DRB has lost his way.binary visions said:
I have a week to devise a booby trap
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Are you really that stupid?kidwoo said:
So you think that MMike can get a wolverine in a trash can without it ripping his face off first?Westy said:
Plus who do you think got the garbage man so pissed off in the first place?
Nice try but I still think you are slipping. There is a good chance MMike would have worn the proper protective gear.DRB said:
He's a dumbass Canadian. Its a miracle he doesn't stay frozen by his tongue to the inside of his freezer.Westy said:Nice try but I still think you are slipping. There is a good chance MMike would have worn the proper protective gear.
I really like the idea of just jumping out of the bushes naked. Harmless and fun (please don't post pics).
How bout, MMike get's a rental car, and drives like 100 yards in front of the garbage man on his rout, dumping every single can over along the way.
Except the can with the wolvorine. That would be cruel.
How bout, MMike get's a rental car, and drives like 100 yards in front of the garbage man on his rout, dumping every single can over along the way.
Except the can with the wolvorine. That would be cruel.
A black mamba in the can.... BOOYAH
or Bees.
or Bees.
You'll all be pleased to know that even though it was sans booby trap, the garbage man place my garbage can neatly in the snow bank by my driveway. I showed him...
My threads rock.....
My threads rock.....
But was it the same one who abused your garage door last week ?
Doood, I had the exact same thing happen. I had the angriest trash man on the face of the planet. Same thing, he would pick the barrel up over his head and hurl it at my garage door. I had to put a metal plate under the trash barrel to keep the wheels from falling off. After weeks of this, I finally devised a plan. I put a 4x8 sheet of plywood in my front yard that read as follows.
TRASH MAN - I SEE YOUR ANGRY. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE YOUR FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON MY PROPERTY. THERE ARE CAMERAS AND NEIGHBORS WATCHING AND I HAVE FILED A POLICE REPORT. FURTHERMORE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE EXTENT OF YOUR EVOLUTION IS BEING A TRASH MAN MAKING 5 BUCKS AN HOUR. GET A LIFE ASSHOLE.
Oh, if I was at home, I'd post up the pic I have. I eventually did the same thing, called the town, etc. I was going to put a gallon of ammonia and bleach inside the barrel.
TRASH MAN - I SEE YOUR ANGRY. PLEASE DO NOT TAKE YOUR FRUSTRATIONS OUT ON MY PROPERTY. THERE ARE CAMERAS AND NEIGHBORS WATCHING AND I HAVE FILED A POLICE REPORT. FURTHERMORE, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE EXTENT OF YOUR EVOLUTION IS BEING A TRASH MAN MAKING 5 BUCKS AN HOUR. GET A LIFE ASSHOLE.
Oh, if I was at home, I'd post up the pic I have. I eventually did the same thing, called the town, etc. I was going to put a gallon of ammonia and bleach inside the barrel.
Knuckleslammer said:
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His anger wasn't actually his own. He was picking up on all of the residual anger that pervades your property.Knuckleslammer said:
Whoa. Missed that one.Echo said:
Yes. Yes I am.
can I touch your camel?
or English evenMackie said:If I were your trash man, I'd be even more pissed off by your poor command of the Enlish language.
???!Knuckleslammer said:
Try $60k+ per year...
BTW....wolverines are harder to come by than you might think....
That's because you were trying to get Charlie Sheen. Try for Patrick Swayze. He isn't doing anything.MMike said:
WOLVERINES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hear some of those guys in San Francisco (unionized) make like 100k a year.N8 said:???!
Try $60k+ per year...
Walk up the street about a block and when he gets out of his truck, jump in a drive away. Drive about 2 miles away, (uphill if possible) park it in a vacant lot, piss on the seat and have someone pick you up. You might want to wear a mask.
if you supply me with enough beer and oreos i will be glad to stand outside your garage and pummel them when they arrive. seriously.
I bet he's a mountainbiker and stalks you here on Ridemonkey. So he read about the boobytraps and is one step ahead.
Anyways, here in Denmark it's pretty common to leave a couple of cigars and e few beers by the trashcans at Christmas and other holidays. I guess as a token of appreciation and recognition of the ****ty job they do for you. Maybe you should try the same? It wouldn't hurt.
Anyways, here in Denmark it's pretty common to leave a couple of cigars and e few beers by the trashcans at Christmas and other holidays. I guess as a token of appreciation and recognition of the ****ty job they do for you. Maybe you should try the same? It wouldn't hurt.
Do garbage men really make 60-100k a year? If so consider me a garbage man... once i fiinish up with my undergrad that is.
Yep, garbage men are very well paid.Mattoid said:
Being a garbage man is also one of the most dangerous professions possible.
http://www.wasteage.com/mag/waste_garbage_collection_rated/
and from another article:
“Our biggest expense is worker’s compensation” National Serv-All’s Young said. “And of that the biggest number of those are in the city because of the no-limit contract.”
http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/journalgazette/news/editorial/13268904.htm
Still, the dude was a serious douche by throwing that can. Leave some beer, but paint shaker prep must be in order. Or rig a tazer up to the trash can handle, but switch the can with a neighbor's. Tazers usually explain things pretty quickly.
http://www.wasteage.com/mag/waste_garbage_collection_rated/
and from another article:
“Our biggest expense is worker’s compensation” National Serv-All’s Young said. “And of that the biggest number of those are in the city because of the no-limit contract.”
http://www.fortwayne.com/mld/journalgazette/news/editorial/13268904.htm
Still, the dude was a serious douche by throwing that can. Leave some beer, but paint shaker prep must be in order. Or rig a tazer up to the trash can handle, but switch the can with a neighbor's. Tazers usually explain things pretty quickly.
I have a new dream: to be a rich garbage man who throws refuse at innocent people.
All the ideasyou need are available on looney toons.MMike said:
So it's been a week... what did you go with?
Bringing this one from the grave, watch the video and imagine it being a rabid midget inside of a wolverine costume...I think you can agree that would indeed be frightening.
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic554.htm
http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic554.htm
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He got lucky and avoided confrontation.sam_little said:
*I saw a wolverine at Big Hole Battlefield outside of Wisdom, MT. I vote you go to Wisdom and look for one.
**I hear that people live there all of their lives and log in the mountains and never have seen one.
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A little after the fact perhaps, but....
You need to assault all of the senses:
The 'poo handle' on the garbage can for the tactile and olfactory. Then, after he recoils but still goes on to complete his task, have an airhorn or two rigged up nearby so they go off as he lifts the garbage can causing him to convulse with panic with poopy hands.
That way, he'll be disgusted and angry but then stunned and embarassed.
Hmm, for sight....put a picture of Captain Lou Albano's asscrack somewhere visible.
For next time maybe...
You need to assault all of the senses:
The 'poo handle' on the garbage can for the tactile and olfactory. Then, after he recoils but still goes on to complete his task, have an airhorn or two rigged up nearby so they go off as he lifts the garbage can causing him to convulse with panic with poopy hands.
That way, he'll be disgusted and angry but then stunned and embarassed.
Hmm, for sight....put a picture of Captain Lou Albano's asscrack somewhere visible.
For next time maybe...
What in the hell? A noob revives this thread... strange very strange.Da Peach said:
That's funny. Where the hell is that picture?kidwoo said:
Indeed.....who could it be? who could it be.....hmmmmmmm......DRB said:
Rule #4. I vote we kill MMike for potentially breaking Rule #4.MMike said:
DRB said:
Oh I assure you I broke no rules....
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