[Tom Ritchey's Moustache]

Pipe down or I shall smite thee !







Well, OK, in high school I was rather fond of schwartz velde kirschtorte. mmmm

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

 

[StiHacka]

Pro tip: don't whiz on the electric fence

 

[Nick]

New Orleans is a Dying Whore.

Pro tip: never forget that about half this species is crazy.

 

[Muddy]

If in Jail, don't make friends with the one on the block who is paying for newspaper subscriptions.

 

[mantispf2000]

It's not a complete ride if there are not scars to talk about after............

 

[Colonel Angus]

Pro tip: This thread is gold.

Pro tip: do 10 cock pushups every day. You never know when you might need to fvck your way out of a tight situation.

 

[jdcamb]

Pro tip: This thread is gold.

Pro tip: do 10 cock pushups every day. You never know when you might need to fvck your way out of a tight situation.

Somehow cock pushups seems like the way to go....

 

[SkaredShtles]

Rolling resistance is a roadie issue.