I thought I made it clear you were NOT to tell me how to live my life...I agree, just do the damn thing.
It's even called "Stoney Gulch"! FTMFW
This is the winner. You have to add this, @stoney.You could just end it with,
"I hope everyone was picking up what i was putting down with that analogy, because I kind of feel like I lost the point along the way. Blame it on all those times I hit my head while downhill mountain biking. Speaking of which, who's this guy to my right and why am I here?"