[Adventurous]

This thread is why I keep coming

 

[Full Trucker]

 

[jackalope]

Texas style, or Jewish style?
They are both amazing.

 

[Jozz]

semi-fucked, luckily there's plenty of virgin

 

[Full Trucker]

kinda hungry for bone

 

[Toshi]

I just knocked out 50% of what I did yesterday in less than an hour. Way less pain. Knees don't hurt. Little more stretch in my back, but whatever.

 

[canadmos]

when the Tiger poops the bed I don't plan on buying another one.

 

[Westy]

No reason to question it, just keep shoving it in there!

 

[Full Trucker]

And to follow up...

If you haven't broken your tool, you're just not trying.

 

[rideit]

I still totally suck

 

[KenW449]

Weird white stuff falling from the sky. It's been so long I might need to find someone from Texas to tell me what I'm supposed to do with it.

 

[Adventurous]

two packages handled

 

[6thElement]

I for one welcome getting swallowed by a black hole.

 

[StiHacka]

I prefer the sandwich type

 

[Toshi]

A bad experience from my "I wanna be a triathlete" summer with a campfire and a bunch of chiropractors...

 

[Atomic Dog]

Couldn't decide which I preferred.

And @Toshi loves in Kansas.

His shit was an airport.

 

[StiHacka]

Might want to look for Beaver

 

[Westy]

Guy I got them from lubed everything and put it in a lot of guys starting to realize how cool their stuff is.

 

[Westy]

I bet I could beat you off

 

[Full Trucker]

I can beat myself.

 

[StiHacka]

i was hoping it would hinge down and the end would rest on the ground

 

[canadmos]

You won't always need a stubby, but when you do, there's no good alternative.

 

[rideit]

I dunk hot tools

 

[Toshi]

Hooking up my buddy Mike, but haven't had time to lubrificate the rear

 

[StiHacka]

i just have a weird shaped ass

 

[Toshi]

Ready for the stabbin' Cap'n!!

 

[Westy]

how long and how many toys you sticking in there...

 

[Toshi]

Like a semen superfund site.

He did say that once you got past the texture...

 

[jonKranked]

I’m a slut

and how

 

[Atomic Dog]

where the FUCK did that surprise five inches come from

 

[SkaredShtles]

where the FUCK did that surprise five inches come from

 

[SkaredShtles]

i have no idea if that strains the shaft

 

[Toshi]

Use a pair of open-end wrenches to back the nuts out, thus spreading

 

[Changleen]

This is all you’re here for, eh @Toshi.

 

[StiHacka]

only a few inches last night

 

[Westy]

I'd eat shit out of that.

 

[Toshi]

You'll be dishing out handies at the nearest i-70 truck stop for more in no time.

 

[StiHacka]

Poke a hole or two in the top to avoid a small explosion. Personally I like sausage

 

[stevew]

Like with all holes, the secret was good lubrication and proper body positioning to make sure you go in straight.

 

[rideit]

Need something longer I can get both hands on