[Jorvik]

Screw you Dave. Screw you and the horse you rode in on. At the same time. Together.

The plan was to not be sober until I left for Boot Camp. I had to talk with the Sergeant Major today though, about my knee. Not a good idea to go in front of a Sergeant Major in the Marine Corps drunk. Its less of a good idea to do it in front of the biggest guy I have seen. This guy is a freaking wall. We traded racist and dead baby jokes for about an hour instead of talking about my knee. He's the man.

Speaking of dead baby jokes, Whats more fun than twirling a dead baby around on a rope?

 

[amateur]

twirling 2 dead babies?

dunno, here's a pictura when i still had a chain:

picture courtesy of dirfocus.com check it out...

 

[monkeyboy424]

cool

 

[Jorvik]

Stopping it with a shovel.

 

[DaveW]

Jorvik keep your farmyard sex fetish out of this thread please....you'll get monkeyboy all excited.


Shovel?....So not stoping it with a monkeyboy then??


Cool pic
Amateur

 

[Jorvik]

Nothing wrong with a healthy farm animal fetish.

Unless its with a monkeything. E.G. Monkeyboy.


Socks.

 

[monkeyboy424]

the only good use for s shovel is to hit jorviks in the face with it.

 

[DaveW]

And useing it to build jumps.....
and burying your mortal enemy's underneath said jumps.

 

[Jorvik]

I will destroy you all...

 

[DaveW]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

That's the funnyest thing I've every heard in ages Jorvik.
*guffaw guffaw*....*Snort*....

 

[Jorvik]

Christ.

Had my surgery today. Its amazing what they can do now with the arthoscopic surgery. I can walk (albeit not very well) and my surgery ended 7 hours ago.

Pain is rediculous though. Especially since I threw out my vicoden. I took one once I woke up from the surgery. It made me feel so weird. I can't understand why people like getting high. I'm just going to gut it out and use my buddies Jack and Jim to control the pain.

And I really will destroy you all.

 

[DaveW]

I'll drink to that! .....come here Jim me ol buddy ol pal!:devil:

Heal quick Jorvik.
I want you "up and at em" monkey boy bashing right quick ok.

 

[Jorvik]

This surgery is a lot better than my last one though. My last one was jaw surgery, involving a broken jaw. Therefore, that one sucked a wee bit more than this one.

Thank goodness for whiskey and beer, thats all I can say though. Its whats keeping me going.

 

[monkeyboy424]

good to hear your surgery went well,

its too bad i didnt make it in time to switch your O2 tank with one of phosperus gas. that would have made me giggle like an 8 year old girl who had jus stolen candy fomr a ****ing baby.

 

[Jorvik]

I love you too.

You just need some cuddles, thats what you need.

 

[DaveW]

There you have it Monkeyboy your problems are solved....rush out straight away and hug some porcupines.

 

[monkeyboy424]

will the be porcupines with scuba tanks full of phospherous gas on there backs?

 

[DaveW]

Will the be porcupines?????

Spoken english how is?

 

[Jorvik]

MWA MWA MWA, MWA MWA MWA MWA MWA. MWA MWA MWA!

 

[monkeyboy424]

Originally posted by DaveW
Will the be porcupines?????

Spoken english how is?

eh eh eh eh hem

"THEY"

assface

 

[Jorvik]

oooooooooooooooooo, you gonna take that DaveW?

He's calling your face an ass!

<tremble, tremble>

 

[DaveW]

Originally posted by Jorvik
oooooooooooooooooo, you gonna take that DaveW?

He's calling your face an ass!

<tremble, tremble>

Unfortunately he's right

When I get my hands on that deranged plastic surgon that did this to me, theres gonna be whoop ass like there's never been whoop ass before!!

Grafting an ass onto my face.....BAASSTAD!!

 

[Rip]

?

 

[Jorvik]

Don't be afraid. Join us...

Actually, scratch that, you're probably an undesireable character like Monkeyboy!

 

[monkeyboy424]

yha the undesirable character position is filled

 

[Jorvik]

Don't roll your eyes at me, boy. I'll slap you so hard that your eyes will look like that permanently. Fool.

On a lighter note, I hate Monkeyboy.

 

[monkeyboy424]

WELL I HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY SOOOOO

that means that i have nothing to say at all

 

[DaveW]

HOORAY!!!!
That's the end of monkey boy then.

 

[Jorvik]

Thank goodness. Maybe now he'll go devote his life towards something meaningful, like scratching his buttocks. Granted, this isn't really meaningful, but it certainly is better than how he would turn out. If all he does is scratch his buttocks, he won't have any opportunity to sell the crack rock or the smack, or pedal his body on the street for the highest bidder.

 

[monkeyboy424]

ahahahah jorviks post is awsome

dave your post plain sucked

 

[Jorvik]

I'm just going to reiterate here, I hate you monkeyboy. Don't think that by scratching my balls with that last comment is going to make me like you any more.

 

[DaveW]

Originally posted by monkeyboy424
ahahahah jorviks post is awsome

dave your post plain sucked

This weekend is a long weekend down here and I'm going riding with John Kirkalide (norba Champ) WOOHOO!!

 

[monkeyboy424]

thats cool good luck

jorvik no one said that i liked you or tried to impress you, i just thought that a simple mined dullard would like the occasional self esteem booster

 

[Jorvik]

Why are you using my word? Dullard is my word.

You're going to drive me to drinking, I swear. Well, too late, but still...

 

[monkeyboy424]

Jprvik you know you have a face beautiful enough for it to be worth two thousand dollars?

 

[Jorvik]

Thanks!

 

[Rip]

Have you found your place yet monkey boy?

 

[Jorvik]

bah.

 

[monkeyboy424]

bah indeed, my place here, along with the other two insecure monkeys

 

[DaveW]

I AM NOT!!!!!!!
Insecure.

I'm as secure as $1,000 worth of the finest
Gimp restrants can make me.

God what a great weekend!
Saw this 14 year old kid do a jump over a tabletop and miss the transiton by 6ft.......yep he did a 40ft jump about 15ft+ high to flat on a hardtail and rode it out!!!
UNF**KING BELEVABLE