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Pretzels?! really?

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
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Who puts pretzels out on their desk in a candy dish? C'mon!
Where are the tasty salt water taffies or caramels?!
No way am I eating anything out of that germ trap of a bowl that isn't individually wrapped (the said "candy bowl" is @ the stop everyone makes after hitting the head too).

Our receptionist is a whack job & needs to re-up the salt water taffy pronto.
:rant:
 

stevew

unique white person
Sep 21, 2001
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Well when the typical toilet has less germs than the office phone or keyboard....
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
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Jimtown, CO
It is funny how everything in the world can be tied to a Seinfeld episode.

Funny thing is....that bowl will be empty by noon.
 
Who puts pretzels out on their desk in a candy dish? C'mon!
Where are the tasty salt water taffies or caramels?!
No way am I eating anything out of that germ trap of a bowl that isn't individually wrapped (the said "candy bowl" is @ the stop everyone makes after hitting the head too).

Our receptionist is a whack job & needs to re-up the salt water taffy pronto.
:rant:
Have you been hanging out with Red Rabbit?
 

skinny mike

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just forgo the whole trip to the bathroom and pee in the pretzels. it will be a dramatic statement about cleanliness in the office.
 

thebornotaku

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Pretzels are nastycrap anyways. Too dry, there's always too much salt on them, etc.

Soft, Big pretzels own, though. Knock the salt off and eat it with mustard (French's Yellow of course, pretty much the only mustard I use sans German mustards for german food).
 

JohnE

filthy rascist
May 13, 2005
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Front Range, dude...
Soft, Big pretzels own, though. Knock the salt off and eat it with mustard (French's Yellow of course, pretty much the only mustard I use sans German mustards for german food).
When I lived in Germany, my drinking buddies would give me no end of sh*t for putting mustard on my pretzels...but you are correct, it is the way...
 

BigMike

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Jul 29, 2003
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Maybe your receptionist is hoping that Pres. Bush will come in, and choke on them. She is a terrorist. I'd report that as suspicious activity if I were you.
 

DRB

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Oct 24, 2002
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Watchin' you. Writing it all down.
Good eye! You should get a reward! The homeland thanks you!!
DAMMIT! You uncovered the last hoorah and greatest sacrifice of the Bush Presidency. He was going to be "killed" in the pretzel eating accident that was going to turn out to be a terrorist attack launched by Iran thus forcing the hand of the next president to invade regardless of which one wins. The ultimate play foiled by you liberal scum.
 

DirtyMike

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Aug 8, 2005
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My own world inside my head
. Knock the salt off and eat it with mustard (French's Yellow of course, pretty much the only mustard ).
That $hit isn't mustard... :disgust1:
Amen to that. That $hit is horrible.
What they said, Frenchs Yellow isnt mustard, we nick name is Mouseturds.


Get some good mustard next time, leave the kidde sauce at the kidde table

Try some Annies Naturals all natural Horse radish mustard!!!!

http://www.wellnessgrocer.com/annies-naturals-horseradish-p-2946.html
 

Austin Bike

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Jan 26, 2003
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Duh, Austin
So we are in munich doing press interviews, one after another, every 30 minutes like clock work (german style).

They are planning to bring in pizza for a quick 15 minute lunch for the 2 of us. My boss says "hey, can you get some weißwurst for lunch"? Major faux pas because you should only eat it in the morning (it's a german thing).

But they go out and manage to find some for us. Along with that is a huge bowl of pretzels which we worked on all afternoon. The beer came later.

 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
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Jimtown, CO
It's about time. Maybe this time she will get the chains out & the cat o'nine tails.
laura is seriously going to kill you right to your face for being such a pvssy
-SS- For the win. Inglehoffer is the best.
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
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Jimtown, CO
Oh & the salt water taffies are back. :D

I have perfected the grab-2-with-one-hand-so-it-looks-like-you-only-grab-1 so I can swing by & get twice as many as office etiquette dictates.