Homer: Thats graet honey Im gona go eat maonaise.
Jebus. It hit me last night. For some reason I remembered this episode. So funny.
Homer Simpson: Mmmm. Hey, this hot dog tastes different.
Apu: Yes, I just cleaned out the machine sir, so the snack you are enjoying has not been soaking in its putrid grease.
Homer Simpson: Yeah ... but without all the grease all you can taste is the hog anus.
Bwahahahaaa
Homer Simpson: Mmmm. Hey, this hot dog tastes different.
Apu: Yes, I just cleaned out the machine sir, so the snack you are enjoying has not been soaking in its putrid grease.
Homer Simpson: Yeah ... but without all the grease all you can taste is the hog anus.
Bwahahahaaa
homer: I want to help a kid by being a big Brother.
Big brothers receptionist: ok is there a particluar reason you want the help a less fourtunate child?
Homers mind: " Dont say revenge, dont say revenge"
Homer: Uhh.. revenge..
Homers mind: "thats it im outta here" you hear it walk down a set of steps and slam a door.
the recptionist checks off revenge on a list.
recpetionist: congatulations on becoming a big brother Mr simpson.
Big brothers receptionist: ok is there a particluar reason you want the help a less fourtunate child?
Homers mind: " Dont say revenge, dont say revenge"
Homer: Uhh.. revenge..
Homers mind: "thats it im outta here" you hear it walk down a set of steps and slam a door.
the recptionist checks off revenge on a list.
recpetionist: congatulations on becoming a big brother Mr simpson.
Spinal Tap: goodnight Springton, there will be no encores.
Millhouse: they where only on for 20 miniutes.
Bart: what a ripoff!
Otto: WOAH Knarly show.
Snake: wanna trash the stage?
Otto: Okay.
Millhouse: they where only on for 20 miniutes.
Bart: what a ripoff!
Otto: WOAH Knarly show.
Snake: wanna trash the stage?
Otto: Okay.
OH Man this thread has been slow.. Lets pick it up people! 
anyway
Otto: (talking to patty) Home had a peice of food stuck on his face for 3 days!!
Patty laughing..
Otto: and it wasnt little either.. it was a whole chicken wing!!
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Oh and there was a halirous ralph quote the other night
I wonder who withh post it first...
anyway
Otto: (talking to patty) Home had a peice of food stuck on his face for 3 days!!
Patty laughing..
Otto: and it wasnt little either.. it was a whole chicken wing!!
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Oh and there was a halirous ralph quote the other night
I wonder who withh post it first...
You beat me to itsteve said:
from the episode where Homer becomes a trucker (Maximum Homerdrive)
Red Barclay- take it from me. this one's not for greenhorns.
Homer- who's a greenhorn? what's a greenhorn?
Bart- sic 'em dad! sic all of 'em!
then, getting into the truck-
Bart- can i come?
Homer- Don't you have school
Bart- don't you have work?
Homer- ah, touche
my other favorite episode has to be Homer to the Max (where he changes his name to Max Power). Homer changes his name because a TV show has a stupid cop character named Homer Simpson. from the show
Cheif- Simpson, where have you been?
Homer- I was supervising the guns for toys program
Cheif- it's toys for guns!
Homer- Uh oh, spaghetti-o!
there's just too many to list!
Red Barclay- take it from me. this one's not for greenhorns.
Homer- who's a greenhorn? what's a greenhorn?
Bart- sic 'em dad! sic all of 'em!
then, getting into the truck-
Bart- can i come?
Homer- Don't you have school
Bart- don't you have work?
Homer- ah, touche
my other favorite episode has to be Homer to the Max (where he changes his name to Max Power). Homer changes his name because a TV show has a stupid cop character named Homer Simpson. from the show
Cheif- Simpson, where have you been?
Homer- I was supervising the guns for toys program
Cheif- it's toys for guns!
Homer- Uh oh, spaghetti-o!
there's just too many to list!
Don't know if it's been said but in the reality TV episode the guy in the group of ex-reality people they meet:
"I just couldn't eat any more kangaroo testicles..." (they go on talking) "...now I can't get enough of them."
"I just couldn't eat any more kangaroo testicles..." (they go on talking) "...now I can't get enough of them."
Chief Wiggam to Ralph and Bart: "How DARE you go into Daddy's Forbidden Closet of Mystery?"
Don't know if it's been posted, but it's damn funny
Don't know if it's been posted, but it's damn funny
Nelson: "You kissed a girl?? That's so GAY!"
Bartender: "But Duffman--you said if I slept with you I'd get first place!"
Duffman: "Duffman says a lot of things! OO Yeah!!"
Duffman: "Duffman says a lot of things! OO Yeah!!"
Homer: "Here's to alcohol....the cause, and solution to, all of life's little problems!"
Haaaa..Haaaaaaa.
Be nice to the indians there guests in this country.
Hello my name is Troy McClure you may have seen me in other films such as....
Hoo-mer
Im board.
mabee if i hade another clone....
The MLB is spying on us..
Im going to Moes..
ohhhhhn not the denver Broncos
From Family Guy
-Lady: you are so ignorant
-Peter: Oh ya, I can make up words to. You're a vestigio!
Be nice to the indians there guests in this country.
Hello my name is Troy McClure you may have seen me in other films such as....
Hoo-mer
Im board.
mabee if i hade another clone....
The MLB is spying on us..
Im going to Moes..
ohhhhhn not the denver Broncos
From Family Guy
-Lady: you are so ignorant
-Peter: Oh ya, I can make up words to. You're a vestigio!
Lenny: "There's nothing like revenge for getting back at someone!"
Karl: "Yeah....vengence ain't bad either!"
Karl: "Yeah....vengence ain't bad either!"
See my loafers, former gophers
weasling out of things is what seperates use from the animals, exsept the weasel
"Is this President Clinton? If any one can find some Tang it would be you."
mmm... pointy
hi lisa i'm learnding..... Hi super nintendo chalmers
The B-sharps are singing in church and everyone is enjoying the tune, and puttin lots of money in the collection plate
Ned: Umm you know reverend, this really isnt a Hynm persay..
Rev Lovejoy: (rolling his eyes) Ned, theres an oil stain in the parking lot that looks just like St Barnabus..
Ned (agast): OH my stars (runs off)
Lovejoy: That otta keep him busy..
Ned: Umm you know reverend, this really isnt a Hynm persay..
Rev Lovejoy: (rolling his eyes) Ned, theres an oil stain in the parking lot that looks just like St Barnabus..
Ned (agast): OH my stars (runs off)
Lovejoy: That otta keep him busy..
Ralph: Mommy can you open my milk?
Miss Hoover: My name is Miss Hoover Ralph and i am not your mommy.
Miss Hoover: My name is Miss Hoover Ralph and i am not your mommy.
I ate the Purple Berries... They taste like Buuurrrrniiing!
can't quite remember why, but in one episode, bart and lisa are running from ralph again. ralph watches them go away, then says, "why do people run from me?" just after finishing, you can see a wet blotch seeping over the front of his pants. that makes me laugh 
just watched that to...
-did he have a pass port?
-yes... to my heart
-did he have a pass port?
-yes... to my heart
Neds house gets blown down in a huricane and the towns people rebuild his house.
(in neds kitchen)
Ned: the kitchen is just the way it was in the old house, but why is there a toilet next to the fridge
Cheif wiggum: Ned, have you ever tried to lug a toilet up a set of stairs?
(in neds kitchen)
Ned: the kitchen is just the way it was in the old house, but why is there a toilet next to the fridge
Cheif wiggum: Ned, have you ever tried to lug a toilet up a set of stairs?
grandpa: oh you never know what you're capable of doing. i didn't think i could shoot down a german airplane but last year i did.
Homer after falling into tar pit:No, no, I'm pretty sure I can just struggle my way out. First I'll reach in and pull my legs out, (schloop) Now I'll pull my arms out with my face (splup,gurgle)
Grandpa: I had Seeareeeeex
Bart: I didn't do it
Cheif Wiggum: Okay folks, shows over, nothing to see here shows... oh my god a horrible plane crash, hey everybody get a load of this flaming wreckage, come on everybody crowd around, now don't be shy, crowd around.
Grandpa:Come in, come in, I'm losing your transmission!
Irritaded Guy: I said FRENCH FRYS
Grandpa: What? Do we sell freeeench frieees?
Homer: My baloney has a first name, its H-O-M-E-R, my baloney has a second name its H-O-M-E-R
Homer: Oh yeah, this must be that pain thing (Thump) yep, definately pain!
Homer: Woohoo look at that flubber fly!
Mr Burns: Yes, you're in deep D'oh now!
Cheif Wiggum: Ah no, you've got the wrong number, this is 91.....2
Bart: What a load of crappy crap crap!
Bart: It's craptacular
Homer: Hey, there a New Mexico
Cheif Wiggum: Don't snap my undies
Mr Burns: Men, theres a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game, I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you
Grandpa: I had Seeareeeeex
Bart: I didn't do it
Cheif Wiggum: Okay folks, shows over, nothing to see here shows... oh my god a horrible plane crash, hey everybody get a load of this flaming wreckage, come on everybody crowd around, now don't be shy, crowd around.
Grandpa:Come in, come in, I'm losing your transmission!
Irritaded Guy: I said FRENCH FRYS
Grandpa: What? Do we sell freeeench frieees?
Homer: My baloney has a first name, its H-O-M-E-R, my baloney has a second name its H-O-M-E-R
Homer: Oh yeah, this must be that pain thing (Thump) yep, definately pain!
Homer: Woohoo look at that flubber fly!
Mr Burns: Yes, you're in deep D'oh now!
Cheif Wiggum: Ah no, you've got the wrong number, this is 91.....2
Bart: What a load of crappy crap crap!
Bart: It's craptacular
Homer: Hey, there a New Mexico
Cheif Wiggum: Don't snap my undies
Mr Burns: Men, theres a little crippled boy sitting in a hospital who wants you to win this game, I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you
Moe: Aah you see, we ran out of floorboards so we just painted the dirt, pretty clever huh?
Homer: Oh, Marge, it's easy to miss Canada, all tucked away down there
Helen Lovejoy: (about Santa's little helper) He un-holied the holy water!
Alcatraz to Seymor Skinner "Its idiomatic be-atch"
Lisa: bye Mr and Mrs Wiggam, enjoy Bob Saget
Cheif Wiggam: (laughs) where seeing Bob Seger
(he looks at the ticket)
Cheif Wiggam: Ahhh crap.
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Skinner: I have a bomb
Cheif wiggam: wait thoses arent bombs their hotdogs, armour hotdogs.
Superintenant chalmers: What KIND of man wears armour hotdogs?
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Skinner: I really do love Endna Krabappel
Maude Flanders: Oh this isnt just about love its about s-e-x infront of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n..
Krusty: Sex Caldron!! I thought that place got shut down.
Cheif Wiggam: (laughs) where seeing Bob Seger
(he looks at the ticket)
Cheif Wiggam: Ahhh crap.
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Skinner: I have a bomb
Cheif wiggam: wait thoses arent bombs their hotdogs, armour hotdogs.
Superintenant chalmers: What KIND of man wears armour hotdogs?
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Skinner: I really do love Endna Krabappel
Maude Flanders: Oh this isnt just about love its about s-e-x infront of the c-h-i-l-d-r-e-n..
Krusty: Sex Caldron!! I thought that place got shut down.
I know it was already posted in here somewhere but I just saw the rerun where the kids take over the school and Principal Skinner is tied up in the dodge ball bag.
Skinner- "good work Mr. Nibbles, Now chew through my ball sack"
Skinner- "good work Mr. Nibbles, Now chew through my ball sack"
Mr. Burns-"Furious George...What have they done to your beautiful face?"
Comic book man during his cardiac episode 'Worst Episode Ever.'
After being put in a bath tub full of soda
Ralph: It tastes like burning!
Ralph: It tastes like burning!
i didnt read the whole thread, so forgive me if this has been posted.
from the toad licking episode:
Lisa: Dad are you licking toads?
Homer: Im not not licking toads.
I love that episode. And the medicinal mary-j episode
from the toad licking episode:
Lisa: Dad are you licking toads?
Homer: Im not not licking toads.
I love that episode. And the medicinal mary-j episode
or how about this:
ralph: my nose makes its own bubble gum
ralph: my nose makes its own bubble gum