[Westy]

Holy shit, are they going long on a joke. Absolutely fucking brilliant.

Here’s Why I Decided To Buy ‘InfoWars’

Today we celebrate a new addition to the Global Tetrahedron LLC family of brands. And let me say, I really do see it as a family. Much like family members, our brands are abstract nodes of wealth, interchangeable assets for their patriarch to absorb and discard according to the opaque whims of...

theonion.com

I appreciate the corpo-fascist tone.

Something we should probably get accustomed to.

Where can I get my Global Tetrahedron arm band?

 

[Full Trucker]

Came here to post this, sad it got shoved in the Alex Jones thread and not given proper attention as it's own.