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jackalope

Mental acuity - 1%
Jan 9, 2004
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I looked up Curling in my town. None of the pics of the girls were as hot as the ones in the Olympics. I really, really like the Russian girls that bark out the orders to the broomers. My goal was to hangout at the local curling rink and act like Borat and offer vodka drinks when the participants do something cool. Then under their tutelage one of the hotter Russian chicks we would fall in love and we would live happily ever after eating waffles. I would have custom sheets for our bed with a Curling rink pattern on them. Her barking orders at me, and me the dutiful broomer. Just think of the possibilities? I am... They really should have Russian Curling dating sites. Pornhub has no Russian Curling porn either. Just a disgrace....