We Crippled Wit RESPECT
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chicodude01 said:
Haha I tried....I failed mine again for some stupid mistake I made. She had me do my 3 point turn, did that, then as I was driving straight she told me to stop and reverse. We were on a small side street that was in a parking lot, so I wasn't really paying attention, so I kind of just reversed down the middle of the road instead of all the way in my lane. No respect from the dmv for me.
Harsh, TP. I just got my permit. Yes, I am a slacker.
Well considering I have been 16 for 6 months now, and you can get your liscense at 15 and 6 months....I am also a slacker. Had I done it correctly, I could have gotten my liscense in october last year or something. I just waited a long time to get my permit because I am lazy.The Kadvang said:
Yeah, I've been 16 for a couple months now and just got my permit. Six months until lisence... oh well. I am also very lazy.T-Pirate said:
Yeah, I really should have, but I had a really hard year in school, practice twice a day, APs and ****, so I was like fuk it. Looking back that was stupid cuz I could be driving around now. Oh well, I'm just lazy.chicodude01 said:
you must realize that because of the crap youve posted in this thread, you have completely ruined your credibility and reputation on this forum and from this point on people will never respect you, answer your questions, or want your input. So leave and try again hereTheMontashu said:
Preach it brutha!ViolentVolante said:
The Kadvang said:
how come no matter where i go the Dennis Leary song "Im an Asshole" is always playing in the background
ViolentVolante said:how come no matter where i go the Dennis Leary song "Im an Asshole" is always playing in the background
It is definitly a bad time to be a newb on the monkey. Good. 
hell yeah, they send me my full time lisence in about 2 weeks. Allowing me to drive at all hours of the day.chicodude01 said:
Hahaha, you crazy young'uns. I'm not exactly old by any standards, but dammit, you guys just seem so stinkin' young. Just don't do anything stupid with those licenses. Oh, what the hell. You gotta do something stupid with the license. What's the point of being a teenage driver if you can't live up to the low standards of high school drivers nation-wide?Curiouscaptian01 said:
Oh, and Chris... Congrats on acing your test!
Definitely better than I did on my driver's test. Good work.
tip one for new drivers:
If you happen to have access to a vehicle with a winch, use the winch, because it would be wrong not to. Let out all of your cable, while paralell parked behind 4 cars go and hook the rear tow loop of the vehicle in front to your winch cable, make sure the cable is routed under the other 3 cars, with your car in the back. Proceed to pull the front car back towards you causing all 4 cars to be instantly paralell parked right on eachother's bumpers.
If you happen to have access to a vehicle with a winch, use the winch, because it would be wrong not to. Let out all of your cable, while paralell parked behind 4 cars go and hook the rear tow loop of the vehicle in front to your winch cable, make sure the cable is routed under the other 3 cars, with your car in the back. Proceed to pull the front car back towards you causing all 4 cars to be instantly paralell parked right on eachother's bumpers.
ViolentVolante said:tip one for new drivers:
If you happen to have access to a vehicle with a winch, use the winch, because it would be wrong not to. Let out all of your cable, while paralell parked behind 4 cars go and hook the rear tow loop of the vehicle in front to your winch cable, make sure the cable is routed under the other 3 cars, with your car in the back. Proceed to pull the front car back towards you causing all 4 cars to be instantly paralell parked right on eachother's bumpers.
Not everybody is that redneck. Well... chicodude might be, and Curiouscaptain drives an El Camino, but... ok nevermind.
dexterq20 said:
Not everybody is that redneck. Well... chicodude might be, and Curiouscaptain drives an El Camino, but... ok nevermind.
We live in south carolina. As one person so eloquently put it. El camino=diplomatic immunity.
dexterq20 said:
that means if youve got an El Camino down in SC you are the supreme being and get diplomatic immunity like foreign leaders and diplomats get when they come here. They dont have to follow laws or so ****, nothing can get them in trouble
OK I have read the entire thread from post one to now and though the philosiphys of the RESPECT Cape Cult has not sent me into the reilgous state of RESPECT that the members speak of I still wish to study RESPECT in order to ponder and philosiphate the words of the Respect thread.
However I must warn you I do not consider myself weak of mind or thinking ability and in the words of the RESPECT thread I may (a non member of the RESPECT Cape Cult) find out the true meaning of RESPECT.
aswell I must ask you If I do find the true meaning of RESPECT will the power of the meaning in any harm me? as i am not a member.
do I have the permission of the Respect Cape Cult?
thank you scincerly
Dirt rider
Ridemonkey member #986
Freeride miltia member #2
However I must warn you I do not consider myself weak of mind or thinking ability and in the words of the RESPECT thread I may (a non member of the RESPECT Cape Cult) find out the true meaning of RESPECT.
aswell I must ask you If I do find the true meaning of RESPECT will the power of the meaning in any harm me? as i am not a member.
do I have the permission of the Respect Cape Cult?
thank you scincerly
Dirt rider
Ridemonkey member #986
Freeride miltia member #2
movin to the country gonna eat alot of peaches
I think I remember a story saying that Andrew and James were driving the el camino down the street and were having a slurpee drinking contest and got extreme brain freezes that could impair driving abilities.ViolentVolante said:
!El Respectamundo!
No Cape!TN said:!El Respectamundo!
Deduct 10 points.
dexterq20 said:
That was the 2nd CD I ever owned (first was Weezer's blue album). Rock on!
I was listening to that CD last night, and felt like typing random crap
Quote:by dexterq20 Not everybody is that redneck. Well... chicodude might be, and Curiouscaptain drives an El Camino, but... ok nevermind:Quote
I'm probebly the one to a redneck here, im the one with the NRA stiker on my fullface. there is also a pickup with NRA stickers on it.
I'm probebly the one to a redneck here, im the one with the NRA stiker on my fullface. there is also a pickup with NRA stickers on it.
who let you inTheMontashu said:
search meViolentVolante said:who let you in
Hmmm. I'll PM ridemonkey, he obviously dropped the ball on this one.dexterq20 said:
Haha, thats nice. Exactly the same here!dexterq20 said:
Real shame the Presidents stopped making music...
welcome to ridemonkey, this was your first post? then you should consider joining RESPECTThundrbucket said:Haha, thats nice. Exactly the same here!
Real shame the Presidents stopped making music...