For some stupid reason, I expected 3 Minute Gaps to be a DH race video.
Imagine how stupid I felt for assuming that when, during my viewing of it after it was delivered to me, I realized that it's Clay Porter's movie equivalent of a 1960s teenage girl's crush on the Beatles, complete with sensitive face/eye shots and lots of "interview" footage showing how mundane is the conversational life of a WC DH racer. The only thing missing was the high-pitched shrieks drowning out the music.
I don't recall the running time total for the movie, but I'll put actual riding footage at 5% of the total time and actual race footage at 0.5% of the total time.
And as usual, the music selection totally sucked ballz. Is Clay Porter actually a 13 year old girl trapped in a young man's body?
Imagine how stupid I felt for assuming that when, during my viewing of it after it was delivered to me, I realized that it's Clay Porter's movie equivalent of a 1960s teenage girl's crush on the Beatles, complete with sensitive face/eye shots and lots of "interview" footage showing how mundane is the conversational life of a WC DH racer. The only thing missing was the high-pitched shrieks drowning out the music.
I don't recall the running time total for the movie, but I'll put actual riding footage at 5% of the total time and actual race footage at 0.5% of the total time.
And as usual, the music selection totally sucked ballz. Is Clay Porter actually a 13 year old girl trapped in a young man's body?