pro tip; when a woman says she is pregnant respond "i had a vasectomy 10 years ago"
the look on her face will prove she has been cheating
the look on her face will prove she has been cheating
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pro tip; rock salt kills grass feel free to write a message in an annoying neighbor lawn on a rainy night it will be there almost all summer
Don't use tea tree and eucalyptus soap on your balls and ass. Found that out this morning.
similar pro tip from the late great dirtmcgirk - don't shave your ass crack either
If you're a dude and shaving anything other than your face, you have no one to blame but yourself.
We know
Used to use tea tree oil in my beard. Then I found out I was having fits of rage and disorientation and lightheaded-ness because tea tree oil fumes will cause those things. Huff at your own risk.
Beard has left my building.
I use a bar of ivory soap for everything. Keep it simple people.
Wasn't there some chick on here a few years ago that posted something about if you want your sack licked to keep it shaved. ?
Pro tip: Tom Ritchey's Moustache is a lady???
i thought that from one of the earlier posts. clearly then, most of the monkey is who is in need of said "pro tips."
When ordering tacos from a taco truck ask them to leave the lettuce / cabbage out, they will fill in the empty space more of the stuff you really want.
reminds me. to do list +1.
Self identifies as one at least.
Rats?
We don't say "dude" as it limits the choice of bathroom options. She passes.
I'll tell you this much, I use any bathroom I want.
I also have small hands and feet.
Don't let @Full Trucker know that it was NTM you were climbing yesterday and not Belcher. (I guessed NTM from the climb and the fucked up trails due to horses, haven't been to WR lately to know if horses have fucked it up too)
I mentioned it in another post. It's SS that hates on NTM, not FullTrucker.
For only 600' of climb, I hate hate hate that road.
For only 600' of climb, I hate hate hate that road.
The seeds knows.
Pro-Tip: You won't need to remember to 'leave it at that' if you're not listening in the first place.
That road sucks ten million dicks.
I've never been up that road. 
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You're kidding..I've never been up that road.
I thought that's the reason for all of your disdain for that ride.
You may not have any right to bitch about that trail any more.
GOOD DAY, SIR!
I've never ridden any tiny bit of NTM. In my defense, it used to have precisely *dick* for trails on it.
That and White Ranch is right there.
back on topic ...
pro tip: let go of grudges.
pro tip: let go of grudges.
I got paid for working on Bikes recently. Nominally, but paid just the same. Still know my shit by the way...
Pro tip: An 1800s ice moving chisel tip lever is ideal for digging up burdock, wild parsnip and teasel.