Monkeyboy - Ever been slapped with a halibut?
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look on one of the other pages you f*ckhat, you said that already
Perhaps.
Answer the question, less you have a bath in dung.
Answer the question, less you have a bath in dung.
Well yeah .....but it was worth repeating. Fu*knuckle. 
Halibut Dung ?
Yes. The purest form of dung in existance. Halibut dung.
I wonder if this dung is too good for monkeyboy. And I think it is.
I wonder if this dung is too good for monkeyboy. And I think it is.
i thought wombat dung was the purest.....
No monkeyboy your thinking of Platypus Dung.
Jorivk you may be right .....I'd recomend Mole poo's.
Jorivk you may be right .....I'd recomend Mole poo's.
Even that may be too good for monkeyboy.
On a side note, I have no buisness riding a 15 foot wave. Ouch.
On a side note, I have no buisness riding a 15 foot wave. Ouch.
on the side of that side note....
i did my biggest drop today....
7ft to small tranny woo hoo!
i did my biggest drop today....
7ft to small tranny woo hoo!
Nice. Once you're over 2 feet drops, you possess the skills to do drops up to at least 12 feet. Its just a matter of balls.
very nice monkey boy girl.
Jorvik .....you have no place full stop....so please .....STOP.....Fully.
on a bummer side note RM page loading speeds have slowed dramatically over the last 3-4 days.
it's now taking 50-60mins to load an RM page so ......I won't be back for a while till this speeds up again.
Cos I DONT have that much time to spare.
Ciao
Dave "space monkey" Waugh
Jorvik .....you have no place full stop....so please .....STOP.....Fully.
on a bummer side note RM page loading speeds have slowed dramatically over the last 3-4 days.
it's now taking 50-60mins to load an RM page so ......I won't be back for a while till this speeds up again.
Cos I DONT have that much time to spare.
Ciao
Dave "space monkey" Waugh
I invented a song.
It is titled : Untitled
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PEEEEEEEEENIS
Thank you.
It is titled : Untitled
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PENIS
PEEEEEEEEENIS
Thank you.
thas crazy!
my friend and i (yes, i do have firends) made up similar songs...
when a problem comes along you must penis, penis, penis good..
them dum... duh dum dum dum, crack that penis, etc etc
yes it is lame, but its more fun then what ever calss it was...
my friend and i (yes, i do have firends) made up similar songs...
when a problem comes along you must penis, penis, penis good..
them dum... duh dum dum dum, crack that penis, etc etc
yes it is lame, but its more fun then what ever calss it was...
We are all dumber for having read that.
thanks
as i chat with you...
as i chat with you...
Go chat with your little soldier.
but arnt you the solider?
you are goning to be a marine if i am not mistaken....
you are goning to be a marine if i am not mistaken....
What I meant was
Why don't you just whip out your pathetic little pecker and apoligize to it for not getting any.
Why don't you just whip out your pathetic little pecker and apoligize to it for not getting any.
oh ok...
By The Way....
SHUT UP, you......
By The Way....
SHUT UP, you......
Oooooooooooo, big words from a little man.
I have come to the realisation ....after reading what you lil....."things" post in my absence.
THAT THIS THREAD IS F**KED !! ...without my esteemed presence.
You have seen but not managed to learn tha ancient art of insulting with style.
*tsk tsk tsk*....*sigh*
Jorvik you have some (faint/damm near nonexistant) promise....but the rest of you....
Learn not shall you of the wisdom.
you are not even worth having around in order to use you skin for the toilet paper of an triple buttocked GELF!!!!
here endith the lesson.
you gormless Gimp mongers!
THAT THIS THREAD IS F**KED !! ...without my esteemed presence.
You have seen but not managed to learn tha ancient art of insulting with style.
*tsk tsk tsk*....*sigh*
Jorvik you have some (faint/damm near nonexistant) promise....but the rest of you....
Learn not shall you of the wisdom.
you are not even worth having around in order to use you skin for the toilet paper of an triple buttocked GELF!!!!
here endith the lesson.
you gormless Gimp mongers!
They say that people who live in glass houses sink ships...
don't sink the ship davew...
don't sink the ship...
Shower tote
don't sink the ship davew...
don't sink the ship...
Shower tote
well
i dont exactly insult well over the internet
wait till i take over your new Z-land (woh cool abbrevation), and rule it, naturally....
i will make you the officail guy i insult
you ****nut!
i dont exactly insult well over the internet
wait till i take over your new Z-land (woh cool abbrevation), and rule it, naturally....
i will make you the officail guy i insult
you ****nut!
SURRENDER THIS COUPON AND PRESENT YOUR BANK ONE CREDIT CARD OR HERTZ DISCOUT SAVINGS CARD FOR IDENTIFICATION!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHH THE HORROR, THE HORROR!!!!
AHHHHHH THE HORROR, THE HORROR!!!!
Yes but as I'm on top .....I'll sink any glass house I see flying over my feet.
ps.....whats an officail??? 
ps.....whats an officail???
I before E except in Budweiser.
Remember that.
Remember that.
Riiiiiiiiiiiight.
Welcome to the archives.
Monkeyboy is an idiot.
DaveW has some sort of napoleon complex.
And I am the alpha and the omega.
Welcome to the archives.
Monkeyboy is an idiot.
DaveW has some sort of napoleon complex.
And I am the alpha and the omega.
jorvik talks ****
he also smells like ****
he also also eats lots of ****
and no one likes him
!!!!!!!!!!!! **** HSITHI ****HSIHTISITSHTISTHISTHITHI
he also smells like ****
he also also eats lots of ****
and no one likes him
!!!!!!!!!!!! **** HSITHI ****HSIHTISITSHTISTHISTHITHI
See what I mean?
Monkeyboy, quit talking smack and go cuddle with your momma. Its fun. I did it last night.
Monkeyboy, quit talking smack and go cuddle with your momma. Its fun. I did it last night.
you friggen freak....
why'd you cuttel with your own mom you nutsack, **** fliggen, testicle groping....
BABBoON
why'd you cuttel with your own mom you nutsack, **** fliggen, testicle groping....
BABBoON
I'll ask you again. I want an answer this time.
Have you ever been slapped with a halibut?
Have you ever been slapped with a halibut?
no, but i have eaten one
So monkey boy is into Oral sex with fish.....
Bigguns owes a hell of a lot of unpaid child support payments.
Jorvik is trying to forment/cement a sadomasocistic relationship with monkey boy.
Amatuer is a David Hasslehof (sp?) in waiting.
And I AM GOD!!!!
.......COOL!
Think about this DaveW.
When I take a crap, my ass always points too your country.
Just something to ponder over...
When I take a crap, my ass always points too your country.
Just something to ponder over...
woh thats depp jorvik. real deep...
which means that from down here we get to see the prettest / best side of you.
of course the filp side of your post is that whenever I take a dump my ass is pointed right back at ya bud!
anyway back to other matters.....So monkeyboy/girl
how long have you had these urges to have oral sex with Halibut????
And does this mean that you have given up on the Gerbils?
Monkeyboy, you're pretty screwed up.
I mean, seriously now, whats wrong with you? Your momma never hugged you? Did you fall in a tank of human waste as a baby and nobody bothered to fish you out for a week? Drink too much tang?
I mean, seriously now, whats wrong with you? Your momma never hugged you? Did you fall in a tank of human waste as a baby and nobody bothered to fish you out for a week? Drink too much tang?
DAve W, why do you keep calling Jorviks mom a halibut?
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