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DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
14,437
1,017
My own world inside my head
****.... Mac and Cheeze..... I have a go box outside the house..... Guns, Well if Zday happens pretty sure the plan is that GFF, Dirt and myself are all going to meet up, rescue the women we want to use to repopupalte the earth and combine our tactical together<In other words us three can arma small country> as for knives?????? I am a collector, Hundreds and hundreds here and there.....


So who is cooking the chili tonight, and who is bringing the beer?





P.S. noobs, when Zday ahppens I will shoot you in the foot and throw you down so I can get away, thats the only warning you get...
 
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Sodak

Chimp
Jan 4, 2013
54
0
MTBR
****.... Mac and Cheeze..... I have a go box outside the house..... Guns, Well if Zday happens pretty sure the plan is that GFF, Dirt and myself are all going to meet up, rescue the women we want to use to repopupalte the earth and combine our tactical together<In other words us three can arma small country> as for knives?????? I am a collector, Hundreds and hundreds here and there.....


So who is cooking the chili tonight, and who is bringing the beer?





P.S. noobs, when Zday ahppens I will shoot you in the foot and throw you down so I can get away, thats the only warning you get...


I'll bring the beers but I can't cook chilli for sh*t. Everytime I try it ends up tasting like spaghetti sauce..

As for Zday... Better shoot fast, because I move fast... And I am not sticking around for some zombie (or human on bath salts) to eat my face...
 

Ride Monzie

Monkey
Jan 4, 2013
369
0
Killafornia
Then why would you ask again?

Short answer: Rep system implemented, we had fun with it, much butt-hurt. Butt-hurt started to subside, rep system re-****ed with, much butt-hurt at the same time some new and old posters were trolling our home/mods dumping **** threads in our home as opposed to deleting them, one resident had enough dealt with it, got banned. Straws and camel backs.
 
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skibunny24

Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation
Jun 16, 2010
3,281
585
Renton, WA
^ Don't like mac & cheese, and already have a safe full of guns collecting dust.
Am here to test ride your womenz. :weee:
Not too many wimminz here but if you make it down to New Mexico N8 might let you have a go.
you catch on quick :D

there's a handful of monkeys here that are also 4channers. it happens.

re: wimminz:

rule 29: all girls on the internet are really guys and all children are fbi agents
rule 30: there are no girls on the internet
You can ride my bike if you want :)

JK What are you trying to say about my hubby?
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,828
27,043
media blackout
Wow, WTH just happened?
Went to reference my post #57, and wham the last three are missing. If MILD discussion is not allowed then what good is an open forum? No profanity, or even classic insults were used, yet the posts are gone.

Again, I will play by your rules, yet do NOT randomly tweak them, as you see fit. Apply to all, and be consistent. It is for this VERY reason that many of us got frustrated by MTBR.
Then why would you ask again?

Short answer: Rep system implemented, we had fun with it, much butt-hurt. Butt-hurt started to subside, rep system re-****ed with, much butt-hurt at the same time some new and old posters were trolling our home/mods dumping **** threads in our home as opposed to deleting them, one resident had enough dealt with it, got banned. Straws and camel backs.
I'm lazy.

It was a complete sh*t show here when they first implemented the rep system. It got so far out of hand they disabled it. :rofl:
 

Ride Monzie

Monkey
Jan 4, 2013
369
0
Killafornia
Newb question alert!

How do I change the "Grasshopper" text to not grasshopper?

I'd hate to push a kid out my pisser.

****, it says "Chimp" now...
 
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binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
Titles are automatically assigned based on post count, up to Turbo Monkey.

Custom titles are set by admins, and are typically earned through accidental and/or less-than-flattering posts :D
 

skibunny24

Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation
Jun 16, 2010
3,281
585
Renton, WA
It sure is nice to have some fresh blood that isn't just Dirty Mike on the rag, but what do you all do? Are you newbs at work or what?
 

Ride Monzie

Monkey
Jan 4, 2013
369
0
Killafornia
It sure is nice to have some fresh blood that isn't just Dirty Mike on the rag, but what do you all do? Are you newbs at work or what?
I drink and have a bike riding problem. I don't think I'm a newb. New to this site but been riding MTB's since '09 so in most of you all's eyes I guess I'm still new; been riding bikes for transport since '06. Anything else you want to know just ask.

I abandoned MTBR because it's a ****-show over there currently. Not sure if I will go back but will definitely pop in from time to time to say hey to the good folks.

DM: If they change it to that I'd gladly put back my haberdashed ass avatar though, with the way it seems to work they will have plenty of opportunity to cull something much better from me when I post drunk; which will most likely be as soon as I get some whiskey in me.
 
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DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
14,437
1,017
My own world inside my head
It sure is nice to have some fresh blood that isn't just Dirty Mike on the rag, but what do you all do? Are you newbs at work or what?
Oh nice, pic on the guy that has been pissing blood for just over a month........









Oh and I do not end up on the rag...... I just have a habit of never filtering what I say!!! Pos rep Btw
 
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DirtyMike

Turbo Fluffer
Aug 8, 2005
14,437
1,017
My own world inside my head
I drink and have a bike riding problem. I don't think I'm a newb. New to this site but been riding MTB's since '09 so in most of you all's eyes I guess I'm still new; been riding bikes for transport since '06. Anything else you want to know just ask.

I abandoned MTBR because it's a ****-show over there currently. Not sure if I will go back but will definitely pop in from time to time to say hey to the good folks.

DM: If they change it to that I'd gladly put back my haberdashed ass avatar though, with the way it seems to work they will have plenty of opportunity to cull something much better from me when I post drunk; which will most likely be as soon as I get some whiskey in me.
Oh do not worry, if a custom title happens it is rarely something of your choosing
 

Trail Ninja

Monkey
Jan 4, 2013
109
2
Vancouver Island
It sure is nice to have some fresh blood that isn't just Dirty Mike on the rag, but what do you all do? Are you newbs at work or what?
I'm rather old. I've been riding for over 50 years and building trails for just under 50 years. I live off the land (trust me, that's work) and I cheat death on a regular basis.
I now spend all my time building trails and riding bikes. In a previous life, I've been there and done that.
 

skibunny24

Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation
Jun 16, 2010
3,281
585
Renton, WA
I'm rather old. I've been riding for over 50 years and building trails for just under 50 years. I live off the land (trust me, that's work) and I cheat death on a regular basis.
I now spend all my time building trails and riding bikes. In a previous life, I've been there and done that.
"Join date Jan 2013"=Newb

Doesn't matter how long you've been riding a bike :D
 

Sodak

Chimp
Jan 4, 2013
54
0
MTBR
I don't like the term "newb", it hurts my feel goods.... can we just be considered "young monkeys"??

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