definite newb status. i've been riding bikes since '96.I drink and have a bike riding problem. I don't think I'm a newb. New to this site but been riding MTB's since '09 so in most of you all's eyes I guess I'm still new; been riding bikes for transport since '06. Anything else you want to know just ask.
Wait, are you totally off teh grid? Do you live in an earthhome? Because that would be cool.I'm rather old. I've been riding for over 50 years and building trails for just under 50 years. I live off the land (trust me, that's work) and I cheat death on a regular basis.
I now spend all my time building trails and riding bikes. In a previous life, I've been there and done that.
i did have "press button receive bacon" and the corresponding avatar at one point [edit] at my own request [/edit]. now look where i'm atFYI to the n00bs; requesting a custom title has never ended well for the requester.
Think even more minimalistWait, are you totally off teh grid? Do you live in an earthhome? Because that would be cool.
stuck in an infinite loop?i did have "press button receive bacon" and the corresponding avatar at one point [edit] at my own request [/edit]. now look where i'm at
In a cave? Because that would be cool too. I used to live in a tent in the snow so I could get first chair every morning for a few winters, but then I got knocked up by a ski instructor and moved out of the tentThink even more minimalist
there's a difference between location and custom title, noob.stuck in an infinite loop?
the truth comes out!!!In a cave? Because that would be cool too. I used to live in a tent in the snow so I could get first chair every morning for a few winters, but then I got knocked up by a ski instructor and moved out of the tent
You asked where you were now... n00bthere's a difference between location and custom title, noob.
That's probably when I discovered the interwebs.the truth comes out!!!
its a figure of speech.You asked where you were now... n00b
I'd like to recommend a new custom title... "town ski lift"That's probably when I discovered the interwebs.
Even more off the grid than that. If I needed a house, I'd certainly consider an earthhome. I like the idea of living underground. temperature regulation and all.Wait, are you totally off teh grid? Do you live in an earthhome? Because that would be cool.
Oh Jeebus.its a figure of speech.
I'd like to recommend a new custom title... "town ski lift"
Earth homes are pretty fvcking rad. After the kid graduates, hubby and I plan to retire into a van, but when it's time to retire the van... I'd love to live in one of those.Even more off the grid than that. If I needed a house, I'd certainly consider an earthhome. I like the idea of living underground. temperature regulation and all.
are you a hobbit?Even more off the grid than that. If I needed a house, I'd certainly consider an earthhome. I like the idea of living underground. temperature regulation and all.
Your hammock has the Internets?that's not my house. just an example of an earth home. my house fits in the waterbottle pocket of my backpack.
Most of the planet has the internet. It's just floating around in the air.Your hammock has the Internets?
no tomato sauce or paste. add diced tomatoes instead. add more chili powder. use the masa.Everytime I try it ends up tasting like spaghetti sauce..
But he will gladly clean up any mess he makes and repair any damage.What the ****? I go away for two hours and **** looks all weird in here. Did we get pruned again? I'm so lost in this thread. Hi everyone from here I didn't say hi to. Thanks for having us. Just a friendly heads up, I'm drinking Evan Green and haven't eaten today. I may get weird...and belligerent.
No pruning, that's just how we roll.What the ****? I go away for two hours and **** looks all weird in here. Did we get pruned again? I'm so lost in this thread. Hi everyone from here I didn't say hi to. Thanks for having us. Just a friendly heads up, I'm drinking Evan Green and haven't eaten today. I may get weird...and belligerent.
Could be worse Monzie. They probably won't "Hutch" you here.I did get pruned, by the way. My "opinions..." comment is gone. I have a feeling a lot of me is gonna get the chop 'round these parts.
What else would we do with you??
And your join date?"Join date Jan 2013"=Newb
Doesn't matter how long you've been riding a bike
Your are Canadian? You must know Drunken Ninja?Sticks in butts. I even had a play nice white text in there. C'est la vie.
Flyin', I been marinating so long I'm more marinade than person at this point; and I mean life not tonight. Though the whiskey is gone now and I have beer on the way. I'm 'bout to get ****ered up. I'll clean but I'll not apologise.
Ninja, I prefer "Canadian English" as it were and perhaps you can tell.