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jdcamb

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Feb 17, 2002
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I did but I was a little concerned I forgot my dipshit proof helmet

I don't know about you but I don't trust rich person wannabe hippy rigging
Just start talking to her. Fiend interest in her activity. Invite her out for Pizza if she is receptive. Maybe if you're lucky she will pay for dinner and let you drive her Porsche. Hey, you never know...
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
19,997
8,685
Nowhere Man!
I only talk to people who live under bridges. Not fuckers who roll up to them in cars that cost more than multiple years of my annual salary
Maybe when she retired from Porn, she bought herself a Porsche. I am more of glass is half full kind of person. If you talk to her before the guy who lives under the bridge, you might have a better chance at getting some free pizza. I have never had anyone who lives under a bridge buy me a pizza or let me drive their Porsche.
 
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