Pro tip- If the robot from Lost in Space appears in your brain saying "DANGER, DANGER, DANGER...WARNING, WARNING, WARNING...when you meet a prospective mate, turn and RUN, do not walk, the other way.
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Wait...thats not a tip. Thats a statement. This is the tip thread, not the statement thread.
Getting a hummer while drinking a beer is more better than taking a dump while drinking beer.
That seems kinda random. Are you in the right thread?
No it isn't !
You must be new here
Is this the 5 minute argument, or the full half hour?
Your 5 minutes is up.
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Pro tip: Monty Python's quotes won't get you two chicks at the same time.
might get you spam spam spam spam with spam
Yes. As the Billionaire jdcamb I can get away with it....
FTFY
Pro-parenting-tip: don't let your baby play on the stairs at the Chicago Theater during a rock show if you don't want someone to spill beer on it.
you're in Chicago? (that's where I'm from)
what band were you seeing?
Pro-tip: babies don't belong at widespread shows. Or phish. AR anything along those lines
It's often an embarrassing fan base.
Watching a herd of wooks doing wook things is kinda like a car crash. It's terrible but you can't help but watch. And then feel better about yourself.
Had a similar experience at the Leftover Salmon show a few weeks back. Full of old reformed Dead head types driving Porsches and Land Rovers along with young white kids wearing dreads and rasta hats. Laughed when a fight broke out on the dance floor. Thats what I get for going to a show at a brewery...but the food was outstanding.
Pro tip- some things are better experienced via television.
Pro tip- some things are better experienced via television.
Pro tip- neither will hanging out on the Monkey.
flats.
Go drink your new castle
Pro tip: If your music requires the use of massive quantities of drugs to enjoy, then...
oh fuck it, just go ride a bike in the woods.
oh fuck it, just go ride a bike in the woods.
Pro tip- Durgs are bad, mkay???
I suspect he has a German background, so that would be Judgy VonJudgerschmidt
Pipe down or I shall smite thee !
Well, OK, in high school I was rather fond of schwartz velde kirschtorte. mmmm
^ schoen!
Pro-tip: don't bring a knife to a gunfight.
Pro-tip: don't bring a knife to a gunfight.
Pro tip: It's early, have another.
When deucing on the ground, do not wipe down. Your hand will slip and land in your fresh turd.
Also do not pee into or with the wind, but pee crossways to the wind.
Also do not pee into or with the wind, but pee crossways to the wind.
If you pee on the bus make sure you move to the back and then get off at the next stop. Before the pee streams down the aisle to the front of the bus and the driver notices and calls the cops. Transit Police are actually are real cops just so you know.... They don't like to collect your evidence either..
Pro tip: you can do pretty much anything you want on the street in Nola, except for peeing.
Take a piss in an alley: jail.
Stab a bitch: just walk away like nothing happened.
Take a piss in an alley: jail.
Stab a bitch: just walk away like nothing happened.