[DaveW]

THAT'S
ABSOLUTE
RUBBISH!!!



*Note to self.....
ask the prison warder to remove mitzels internet access for the next 6
months, on account of his disruptive behavior.

 

[Jorvik]

Mitzel may have a bigger "font" than DaveW, but it is safe to say my "font" is smaller than both of yours!

HA!

 

[monkeyboy424]

you may have a smaller font then them, but i have a smaller font then you

 

[Jorvik]

Very well. It is decided that monkeyboy has the smallest "font" by his own admission. By "font", of course, I mean penis.

 

[monkeyboy424]

DAMN YOU

im not small in the pants, but dave is

 

[DaveW]

Originally posted by Jorvik
Mitzel may have a bigger "font" than DaveW, but it is safe to say my "font" is smaller than both of yours!

HA!

Yes monkey boy but by his own admision jorviks is even smaller than mine.
and you stateed that yours is smaller than his.
So Q.E.D. you are the cocktail weiner in a salami shop.

#189

 

[Jorvik]

I'll say it, I'm not impressive. Judging by DaveW's post count, however, he has a HUGE dong. HUGE!

I think it was 6th grade when I stopped doing the "my dick is bigger than your dick" thing. Instead, I started saying "My dick is so much smaller than your dick, its rediculous. I mean, really, what the hell am I supposed to do with this thing? Any smaller, it'd be a vagina!"

Man, I make this thread so vulgar. My apologies.

On a side note, I got cross-checked in the chin today during lacrosse practice. Get this, too. The fool who cross checked me is the VERY SAME FOOL WHO STOLE MY CASE OF BEER! You'd think he would've learned not to wrong me after I gave him a proper schalacking a few days ago, but NOOOOOOOOOOO. Seems like Jorvik is going to have to lay down some honey on his genitals and throw a bee hive at him.


BOO YAH!

 

[DaveW]

Yes ok I admit it I'm huge.
........ly average


But on another note, in 36 hours the world rally champs is happening 3km from my familys holiday home......And I'm gonna be there!!!

WOOHOO!!!!!! GO Tommi Mac.


#190

 

[Jorvik]

Lucky bastard!

I guess I'll see the rerun in a month or so on Speedvision...

 

[monkeyboy424]

yah well i dont even get speed vision

 

[Jorvik]

Yeah, I love my new Digital Cable. Digital! I've well over 400 channels, yet I watch 2. History Channel and Speed. Thats it.

 

[monkeyboy424]

yah i just got cable recently also....


all i watch is discovery and nickeloden

and occiationally the normal channels like fox and abc

 

[Jorvik]

Nickelodeon...

Wow.

Are you 8 years old?

 

[monkeyboy424]

it was a joke yuh bloke

 

[Jorvik]

Don't try to "rap" your way out of this, you young whippersnapper!

I'll kindnap your grandmother.

 

[monkeyboy424]

that would be hard figurin she is dead penis breath


you paly ball like a girl

 

[Jorvik]

Thats why she didn't move around much...

Anywho, I ball like a savage. Today in my school's Lacrosse game I beasted 3 huge hits today. Last saturday I dislocated some dumb attackman's shoulder. Little bastard shouldn't have been trying to call "Man," I was easily 40 pounds more than him and had a full head of steam going. Ahhh, freshmen.

 

[monkeyboy424]

buwahahahahahahaha

that is good, except for the freshmen part :angry:

this guy joel said "**** your mom" to my friend nick on AIM, so Nick said "im gonna rape your mom" then joel got all pissy and said "thats it im gonna beat your ass, meet me in the parking lot of the bugerking near school" so any way like 200 kids went (really) and joel got his ASSS WOOOOOOPED!!!!!!

joel threw the first punch and skinned the kids forehead, but the kid nick made contact like 5times! two to the face and three to the stomach. it was great! joel thinks he won to that is waht realyl cracks me up

the funny part is joel acts hella "hard" and always trys to "punk" kids, but really abotu anyone could beat his ass.

 

[Jorvik]

I know plenty people like that. I don't act tough, I'm actually a hella nice guy, but people know that I can and will kill them if the situation calls for it. But I have a tiny penis.

 

[monkeyboy424]

you have a small penis? you are a brave man my friend

 

[Jorvik]

Actually, no, its not small at all. A bit bigger than average to boot. I just like saying that I've got a small penis for some reason.

 

[monkeyboy424]

oh ok...

well that is nice to know

hey wtf happened to that freak we call dave?

 

[Jorvik]

yeah, what a bastard, leaving me here stuck with you!

I'm so lonesome, I could cry...

 

[monkeyboy424]

thanks


i am already cryin

 

[amateur]

this most recent topic of penis size has discouraged me from posting thus far, but it's so tempting. now we all know why monkey boy is a boy...not monkey man

 

[monkeyboy424]

just like robin, i will always be the boy wonder

 

[Jorvik]

Oh my. I am actually laughing out loud (LOLing, if you will) at amateur's post.

What is making me laugh right now is that I think monkeyboy missed the message completly.

 

[monkeyboy424]

why yes, yes i did

 

[Jorvik]

Fantastic! I'm glad you're gullible.

Anywho, I just used my infallible powers of speach to get a baked potato cooked and then run over to my house. I am a genius. A genius with bacon bits and shredded cheddar cheese waiting for my potato...

Discuss.

 

[monkeyboy424]

you and i both know that normal potatos dont do that....

only the potatoes with the luck of the irish will do that!

 

[DaveW]

HE'S BAAAAAACK!!!!!!!! :devil:


Well kiddies this is the last post your gonna see from me for awhile.
RM has been loading funny for me for the past while, which is why you haven't seen me around.
It loads the ad's and banners fine but then slows down to JUST 18 -40 bytes per second!!!!!!!!
for the rest of the page. So it can take over an hour and a half to load a RM page.
It is only happening to me on this site??????
So while this is happening ....hasta la vista baby.
Ah well in the meentime have fun guys and girls....and those of indeterminate sexual status.

In the mean time I shalll retreat to the mighty Vorb!!!

ciao

 

[Jorvik]

Thats too bad. Ah well, I guess I'll have to whup you guys into shape now that DaveW's gone.

WHUP WHUP WHUP!

 

[monkeyboy424]

no you wont

yo aint catchin E...

 

[Jorvik]

I'm eating my little brother's chocolate rabbit that he got for easter. Does this make me a bad person?

 

[monkeyboy424]

no i am even worse..

i ate my FRIENDS little sisters rabbit taht she got for easter...

i am definatly going to hell

plus, i got a swift kick to the nuts!

 

[Jorvik]

Wow. You are a terrible person.

And now to go get some vittles and mead from the local pub.

 

[monkeyboy424]

no i wont let you

 

[amateur]

"i ate my friend's little sister's rabbit...."

monkeyboy, you feelin alright?

 

[Jorvik]

Monkeyboy is NEVER feeling alright. All tripping on the uppers and the downers and the lefters and the righters. Kids these days, always "getting jiggy with it" and all that. I'm so old... (18)

 

[monkeyboy424]

for your information, i am far from getting jiggy with it....

i went to my first school dance in sept. and i was a wall flower.

i really cant stand all that 50cent **** and that otehr rap.

i am the only kid besides the punkrockers who actually listens to rock music.

so dont you ever accuse me of being "jiggy" with it. i will have to donkey punch till your eyes pop out

ass