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Not bad.
For a petunia.
For a petunia.
i know your AIM now, be afraid be very afraid.....
Don't you have something better to do? Like eat brunch?
Thats what I thought, brunch boy.
Thats what I thought, brunch boy.
ah yes brunch...
you get all the joys of breakfast and lunch put TOGETHER!
you get all the joys of breakfast and lunch put TOGETHER!
I had cold soup out of a can today...alone
Amatuer
Man sign up for the exchange program!!!!!!!!
monkey boy....you suck!
Man sign up for the exchange program!!!!!!!!
monkey boy....you suck!
Monkeyboy, even lepers pity you.
Ahh only 5 min 's to load pages.....now.
Muahahahahahahahahahahaha.........MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
NOW YOU'LL NEVER BE RID OF ME!!
On your knees sinners or feel the wrath of my Iron Lemming.
:devil:
Jorivk I had hoped that in my absence your banter might have improved.
Sadly this is not the case.
Enough of your impotent piffle paffle....you have a longer yellow streak than a stampede of Diarrhoea stricken Camels.
And even though your a lepper Jorvik, save your pity for humanoid life forms.
Muahahahahahahahahahahaha.........MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
NOW YOU'LL NEVER BE RID OF ME!!
On your knees sinners or feel the wrath of my Iron Lemming.
:devil: Jorivk I had hoped that in my absence your banter might have improved.
Sadly this is not the case.
Enough of your impotent piffle paffle....you have a longer yellow streak than a stampede of Diarrhoea stricken Camels.
And even though your a lepper Jorvik, save your pity for humanoid life forms.
DaveW, you have given me the resolve to do one thing before I die. I will poop on your head. I swear this before the Lord, that I will poop on you. It may not be today, it may not be tomorrow. It may not even be within a decade, a century. But one day, when you are all a twitter thinking "look at me, I'm south of the equator, I'm Mr. Fancy Pants" I will poop on your head.
And Shepards we shall be,
For thee, my lord, for thee,
Power hath decended forth from thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command.
We will flow a river forth to thee,
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Et nomine Patris,
Et Filius,
Spiritus sanctus.
And Shepards we shall be,
For thee, my lord, for thee,
Power hath decended forth from thy hand,
That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command.
We will flow a river forth to thee,
And teeming with souls shall it ever be.
Et nomine Patris,
Et Filius,
Spiritus sanctus.
Every time I fly across your country from now on I shall make a point of useing & flushing the toilet as much as possible in the hope that statistically speaking sooner or later your gonna be under it. :devil:
But in the meantime I shall put my crack team
of evil monkey scientists to work perfecting an
Intercontinental Balistic poop missile.
And take you out first.....A preventitive Pooping
you might say.
But in the meantime I shall put my crack team
of evil monkey scientists to work perfecting an
Intercontinental Balistic poop missile.
And take you out first.....A preventitive Pooping
you might say.
Your post was good...
FOR ME TO POOP ON! :devil:
FOR ME TO POOP ON! :devil:
Jorvik .......about all that empty space in your last post.
that empty space was the most intelligent thing you have ever posted here.
that empty space was the most intelligent thing you have ever posted here.
Well, at least I'm not monkeyboy.
well i am back from a 3 day adventure in the trinity alps, and lemme say this!
technology rules!
oh how i missed food that was solid! something i didnt have to poor warm water into...
technology rules!
oh how i missed food that was solid! something i didnt have to poor warm water into...
Go lick DaveW's crack.
no
Awhhhhh please monkey boy.:love: 
:love:
:love:
no
Monkeyboy, have some respect for yourself.
Lick it.
Lick it.
no
OK Monkey boy/girl! 
You asked for it ......It's the self combusting Gerbil for you!!!!! :devil: 
:devil:
You asked for it ......It's the self combusting Gerbil for you!!!!!
:devil: :devil:
MONKEYBOY. DO MY BIDDING. LICK HIS CRACK.
Plus, nobody wants the self-combusting Gerbil.
Plus, nobody wants the self-combusting Gerbil.
no
Ever seen the buisness end of a spatula...
with your anus?
with your anus?
Well ......you see thing thing is with the self combusting Gerbil.
you won't be able to see it when it self combusts
(unless you've got fiber optic camera gear, and don't mind cleaning it after!).
How ever it will be fun to watch monkey boy/girl's face when it happens.
:devil:
well then, i think i have had my fill of Jorviks gay fantisies for today.......
what is with all the things getting shuffed up anus's eh jorvik? got something to tell us? my computer is next to a closet, maybe you should come out of it.....
what is with all the things getting shuffed up anus's eh jorvik? got something to tell us? my computer is next to a closet, maybe you should come out of it.....
Can you guess who's been working 6 day weeks and getting last minute work done in time for school? that's right, it's me.
Hey man, I get all these ideas from your mom.
oh ****
that was one good come back seriously....
i was expecting "**** you monkey"
but no!
pat your self on the back....
that was one good come back seriously....
i was expecting "**** you monkey"
but no!
pat your self on the back....
Preferably with an electric eel coated in Napalm.
Hey Amateur....school schmoooll.
Pitiful excuse.
Have you signed up for the Lifeguard exchange yet?
I've signed up for it, but the chances of me getting selected are basically nil
Eye of the Tiger man, Eye of the Tiger
You need to fight just to keep hope alive.
Go impress the people in charge by killing one of the other lifeguards who are trying for the exchange. Make them realize that you are the only true candidate...
You need to fight just to keep hope alive.
Go impress the people in charge by killing one of the other lifeguards who are trying for the exchange. Make them realize that you are the only true candidate...
jorvik got to a mental doctor.....
NOW!
NOW!
No no Monkey boy/girl
I think that Jorvik (surprisingly) is on TO something.
Instead of (as usual) ON something!
Yes I think a carefully exacuted series of mercy killings of the other canidates. Each one more dramatic and elegant inexacution than the previous. Culminating in an epic finale involving:
Jorvik
Monkey boy/girl
the entire contents of ....San Fransisco Zoo
most of San Fransisco's itinerant Transvestive population
6 metric tonnes of vasline
And the Statue of Liberty.
Brilliant!!!!!!!
I think that Jorvik (surprisingly) is on TO something.
Instead of (as usual) ON something!
Yes I think a carefully exacuted series of mercy killings of the other canidates. Each one more dramatic and elegant inexacution than the previous. Culminating in an epic finale involving:
Jorvik
Monkey boy/girl
the entire contents of ....San Fransisco Zoo
most of San Fransisco's itinerant Transvestive population
6 metric tonnes of vasline
And the Statue of Liberty.
Brilliant!!!!!!!
is this the S&M/watersports/bukake-varient of the south american forum?
good thing i've stayed away in the past.
good thing i've stayed away in the past.
Don't be getting all uppity. You know you love us for who we are.
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
ink:
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
ink:
awsomest
awsomest?.........Yes, Yes I am.
Narlus, it's just a little harmless gromit baiting.
Try it, I just know you'll come to like it.
Narlus, it's just a little harmless gromit baiting.
Try it, I just know you'll come to like it.
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