That's one of the best parts...she helped with the cleanup and then (while in the shower with me) said, "You look disgusted. I take it to mean you didn't like that." as if it was just par for the course.pnj said:what was your girlfriends response?
I don't want to over-exaggerate. It's not like there was a poo explosion, but it certainly managed to get everywhere and required the use of the remainder of the paper towel roll.
To add frustration to my horror, the act worked out very well for her in very short time...all while I was slowly losing...um...pnuematic pressure as my level of awareness and discussed replaced my arousal.
As much as I'd love to out her here, I'd feel bad doing so as she was somewhat of a fixture amongst the bike community of the PNW. It's highly probable that there are people on this board, especially those who have been riding for ten years, who know her personally. It's even probable that there are those on this board who have shared my experience.
Maybe one day, while I'm reliving the utter financial dispair I was in after I broke our engagement, I'll out her in a moment of bitterness; but I'd feel guilty as he11 afterward.