Pro tip thread...
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pro-tip: use a q-tip
You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct. <--- Also a pro-tip for the pedantic.
Thanks Bureaucrat 1.0
"You must spread reputation to at least 4 other user(s) before you can give reputation to mandown again."
Mrs. Kranked not a fan of teh analz?
As previously pointed out, Mr. Kranked shouldn't be left out of the conversation.
i was more referring to post excretion.
Can't leave out critical details like that.
Poo in the peehole is still poo in the peehole. Or is that what the q-tip is for?
handled 4 ya"You must spread reputation to at least 4 other user(s) before you can give reputation to mandown again."
Well.....Didn't you meet your wife after jumping through a window in a drug fueled moment of insanity? You may have a unicorn...
Or a tranny.
Funny story about that. I'm not married any more
I hope that did not involve diving out a window, but would seem fitting.Well.....
Funny story about that. I'm not married any more
A wise man once told me, "the only thing you need to understand about women, is that you cant understand them". This advice has served me well.
Also if a women responds to a question with "its a women thing", leave it at that.
Also if a women responds to a question with "its a women thing", leave it at that.
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Broken toilets are sharp as fuck and will slice any exposed dangly bits off.
No but there were a few times when I was going to put one of us out a window
It really isn't that funny. I did get a few smug chuckles in though.
Our relationship had always been a bit stressed (imho mostly because her horrible bitch of a mother was living with us for all but a few months that we were together). Eventually she says she wants le devorce. I try to make shit work but it doesn't and we get divorced.
Now comes the chuckles. A few months later she is traveling around with some dipshit who renovates Motel 6's and has 2 other baby mamas. A few months later she is pregnant. A few months later she gets a shmishmortion. A few months later she is calling me trying to get back together. I graciously declined (fool me once, I ain't getting fooled again). A few months later she is pregnant again. A few months later she has twins. A few months later her baby daddy lands in jail for threatening to beat the shit out of her and also she is pregnant again. A few months later she has a miscarriage. A few months later, I have no idea cause I told her to stop contacting me.
I would have chuckled a lot harder if I didn't honestly feel kinda bad for her. I'm pretty lucky that I didn't end up having a kid with her or buying a house or tattooing her name on my ass or making some other irreversible mistake.
Pro tip, don't let your mother in law live with you especially if that bitch can't even pay rent
Pro tip - don't tattoo her name on your ass.
I think you married my ex...you seem like a righteous dude, I would have warned you.
You guys, I gotta be honest. This thread is a big let down. Your "pro tips" are more like "it's-my-first-time-with-a-girl" tips.
You're better than this.
I need shit like "If you see a 'drug checkpoint' sign on the Interstate, it's a trap, and you should just proceed without any drastic lane changes or contraband throwing."
You're better than this.
I need shit like "If you see a 'drug checkpoint' sign on the Interstate, it's a trap, and you should just proceed without any drastic lane changes or contraband throwing."
Pro-tip: Unless your life is a piece of shit and the reality of incarceration isn't much worse than your current existence, don't have drugs anywhere near a drug checkpoint.
"ingest as quickly as possible"
If you are going to Moab from Colorado - for FUCK'S sake don't take weed with you. 
FTFYIf you are leaving Colorado - for FUCK'S sake don't take weed with you.
It's good advice. I'm not sure about our other neighbors, but Utah doesn't fuck around one bit with slapping you with a felony for weed.
Except if you are headed to Oklahoma, where it's totally cool to smoke it around the secular capital buildings.If you are going to Moab from Colorado - for FUCK'S sake don't take weed with you.
Or better put:
Buying alcohol in OK and taking it across the line to drink in dry Arkansas=totally cool and downright 'Muricun.
Buying weed in CO and taking it across the line to smoke in Oklahoma=FUCKING SATAN!
I remember doing the 1st one in the Army. It was ok though, because we were on duty.
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Buying alcohol in OK and taking it across the line to drink in dry Arkansas=totally cool and downright 'Muricun.
Buying weed in CO and taking it across the line to smoke in Oklahoma=FUCKING SATAN!
I remember doing the 1st one in the Army. It was ok though, because we were on duty.
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"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."