Come on! I have a ton of oil just sitting there for the taking. Why on earth have you gone halfway around the world for some overpriced **** when I got the primo petrol right underneath me?
What? What's that you say? Caribou migrations? Man, those tundra lice dont give a ****. What are they gunna do? Die if they see an oil rig? Migrate somewhere else? They cant. They're caribou.
Drill me, for the sake of all that is good and decent. You dont need to be paying $2 a gallon for gas. Thats crazy. I have plenty of gas for you...Dril me NOW!
What? What's that you say? Caribou migrations? Man, those tundra lice dont give a ****. What are they gunna do? Die if they see an oil rig? Migrate somewhere else? They cant. They're caribou.
Drill me, for the sake of all that is good and decent. You dont need to be paying $2 a gallon for gas. Thats crazy. I have plenty of gas for you...Dril me NOW!