Know what the difference is? You don't kill someone else when you eat at mcdonalds or use the wrong SPF sunscreen.
Jackass star dead
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Uhh, yeah. Better to die from overexposure to lard and solor radiation then overexposure to stupid.
So just so we're all on the same page........
You're saying driving drunk and speeding is the equivalent to not swearing sunblock and eating fatty foods?
exactly what I was trying to say...some of these jokers are good at internet
Care to assplain how me getting a sunburn or gaining 20lbs from Big Macs could kill someone else?
sucking up all the healthcare?
That's a bit of a stretch.......but I applaud the connection.
when they die laughing because someone tried to compare hitting a tree at 110mph and eating junk food.
skin cancer and being fat isn't cheap.
still my favorite jackass guy, but he made a retarded choice and paid the price thats really all there is to it.
No passengers ever lost their lives because the driver likes MickyD's a wee bit too much.
We have to know people personally to pass judgement on them?
With the exception of pornography, that's almost the raison d'etre for the tubes in the first place.
We're all destined to be fertilizer, only a matter of when. Besides, there's over 5 billion of us now, we're basically expendable.
Jackass 4 coming soon.....I hear they are planning to spoof a weekend at bernie's
however it happened I read he flew 40 feet through the forest before hitting the first tree. damn
yeah, if you see the video, you can see that theres no trees for a good amount of distance after the guardrail
Jackass
I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight
Obi-Wan meets Dolemite
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour
These aren't the whores you're looking for
Jackass
If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed
Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his jeep
Thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his haircut
Used a bowl for that too
But if you knew me like I know myself
You'd hate me like I hate myself
'Cause I'm a jackass
Got no rabbit in this hat
'Cause I'm pullin' it out my ass
Ain't Sigfried or Roy but I could be
Makin' magic with the pussy
Jackass
Drove my porsche into a guard rail
flew 40 fvckin feet through the air
hit a tree and caught on fire
now i'm a roadside barbque
Jackass
Like that dude in Tienanmen Square
With a six pack and a folding chair
Got bombed at the parade and ended up
Playin' Chicken with the tanks
But if you knew me like I know myself
You'd hate me like I hate myself
'Cause I'm a jackass
They could out the lesbian Spice Girl
They could try to run game on the O.D.B.
They could kick every douche bag off the 'Real World'
But they won't get rid of me
If I knew you like you know yourself
I'd hate you like you hate yourself
Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself
Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself
'Cause you're a jackass
I'm a pimped out Jedi Knight
Obi-Wan meets Dolemite
Ben Kenobi went and got himself a pompadour
These aren't the whores you're looking for
Jackass
If the Crocodile Hunter smoked weed
Steve Irwin burnin' herb in his jeep
Thinks the kangaroos are laughin' at his haircut
Used a bowl for that too
But if you knew me like I know myself
You'd hate me like I hate myself
'Cause I'm a jackass
Got no rabbit in this hat
'Cause I'm pullin' it out my ass
Ain't Sigfried or Roy but I could be
Makin' magic with the pussy
Jackass
Drove my porsche into a guard rail
flew 40 fvckin feet through the air
hit a tree and caught on fire
now i'm a roadside barbque
Jackass
Like that dude in Tienanmen Square
With a six pack and a folding chair
Got bombed at the parade and ended up
Playin' Chicken with the tanks
But if you knew me like I know myself
You'd hate me like I hate myself
'Cause I'm a jackass
They could out the lesbian Spice Girl
They could try to run game on the O.D.B.
They could kick every douche bag off the 'Real World'
But they won't get rid of me
If I knew you like you know yourself
I'd hate you like you hate yourself
Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself
Hate yourself, hate yourself, hate yourself
'Cause you're a jackass
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This it my bro. This is his party. He is the guest of honor. You see, today is his birthday.
god damn, more rep on layaway for you.
That.
Try 40 yards.
that's plenty of distance to do a flip
Clown makes people laugh. Clown get rich. Clown makes a mistake and then
Picture needs a haters gonna hate
Picture needs a haters gonna hate
flippers gonna flip
Why does this thread have so many responses?
This.
Not enough beer, bacon or I hate MMike threads I guess
Because you didn't start it?
This isn't helping slow the growth.
The fatter you are, the more skin cancer you can have.
It's got a synergistic effect.
You would need to be going really fast (or be really wasted) to crash this car:
off this road:
You would need to be going really fast (or be really wasted) to crash this car:
Why choose one? LET'S DO BOTH!
bam can't drive. he let one of his friends drive his ugly purple lambo and the moron put diesel in it
bam can't drive. he let one of his friends drive his ugly purple lambo and the moron put diesel in it
doesnt he have 2 any way
Ah, the old strategy of the 6-hang around with 2s and 3s, not 8s and 9s...bam can't drive. he let one of his friends drive his ugly purple lambo and the moron put diesel in it