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canadmos

Cake Tease
May 29, 2011
21,994
21,523
Canaderp
Here, let me show you the exact spot where my front wheel washed out, then gripped and shot me to the left..


And then somehow one of the stem bolts took a chunk out of my knee cap.


Note to self: insides of berms in this forest are loose and sandy.:imstupid:
 

StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
21,560
12,508
In hell. Welcome!
Here, let me show you the exact spot where my front wheel washed out, then gripped and shot me to the left..


And then somehow one of the stem bolts took a chunk out of my knee cap.


Note to self: insides of berms in this forest are loose and sandy.:imstupid:
Knee pads, noob!
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
56,016
22,047
Sleazattle
Here, let me show you the exact spot where my front wheel washed out, then gripped and shot me to the left..


And then somehow one of the stem bolts took a chunk out of my knee cap.


Note to self: insides of berms in this forest are loose and sandy.:imstupid:
Why would you ride that line, ever?
 

Sandro

Terrified of Cucumbers
Nov 12, 2006
3,228
2,541
The old world
Croatia fun time. I'm not surprised the Losinj world cup track looks the way it does as this country is 90% rock that is occasionally covered with an inch of soil.






 

StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
21,560
12,508
In hell. Welcome!

skibunny24

Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation
Jun 16, 2010
3,281
585
Renton, WA
You're totally a bunny. Dafuq is going on on that jersey though?
Lol! The best part is I bought the jersey because it is called the "Skibunny II" I shit you not! It's warm and has great pockets too!

*edit* those black things are beavers. And there are maple leaves. It's very Canadian.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,050
8,770
Nowhere Man!
You: Ring ring....
Westy: WTF do you want?
You: I just found this phone on my doorstep....
Westy: WTF do you want?
You: Dude... I just plugged it and nothing happened. So I pressed the red button and it started ringing...
Westy: Did you read the instructions asshole?
You: No. I didn't see any instructions??
Westy: Hangs up abruptly.