it had pinched a loaf right next to her gear bag. How did she find out? While walking back to her car, she was wondering where a wretched smell was coming from. Turns out, she had dragged the handle and shoulder strap through the offending pile, remnants of which were smeared all over her shorts, shirt and hoodie.
Yum.
This could be great. Not just Ridemonkey asshattery great, but entire Intarweb great.
Sir Derek what is your move?
Sir Derek what is your move?
Just imagine if it involved ducks.
meh - his helmet is just probably too tight.
What team? I went to the season opener against the washington teams. My god is roller derby fun to watch. Two different fights broke out!
Read: Squirter
Naked ninja chicks filled with explosives, detonating as they attack.
What do you not understand?
and still we wait .............
Fack waiting...
...I going to Snowshoe.
Peace out!
...I going to Snowshoe.
Peace out!
Did konabumm change his name to Bah?
Any news yet?
It's funny how dogs can sense pending disaster.
Fvcking Tease...
Could you rig the sprinklers to spray her anyway?
once again, i vote that the custom title of "party pooper" be bestowed upon BAH.
Seconded.
Thirderded. 
tornados, earth quakes, volcanos, exploding naked female ninjas.... Dogs r smart.It's funny how dogs can sense pending disaster.
Fourthededed
Fifffed.