There are 4 Spec Forces lads in my fridge right now.... I really need a solid plan to take these boys out. 
VB's war on beer
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Ground zero of the St. Patty's battle ended up being the Toronado, the site of many ferocious and heroic battles of the past. Our coed platoon of about 10 fought mightily for many hours against a never-ending onslaught of Guiness, Duvel, Speakeasy Hunter's Point Porter and Big Daddy, St. Fuillen, and others, with the occasional "friendly fire" Underberg to keep spirits soaring. When energy started to wane, rations were supplied in the usual dependable manner by Rosamunde sausage grill, which provided the boost we needed to finish the battle. The war, however, continues...
Sometimes I get the feeling that we're engaged in something akin to the Hundred Years War....
I've launched a strike on a 6-pack of Fat Weasel pale ale. Who knew war could taste this good?
This past weekend was an especially large confrontation. Not necessarily in numbers...but in size and quality. My brother-in-laws brother 
is up to no good by cloning soldiers to fight against. This leads to many good battles...but the morning after, the piper must be paid...
Many of their soldiers fell...I vaguely remember some obscure IPA's, barley wines, and some pale ales...All fought valiantly. All laid to waste. As our forces dwindled, the opposition just got stronger and stronger...
Until, finally....the General showed his ugly mug. Clear, pure, able to power Indy cars...that's right...good ole Nebraska moonshine. Fueled by beery courage, I had several sips from the jar. Not only could you eliminate your nasal passages off of the fumes, you could strip house siding, clean the grease off tank engines, and use it as a cleaning agent for surgical tools.
The battle still rages...
is up to no good by cloning soldiers to fight against. This leads to many good battles...but the morning after, the piper must be paid... Many of their soldiers fell...I vaguely remember some obscure IPA's, barley wines, and some pale ales...All fought valiantly. All laid to waste. As our forces dwindled, the opposition just got stronger and stronger...
Until, finally....the General showed his ugly mug. Clear, pure, able to power Indy cars...that's right...good ole Nebraska moonshine. Fueled by beery courage, I had several sips from the jar. Not only could you eliminate your nasal passages off of the fumes, you could strip house siding, clean the grease off tank engines, and use it as a cleaning agent for surgical tools.
The battle still rages...
Having war time discussions with a couple Wild Rose Brown Ale's right now. To this point everything seems to have been going quite smoothly. However, I smell a fourth coming into the room and it looks like things might deteriorate from here..
Finishing up with a Lost Abbey (http://www.lostabbey.com/home.php) Avant Garde...once I mop that up, I have to figure out whether to attack the east coast Belgian impersonators or the West Coast Grand Dame of Microbrew...
I love American beer.
And cheese. But only if it's orange.
And cheese. But only if it's orange.
i have so far taken down 2 long trail hibernators, only 4 remain. my plan of attack is to pick them off one by one as the night goes on until i finish them, fall asleep, or finish my work, whichever comes first.
a delicious foe i might add.
a delicious foe i might add.
Always the most dangerous enemy of all!
I have not seen the enemy anywhere near my location in many weeks...I am very concerned about a sneak attack...some might even say paranoid...The strength and voracity are unknown...I am scared...
Don't worry I've been taking up the slack. I've slaughtered numerous enemy solders the past few weeks. The corpses are piling up in the house like firewood. I need to make a trip to the recycling center to dispose of them.
don t let that gaylod mikeD and his photoshop beer photos fool you... a good solid 7 mph wind will blow him over...
get crunk foolz, my crunk challis overflows with the PBR nectar of the demons...
johnE... eat yam bag
get crunk foolz, my crunk challis overflows with the PBR nectar of the demons...
johnE... eat yam bag
A Partsy drive-by! Good to see you, man. Gettin' Tahoe days in?don t let that gaylod mikeD and his photoshop beer photos fool you... a good solid 7 mph wind will blow him over...
get crunk foolz, my crunk challis overflows with the PBR nectar of the demons...
johnE... eat yam bag
6 sierra nevada stouts have shown up to do battle. my plan is to take them down slowly and stealthily, one or two a night.
tonight will be an uphill battle, 3.5 guinness extra stouts remain and i already feel weakened by their strength.
Lucky it's not the foreign extra stout, those bastards are the SAS of the beer world.
either way, at 6% and pretty much nothing in my stomach, i had to retreat after 3 to keep myself from sustaining a hefty loss.
I've got one of these in my fridge for tonights' battle....
Also have a Lazy Boy (out of Everett, WA) Belgian. That one might lay in wait for a sneak attack...you know how those Belgian's are....
Also have a Lazy Boy (out of Everett, WA) Belgian. That one might lay in wait for a sneak attack...you know how those Belgian's are....
These days anything under 6% and I can't kill them fast enough.
I think that Partsy defected to the enemy.
tonight i seek my revenge...
Morimoto put up quite a fight, but I was able to overpower teh enemy with a mighty surge of willpower and gumption.
Planning a massacre for this Sunday with a few of my mates. It'll just be the locals attacking in a banzai charge to be easily mown down but you've got to have your sport every now and then.
I've been behind enemy lines.Damn. I thought maybe the enemy had killed you.
back on the front lines again...
A friend is having a birthday party tonight. We are planning a long ride tomorrow and since he regularly brings the pain and drops us every chance he gets, our strategy is to get him so sloppy drunk that we have a chance of hanging with him. My personal contribution is a happy party pack of Chimay, Arrogant Bastard, Maudite, Fin du Monde, Duvel, and Saison Dupont. (Others are bringing whiskey and tequila.)
:beerjam:
:beerjam:
I sucker punched a six pack of pacificos tonight... bastards never had a chance.
took out a couple pbr tallboys tonight. to prove how tough i am i took one of them on while i was taking a shower.
Mission accomplished!! Dude never saw it coming, and suffered mightily on the bike the next day. Bwahahahahaha!!!
good job
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tonight will be the battle to end all battles...
1 night, 25 cans of busch heavy.
i think i'm going to be giving a bunch of those away...
1 night, 25 cans of busch heavy.
i think i'm going to be giving a bunch of those away...
i drank 5(at most). it was like christmas for all of the other kids at the party.
i had sam adams summer ale for the 1st time today and thought it was a great beer. it goes down smooth with no after kick. i actually think i prefer it to the winter ale which is good ,but has a after kick to it and i prefer it than the black ale which tears me up the next day from drinking it.the boston lager still is my 1# choice though. it never lets me down.
8 natty lights seem to be where it is at for tonight.
quality beer i tell you.
quality beer i tell you.