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Jorvik

Jorvik

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Originally posted by monkeyboy424
DAve W, why do you keep calling Jorviks mom a halibut?

:rolleyes:
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If thats your bag, sure. My mom is fat and ugly. I don't get why anybody would want to have sexual relations with her in the first place. Especially with her age and all. I mean, come on, you might be 12 years old monkeyboy, but I think you can do better than my mom. Like a shaved orangutan or something.
 
monkeyboy424

monkeyboy424

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i never thought you would go as low to insult your own mother....


yah well i am 15 so you better fix that whole analysis of yours...

ass
 
DaveW

DaveW

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Better a lemon than a Halibut....err sorry I mean a Mrs Jorvilk. :rolleyes:

Do I have a beautiful talent for making a bad idea seem better than balanced? :confused:
Earlier today someone told me that I do. :confused: :monkey: ........:cool: :D
 
DaveW

DaveW

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No no wackytabbaccy.
If I had some of that I wouldnt be able to fel my rather painful foot which had a log droped on it this morning (thank god for steel toe boots). :eek: :eek: :(

Instead I'm hitting the burbon this evening. :)


Now repeat after me....

Wibble wibble wibble I'm a tea pot ....but I dont have a pot to p*ss in ok....
So give me some pot dammit

If this post made utterly no sense to you.....CONGRATULATIONS! :D
 
DaveW

DaveW

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twig, elf, root, bark....twaddle

twig, elf, root, bark....twaddle

twig, elf, root, bark....twaddle

twig, elf, root, bark....twaddle

twig, elf, root, bark....twaddle

twig, elf, root, bark....twaddle

twig, elf, root, bark....twaddle

twig, elf, root, bark....twaddle

twig, elf, root, bark....twaddle

twig, elf, root, bark....twaddle

twig, elf, root, bark....twaddle




Do I win a prize?:confused: :)
 
monkeyboy424

monkeyboy424

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Originally posted by DaveW
But, but, but.....I wanted a platinum moon. :(















*cue various mooning jokes* :rolleyes:
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well you cant have one

you ass gremlin

and i will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever start with the mooning jokes...
 
DaveW

DaveW

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an ostrich egg....nicely fermented but of course. :D



I saw a rider fall 10ft off an Northshore stunt today.
he hit the ground & quickly stood up......just in time to get hit by his bike, knocking him flat again.:eek:


He was ok...sorta.
Was I wrong to laugh my ass off?
He thought so. :devil:
 
monkeyboy424

monkeyboy424

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i am back from northstar with my first offical experience of DHing, and waht can i say


WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
amateur

amateur

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i saw a drunk girl fall off a jungle gym friday night. it was a good 4-5 foot fall onto concrete. Rather funny given she landed square on her head. My training kicked in, and her head was stabilized and within 5 minutes she was in the back of my car on her way to the hospital. I was stoked to have my trunks(with gloves and a cpr mask) in the pocket.

She ended up only getting a minor concussion, but still:eek:
 
DaveW

DaveW

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Nice work Amateur! :cool: :monkey:

I had yesterday off work and spent it at the beach. it's off season but there were upto 40 swimers in the waterd so I though as the only guard present I'd better hang around just in case (as the Rips were working over time).

Saturday after next I've got the season kick off race the "90 mile classic".
A race from one end of Ninety mile beach to the other the whole distance to be spent in the surf break, except for a break at the half way point where you have to stop and carry the boat over a sandspit & do a 1-2km run inland up to the top of a hill and back before continuing . It takes some 4-5 hours in the IRB at full speed.

I'm gonna be so sore after that!:(


oh yeah .......monkey boy listen to what Jorvik says!:devil:
even though he's a dingbat:rolleyes:
 
Jorvik

Jorvik

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DaveW, I'll swim over there and smack you if you're not careful. I've learned all sorts of cool **** with the Marines. I'm now a good grappler (wouldn't be good in competition because all my moves are designed to cripple/kill) and have basic body manipulation DOWN. I'm starting to learn pressure points w/ acupuncture. I'm not about using the actual accupuncture, but instead using those points to kill/otherwise neutralize somebody. SSgt Crust, SSgt Marino and Sgt Arbuckle all know all of this ****, but they won't teach me the pressure points. They're too afraid I'll kill somebody when I'm still a civilian.

And monkeyboy:
Die.
 
DaveW

DaveW

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Jorvik....marines?
sorry dude but I have been on exersizes with marine recon. back in the early ninetys.....I was far from impresed.
All the gear no idea pretty much sums up their performance.
It was suposed to be a standard, general infanty 2 week jungle combat exersize.
All but one of the yanks were pulled out by the end of day 4 suffering fatique & dehydration, and one cracked up mentaly.
the surviving marine lasted another 2 days before colapseing from heat stroke & exhaustion.
This was a bog standard infanty exersize!
eilte troops my ass.
take away the armored vehicals and aircraft. And what your left with aint too impressive.
 
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