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Montana rider

Tom Sawyer
Mar 14, 2005
1,943
2,597
First dirt since mid July, and a @Serial Midget sighting...

South Toll Canyon (Butte-iliscious), I've done the Toll Canyon (blue) before, but S. Toll (black) was new to me.

Midge thought it was too spicy, I thought it was okay, but ended on Toll which has too much double track and too horse fucked (and lots of downed trees disrupting our flow...)

Lunch/'Shed Rock
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The Midge is still rocking hippy locks (while slinging porcelain baubbles online, and saving up for N+1 a comfy Road/cross bike....)
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jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,050
8,769
Nowhere Man!
First dirt since mid July, and a @Serial Midget sighting...

South Toll Canyon (Butte-iliscious), I've done the Toll Canyon (blue) before, but S. Toll (black) was new to me.

Midge thought it was too spicy, I thought it was okay, but ended on Toll which has too much double track and too horse fucked (and lots of downed trees disrupting our flow...)

Lunch/'Shed Rock
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The Midge is still rocking hippy locks (while slinging porcelain baubbles online, and saving up for N+1 a comfy Road/cross bike....)
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2 Permijs...
 

jstuhlman

bagpipe wanker
Dec 3, 2009
17,340
14,174
Cackalacka du Nord
nice 17 mile ride. shuttled the first climb. still 2700' vert on the day. it was an oldmad/newmad ride

top of the last descent (schoolhouse); can't tell from the innocent entry, but parts are still so washed out/gullied as to be unrideable

maybe 1/4 mile into the first descent of the day (woodruff) i got a little too playful, landed into a corner with my front wheel a little too swerveways, went otb, and received knee vagina. this pic taken at end of ride.
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
22,049
12,765
I have no idea where I am
nice 17 mile ride. shuttled the first climb. still 2700' vert on the day. it was an oldmad/newmad ride

top of the last descent (schoolhouse); can't tell from the innocent entry, but parts are still so washed out/gullied as to be unrideable

maybe 1/4 mile into the first descent of the day (woodruff) i got a little too playful, landed into a corner with my front wheel a little too swerveways, went otb, and received knee vagina. this pic taken at end of ride.
Why you no knee pads on le Gnar de Pisgah ?
 

Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
24,905
16,472
where the trails are
Welp, I done blowed up my knee (tibial plateau shature), so lets hear some binge worthy TV series I should check out. Oxy infused cocktail recipes also accepted.


Dude. :thumbsdown:

I think I missed the whole story of what happened. Bike crash? Yes? Let the drugs flow, relax and tell your tale.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
20,050
8,769
Nowhere Man!
Is the courtesy phone white or is it only for white people?
Its white. I had one for a short while. I smashed it with a hammer after Westy pissed me off. I suspect I was overlooked as a Moderator because of that. Its on a Half Duplex token ring network and Westy wouldn't let you get a word in edgewise.