[StiHacka]

standard

 

[Wingnut]

Necro bump for hot wok lesbian fire extinguisher action.

 

[KenW449]

when you clang them together. It is one of my favorite things actually.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

You know what you eat for lunch when you make a big ol' cock

 

[junkyard]

Weed and a Dominatrix for the win and a beer afterwards

 

[johnbryanpeters]

...they don't need to go deep.

 

[KenW449]

they both said absolutely don't put them in dry

 

[jackalope]

being a slut is tiring and unfullfilling.

 

[mandown]

Only got about an inch.

 

[canadmos]

If you concatenate post #407 and #409....

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I have some spares in my drawers.

 

[StiHacka]

I am soo confused right now. Must be my engirsh skills.

 

[Toshi]

I am soo confused right now. Must be my engirsh skills.

Drawers also mean pants, I think

 

[mandown]

Drawers also mean pants, I think

Pants doesn’t mean pants on the other side of the pond.

 

[Westy]

Pants doesn’t mean pants on the other side of the pond.

Drawers=pants
Pants=trousers
Drawers ><trousers

 

[DaveW]

I'll be fucked by dogs

 

[WestCoastHucker]

I've ridden a mustache before

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Dicksssssss
good for that sort of thing.....

 

[johnbryanpeters]

I can give you burning-hot-pecker rep

 

[StiHacka]

beep beep beep. all fucking night. fucker

English is beautiful.

 

[mandown]

English is beautiful.

 

[Toshi]

My gasket is completely incompetent

 

[jstuhlman]

I've eyeballed Victor a few times in the last year....

 

[slyfink]

And we bought it because of the most important reason of all: the wife wanted a pickup truck.

Hey, compensating for masculine inadequacies is a damn good reason.

 

[Westy]

SS is so inadequate his wife has to compensate for him.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Bastards!!

 

[Nick]

I just love taking it hard and un-lubed.

 

[jackalope]

I looked up Curling in my town. None of the pics of the girls were as hot as the ones in the Olympics. I really, really like the Russian girls that bark out the orders to the broomers. My goal was to hangout at the local curling rink and act like Borat and offer vodka drinks when the participants do something cool. Then under their tutelage one of the hotter Russian chicks we would fall in love and we would live happily ever after eating waffles. I would have custom sheets for our bed with a Curling rink pattern on them. Her barking orders at me, and me the dutiful broomer. Just think of the possibilities? I am... They really should have Russian Curling dating sites. Pornhub has no Russian Curling porn either. Just a disgrace....

 

[Pesqueeb]

I did a fair amount of head work.

 

[gratefulbiker]

This is the only screwing application where a little more girth isn't beneficial

 

[rideit]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rubgrub-vibrator-orders-pizza_us_5a8dff30e4b077f5bfeada27

 

[Pesqueeb]

they decided that I was a holy madman and let me go on my way.

 

[StiHacka]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/rubgrub-vibrator-orders-pizza_us_5a8dff30e4b077f5bfeada27

Mmmm, cream soda!

 

[StiHacka]

Just got junk

 

[Westy]

Fucked myself out

 

[slyfink]

Get them just tight enough so that there's no play. They'll bed in a little and loosen up with regards to spinning resistance.

 

[Nick]

Speaking of whale penis

 

[Muddy]

 

[Nick]

 

[Muddy]